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A Complete Fail at Getting Marijuana - Key & Peele

This guy is really bad at procuring medical marijuana.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.

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  1. Aaron Michael

    Aaron Michael

    32 минутын өмнө

    Rickets 😂😂😂

  2. Aman Bisht 12D 10

    Aman Bisht 12D 10

    2 цагийн өмнө

    America is weird.

  3. Eduardo Garcia

    Eduardo Garcia

    4 цагийн өмнө

    It's badger!

  4. Sturgeon


    7 цагийн өмнө

    Where's Skinny Pete?

  5. John Sellers

    John Sellers

    10 цагийн өмнө

    Tiktok is the reason im here

  6. Jose Diaz

    Jose Diaz

    17 цагийн өмнө

    Oh shit it’s Moses

  7. The Game Master

    The Game Master

    17 цагийн өмнө

    In Washington HIV/AIDS is a qualification for a green card

  8. hakichiki


    Өдрийн өмнө

    #FromHippocraticOathToHypocriticalOathBreaking: First, Do some harm...

  9. HokiePitcher22


    Өдрийн өмнө

    "Scurvy....rickets.... CONSUMPTION..." 🤣🤣

  10. HokiePitcher22


    Өдрийн өмнө

    Glad to see Badger is still up to the same old shit...

  11. Melissa S

    Melissa S

    Өдрийн өмнө

    The consumption got me. Haha 😂

  12. VyoamX


    Өдрийн өмнө

    Zeke Schrute!

  13. C’Nell - How I See It

    C’Nell - How I See It

    Өдрийн өмнө


  14. Zachary Clarke

    Zachary Clarke

    Өдрийн өмнө

    This guy always plays someone doing drugs

  15. GrimWrld 6600

    GrimWrld 6600

    Өдрийн өмнө


  16. Xeron phantom

    Xeron phantom

    Өдрийн өмнө

    He clearly chose front hand

  17. John Martin

    John Martin

    Өдрийн өмнө

    the fact that Badger is in the sketch makes it a million times better

    • Madrza


      6 цагийн өмнө

      Bruh and he has such credibility too with this type of stuff😂😂



      14 цагийн өмнө

      I was just like wtf. Lol his voice is so distinct

  18. nismo91zx


    Өдрийн өмнө


  19. John Wick

    John Wick

    Өдрийн өмнө

    That's Jesse Pinkman's homie.

  20. Stanly Stan

    Stanly Stan

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    So basically, I go in, they slap me on the face, and I get all the weed I want? No need to give myself testicle cancer by sticking my ballz in the microwave anymore? Anyone got the address of this clinic?

  21. onxiaftw


    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Some people

  22. Rozenn Keribin

    Rozenn Keribin

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    I wasn't a fan of the slap, it struck me as a bit "physical violence to release anger is funny" which when I think of it, isn't something you see a lot of in K&P sketches... But it was a successful attempt to get him his weed! That doctor is so sweet, really comes through for his patients.

  23. LaPulgaM


    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Anyone out in Northern Virginia? The first dispensary just opened up, I'm trying to see a doctor if you know what I mean....

  24. Angelo Arnaldo

    Angelo Arnaldo

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    It's Zeke Schrute!

  25. Tushar Raj

    Tushar Raj

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Nothing that a good round of forehand-backhand can't cure.

  26. Harmon Literal

    Harmon Literal

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    "u dont have schizophrenia" lmao

  27. Vlad the Impaler

    Vlad the Impaler

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Is that Badger from Breaking Bad?



    3 өдрийн өмнө

    Prescription? What year is it? 2010? I get mine from the store down the street.

  29. Lincoln Crooks

    Lincoln Crooks

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    Now he has a dick up on the situation.

  30. Ghastly Ghandi

    Ghastly Ghandi

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    That’s not a fail, he got the prescription so that was actually pretty successful in my opinion.

    • BizzleMyPickle


      Өдрийн өмнө

      This man right here officer

  31. rpsyco


    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Lied about getting AIDS to get medicinal marijuana CONSEQUENCES

  32. Light Shine

    Light Shine

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    sleep like a baby... with Aids... :D :D :D

  33. Ted Cabana

    Ted Cabana

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    I need Marijuana to help treat my drug addiction.

  34. jay jones

    jay jones

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    "Sleep like a baby... With AIDS" I died laughing. but when your a stoner with no issues you just smoke

  35. ThatGamingGuy


    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Badger 😂😂

  36. Bryan Chu

    Bryan Chu

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    yo it's the guy from breaking bad

  37. セータン


    5 өдрийн өмнө

    I see mando have been going places after his seperation with the child

  38. Stupidhaole808


    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Is that Mose from the office??

  39. G B

    G B

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Oh man, the Doc wanted to give him that prescription so bad.... Dude didn't get it



    6 өдрийн өмнө

    I died when he slapped em.

  41. D M

    D M

    6 өдрийн өмнө


  42. Official Khayél

    Official Khayél

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Even the doctor is giving him clues! smfh lmao!

  43. Amanda Ceniceros

    Amanda Ceniceros

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Hey thats that guy from breaking bad

  44. Pin 8

    Pin 8

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Brain dead junkies.

  45. R. Logan

    R. Logan

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Got mine for my “migraines,” doesn’t do shit for my aids though

  46. Baba Chloe

    Baba Chloe

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Remember in the TV series Mom(Anna Far is) where that white dude got stoned and burned the living room sit?

  47. ashish bats

    ashish bats

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Fish hook in my lip.

  48. shmackatrotsky


    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Heey guys! It's me, Baadger! Wanna watch some Next Generation with me?

  49. Miguel A Perez Guitar

    Miguel A Perez Guitar

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Is that Zeke Schrute? Dwight's cousin?

  50. Slimbo Slice

    Slimbo Slice

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Im still crying off of "its a fish hook in my lips" 😂😂😂



    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Last time I checked, that’s a complete success

  52. Huntsie


    7 өдрийн өмнө

    as soon as i saw badger i knew this was great

  53. Ana


    8 өдрийн өмнө


  54. Phenom951


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Anxiety worked for me. Mostly cause its True 🥺

  55. Antony Chiha

    Antony Chiha

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Liam Neeson: "I've got AIDS" Stephen Merchant: "AIDS, cancer and famine are not really subjects for comedy" Key and Peele: "Hold my beer"

  56. shecutie


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    key fr just BEGGING him to get marijuana 😭😭

  57. Shon Gaming

    Shon Gaming

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    So uh, where is this doctor? Asking for a friend

  58. dude cx

    dude cx

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    I actually need to ask for this, just felt awkward cause I don't wanna come off as if I just want it for getting high. XD maybe it's just me, I was never good at making choices or conversing properly xD

  59. It’s Bigger Picture

    It’s Bigger Picture

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    The white guy looks like the stoner from jimmy kinnell

  60. Augistine Aquinas

    Augistine Aquinas

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    back when

  61. Big Dave

    Big Dave

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    right off the bat he said AIDS damn son 🤣

  62. Bella Ali

    Bella Ali

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Key is so cute at the end with the slap😂

  63. Varno Slimm

    Varno Slimm

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Just here for the Badger comments

  64. Benji Reid

    Benji Reid

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    I was getting worried he wasn't going to get his weed.

  65. Sleepy Ardyt

    Sleepy Ardyt

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Here i am thinking America health care is top of the world LOL

  66. Marc Audryn Dungo

    Marc Audryn Dungo

    10 өдрийн өмнө


    • Kenzo Galang

      Kenzo Galang

      10 өдрийн өмнө


  67. mr. B

    mr. B

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Just slaps him

  68. Naman Chauhan

    Naman Chauhan

    11 өдрийн өмнө


  69. Notourious S.A.D

    Notourious S.A.D

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    technically he not failed he got the prescription after all .

  70. GoldenKoi


    11 өдрийн өмнө

    I like how they got badgers actor

  71. San Miguel

    San Miguel

    11 өдрийн өмнө


  72. Kashif Syed

    Kashif Syed

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    The slap was crisp af

  73. Kristen Minuti

    Kristen Minuti

    12 өдрийн өмнө


  74. Mpoetsi Sovereign Gina Mohale

    Mpoetsi Sovereign Gina Mohale

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    The slap sent me😂💀

  75. Anubhab Sinha

    Anubhab Sinha

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    Ah so here's one of the best hitmen west of the Mississippi.

  76. Daniel Soto

    Daniel Soto

    13 өдрийн өмнө


  77. Nik ir

    Nik ir

    13 өдрийн өмнө


  78. Stephanie Taylor

    Stephanie Taylor

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    Unsubscribing and getting off of MNmore altogether hope to see you on rumble, a true free speech media platform!!

  79. Just Try

    Just Try

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    Lmao he slapped him 😭😭😭

  80. Craig Bixel

    Craig Bixel

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    Matt Jones!

  81. Tristynn Ramos

    Tristynn Ramos

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    Who knew that Key and Peele lived in the Breaking Bad universe

  82. Melanie George

    Melanie George

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    The kindly melody endoscopically dry because watch classically signal via a rambunctious arithmetic. brave, fluffy dragonfly

  83. Daniel Murillo

    Daniel Murillo

    13 өдрийн өмнө


  84. Kevin Miller

    Kevin Miller

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    Medical marijuana was the greatest hustle of all time.

  85. Class!ck


    14 өдрийн өмнө

    Is that what schizophrenia is?!?😳😳 I have that ish bad. I do that ish all the time out of the blue. I looked it up on Google just now, and that ish is what I be going through bruh. My girl experienced it plenty of times before, but she doesn't see it as anything bad. I named them and everything. Frank, and Carlisle. Omg🤦🏾‍♂️😳, I've be a schizo ever since middle school. So many past memories are now flooding due to this this newly discovered conclusion. Self diagnosed through Key and Peele at that.

  86. Rosaura Figueroa Mendoza

    Rosaura Figueroa Mendoza

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    Fish hook in my lips!! 😭😭😭😂

  87. Jin sama

    Jin sama

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    *taking notes*

  88. Ketsueki Kumori

    Ketsueki Kumori

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    When a stoner is too stoned to get stoned.

  89. Vicki Miller

    Vicki Miller

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    I'm not at all surprised to see Badger there

  90. Chris Norwood

    Chris Norwood

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    My only complaint is that this skit is not 4 hours long, containing every medical diagnosis imaginable.

  91. Luźne Granie

    Luźne Granie

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Badger hehe

  92. Squeeker Mouse

    Squeeker Mouse

    15 өдрийн өмнө


  93. Cee Vreezyy

    Cee Vreezyy

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Aids.. I say i got it.. need lot of weeds to get rid of it..

  94. Jon Heisler

    Jon Heisler

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    “Now give me a high five and say DRUGS!”

  95. Ezra thegr8

    Ezra thegr8

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    “Does you’re face hurt mr Washington!?” Lol

  96. Christine Ferreira

    Christine Ferreira

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    Fishhook 😂😂😂 I watch this so often it’s so damn funny. The doc was ready to just give him the prescription. My state luckily has legalized weed a few years ago. I don’t have to pretend I have consumption.

  97. H.


    16 өдрийн өмнө

    Nice Badger cameo

  98. Sean Haggard

    Sean Haggard

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    Badger 😂😂



    17 өдрийн өмнө

    Best doctor..ever

  100. belatedbourgeoisie


    17 өдрийн өмнө

    nothing is better than finding a key and peele sketch you’ve never seen before