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A Lame Duck Emerges From His Bunker To Pardon A Turkey And Take Credit For A Wall Street Milestone

Afraid that a stock market milestone would be attributed to investor confidence in the incoming administration, the current president popped into public view twice on Tuesday in an attempt to regain the country's attention. #Colbert #Monologue #ALateShow
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  1. Ruben Ashley Westerhoff

    Ruben Ashley Westerhoff

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    how many (points), for a Baby-Trump-Blimp ??????????

  2. Craig Robbins

    Craig Robbins

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    "why not concede for the good of the country, sir?" my heart.

  3. stecky87

    stecky87

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Randy Quaid is clearly having a breakdown - could some one please get him help?

  4. Uthman Baksh

    Uthman Baksh

    26 өдрийн өмнө

    The last time I saw Randy Quaid he was sleeping at the bus stop. Oh wait, that was an actual hobo.

  5. StevesAstro Howardkings

    StevesAstro Howardkings

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    Hell is change sometimes by RR by Egyptian Religion HERR

  6. Rafael Oda

    Rafael Oda

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    Holy shit. Randy Quaid became his character on id4.

  7. StevesAstro Howardkings

    StevesAstro Howardkings

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    Horass mann talk about wall 1800s

  8. BraniusBalki

    BraniusBalki

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    Ohh. that was randy ait lQuid.

  9. Rose, Thorn

    Rose, Thorn

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    High payed Teleprompter reader LoL cricket 🦗🦗🦗🦗 no laughing 🥀 at his team joke's.

  10. Rose, Thorn

    Rose, Thorn

    Сарын өмнө

    God Speed Recovery 🌹 United We Stand 🌹

  11. Rose, Thorn

    Rose, Thorn

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    Biden few appointments ?

  12. Rose, Thorn

    Rose, Thorn

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    What ? 🥀🐜

  13. M Masters

    M Masters

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    Watch "Exclusive: Sidney Powell on 2020 Election / New Lawsuits Filed , Supreme Court mnmore.info/bin/video/oYPLsZuioYrbg6Q. SUPERB DETAIL!

  14. jose pitogrande

    jose pitogrande

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    DIAPER DON

  15. M Masters

    M Masters

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    Chuckles - These US Marines are not local and "The Fix" is not in. No More Rubber Bullets. www.brighteon.com/19ce3fd5-8482-43ba-b976-77771fe955ff. Must Hear Local Corrupt District Attorneys don't mean Jack - Arrests Will Be On Federal Charges of Treason, Sedition / Human Trafficking / Child Ritual Sacrifice / Pedophilia. Bad Actors Face Execution under Military Law; or very Long Jail Terms. Some Plea Bargains may be negotiated if you Name Names in Voter Fraud AND Forfeit All Assets Worldwide. Lin Wood has made some Tweets that make me expect to see an Emergency Broadcast directly from President Trump - by Tuesday. WATCH Your Phones Closely... Jeffrey Prather has been dark for 48 hours - I think because he is well enough connected & needs to exercise Operational Security re: Knowledge of "California Clean Sweep". USPatriots BE SAFE... RESPECT our WarFighters Prepare, Pray & Stay Out Of The Way

  16. 柳岑焉

    柳岑焉

    Сарын өмнө

    哦,对了,那些烏鴉会不会是啄了而变大成禿鷹或火雞呢,??,喔,麥,嘎,,,??,怎沒想到,是不是,会不会丫,,,??。

  17. 柳岑焉

    柳岑焉

    Сарын өмнө

    哦,对了,博士高雅的众,都還記得那家園亭,,,SO,但,由愛転為那個,会很愛那個,,,So。 子曰打之深入骨,愛之腦思想有無存憶,,,SO。

  18. 柳岑焉

    柳岑焉

    Сарын өмнө

    嗯,其實邪魔众有秘密,凡是知道他们的人会,,,那個,SO,,,。 但,鴿子不是,SO,悉達都哆車震純一狼,,,及,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,很多头銜,SO,但,还是車震純一狼籣簡化,,,SO。

  19. 柳岑焉

    柳岑焉

    Сарын өмнө

    哦,们,想不到铁船派竟把恐怖份子派駐在大陸和各群島处,,,??。 大慨連世界公認為海沷也不知為什麼的霸王村,,,??,哦,们,難怪博士们一個個被干掉,,,??。

  20. M Masters

    M Masters

    Сарын өмнө

    www.brighteon.com/7a47fe12-1d65-4388-9dc0-06c4e730bd35 The troops and armored vehicles being flown to Nellis AFB (outside of Las Vegas) are being used to set up Forward Operating Bases for Medical facilities, Armory for supply of arms and ammo, and Operations from which to deploy troops for cleaning up the Blantifa thugd expected to surface all along the West Coast. After December 18, Trump should be in a position to invoke the Insurrection Act and deploy the US Military to be able to usurp State Authority to stiff arm them legally, to keep them out. Mike Adams has said his sources have indicated that Kinetic action will not start until January. I believe travel to and from California, Oregon and Washington may be restricted by January - this won't be like the Summer where (mostly peaceful) Demonstrations - the ones where Soros, Zuckerberg and Leftist donor money was used to fly BlAntifa Thugs from City To City to lead the local looters and angry-for-pay walking targets making up Leftist Sheep. The airports and Highways will be locked down - so if you are in the hot zone, you have until January to bug out - or buy a bunch of food & lock yourself in the bathroom with you head up your butt. Free Will, of course. People Are Going To Die in This Mess - many of them Innocent, most of the sheep are just brainwashed young people who lost track of their family values. This Will All be with us for a while - unless the Biden Crime Family does the right thing for America and Capitulates and then disappears. In that event, the the Violence will be less, but the Mass Arrests Must Continue. The main reason I think these lawless / Paid Thugs will not be backed up by foreign War Fighters - because there are 120,000,000 Freedom-Loving US Patriots here in our homeland. We are patient, well-armed and trained - we will Stay Out of It and Let The US Military clean it up. However - if the forces of Satan Rise Up against our US Military; "We The People" - will have to back them up and shoot "Some People" before they (As Ilhan Omar would say) "Do Something" again. Prepare, Pray & Stay Out Of The Way #IamQ-USAPatriot . .

  21. Polly Pockets

    Polly Pockets

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    Just wanted to send you all some love!!!

  22. eskay agar

    eskay agar

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    trump is not a lame duck but potent cancer. keep him in check

  23. M Masters

    M Masters

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    Arrests, Military Tribunals & Insurrection Act www.brighteon.com/db06a5e9-a944-4a81-ba41-d3512b0769ea Deep State Being Flushed - Proof Dominion Servers Rigged. Military Option is at hand. RENDITION Flights & Confessions. States Evidence of Conspiracy to commit FRAUD - WarFighters deployed to collect LYING: Politicians, Big Tech Leadership & MSM Pundits. Please forward to everyone you know & ignore MSM headlines about defeats in State Courts. The Traitors are cornered and they know it. patriots changepoint is coming quickly Prep. PRAY & Stay Out Of The Way... #IamQ-USAPatriot P.S. Colbert - we are making up playing cards to hand out to the doorkickers & Bunker Busters. Stephen Colbert is the "Jack Of Spades"

  24. Kalie Looper

    Kalie Looper

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    Trump! Trying to keep our country safe and strong. Biden... hey lets partner up with China... good lord... idiot.

  25. Sid Luscious

    Sid Luscious

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    Late night Tard show, because you know Fraud Votes Matter

  26. M Masters

    M Masters

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    Delta Be Kraken..! www.brighteon.com/caec7189-20c3-42eb-a175-f257dd1ec0f2 "Whiskey for our WarFighters & Treason for All Cheaters" #IamQ-USAPatriot

  27. M Masters

    M Masters

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    Exciting Developments - Rendition Flights to Gitmo. CIA Head confesses to US Voter Fraud & is naming NAMES www.brighteon.com/6bbae6f0-b443-4985-9f2c-889c8c6d4ae9 patriots - changepoint coming Prep. PRAY & Stay Out Of The Way... #IamQ-USPatriot

  28. Johnny Walk

    Johnny Walk

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    andyparal. Live here on Earth. Leftist censorship media feeds you. Reality Jan 20, 2021..oh yeah. "Back Door Ballot" Biden....mumble, stumble. Reality...indeed. HAR!!!!

  29. Allthatyoutouch

    Allthatyoutouch

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    The stock market numbers are made up to start. It's all fake.

  30. Kathryn Geeslin

    Kathryn Geeslin

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    He sounded like he was emceeing a pageant for the turkeys.

  31. M Masters

    M Masters

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    Stephen Colbert - Game, Set, Match www.brighteon.com/85eb594a-046e-48b7-989d-25a1d868ba67 Enemy Combatants can loose all of their assets "worldwide" by 2018 Executive Order. That could include you, Chuckles. Just keep on with the misdirection. Prep. PRAY & Stay Out Of The Way... #IamQ-USPatriot

  32. Mauricio Espinoza

    Mauricio Espinoza

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    Biden will be a lame duck next year and he will pardon a turkey next year.

  33. Psi Fly

    Psi Fly

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    The Trump Presidential Library will have pop up books, story time, and puppet shows.

  34. Shane Kräuchi

    Shane Kräuchi

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    Stop showing leaky Rudy while I'm eating!

  35. Phillip Mundahl

    Phillip Mundahl

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    Propaganda at its finest

  36. M Masters

    M Masters

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    Colbert - you are Sweating. YOU and your Network management have reason to pay attention. The Vote Certifications will be set aside when the Vote Fraud proof from the recovered Dominion Servers is presented (now discovered to be owned by Chinese CCP). Whistleblowers are now raising their IN ORDER TO TURN STATE'S EVIDENCE - to avoid Prosecution for TREASON. "Whiskey for our WarFighters & Treason for All Cheaters" #IamQ-USAPatriot

  37. G. B.

    G. B.

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    Steven is just no longer funny, it will bitch about Trump even if it will save his life, just lame

  38. Biden4prez 2020

    Biden4prez 2020

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    The Turkey pardoned a Turkey

  39. Biden4prez 2020

    Biden4prez 2020

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    @Stephancolbert The title is so true

  40. Alireza Sheikh

    Alireza Sheikh

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    Are you talking about the same LAME DUCK , BENJAMIN NETANYAHO TALKED ABOUT ? I created a video for it , if you watch it carefully at the end of the video THAT LAME DUCK GETS OUT ::A:: mnmore.info/bin/video/pa2_vbymqpjYibw ::A::

  41. 다솔김

    다솔김

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    No reporter has yet shouted, "Mr President! Can you recommend a good landscaping company?" at the end of a press conference? Lame.

  42. 84theviking

    84theviking

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    why not make funn off your boy Biden, and hes creepy corrupt style?maybe you are same,or? american late shows and humor is gone w trump,so sad so patetic.peace f norway..trump 2020

  43. Sean O'loughlin

    Sean O'loughlin

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    Donald Trump is a crackpot

  44. ERDEM KARAKURT

    ERDEM KARAKURT

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    Turk not animal please bro Turkey Country İstanbul İzmir Antalya ...... This Turkey Country:)))

  45. Albert&Kayla Cook

    Albert&Kayla Cook

    Сарын өмнө

    facebook.com/100004592193680/posts/1733299516833105/?d=n

  46. Marshall Banks

    Marshall Banks

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    Grow up

  47. Cash

    Cash

    Сарын өмнө

    👍😄

  48. Adeline Herve

    Adeline Herve

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    yes yes yes or niet

  49. Muhammad Arsalan Bela

    Muhammad Arsalan Bela

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    oh wow this is sickening the sellout is so complete and its properly cringey just another rich white guy

  50. Muhammad Arsalan Bela

    Muhammad Arsalan Bela

    Сарын өмнө

    colbert is aging horibly

  51. Virginia Wheaton

    Virginia Wheaton

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    next year turkeys named Us and We, plus they will be diverse!

  52. kuilee salangdron

    kuilee salangdron

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    there is 7,5 billion beings on earth! only 4.5 billion is human

  53. kuilee salangdron

    kuilee salangdron

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    the computer is located below denver airport

  54. kuilee salangdron

    kuilee salangdron

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    i love all humans even the ones doing bad things it not our fault! the gold coming out of africa no one knows where its going but i do!!!!! they are using it to maintain the electromagnetic field used to dumb us down! Controlling our frequency to block our divine light from coming in!

  55. kuilee salangdron

    kuilee salangdron

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    when you guys find out that the reptillians and the archon has been in control the last 300,000yrs! It wont be nice they are in every high position you can imagine except trump he works for the light! media, science, education, medicine, millitary, academia! all demon rats

  56. kuilee salangdron

    kuilee salangdron

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    hey people it never ends well when the slaves give in to their masters

  57. kuilee salangdron

    kuilee salangdron

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    screw you reptilian!

  58. BadMoFo

    BadMoFo

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    "It's a mobius mess. It's like watching 2 toddlers trying to change each others diapers and somehow it's even more full of crap." Whoever wrote that line is hilarious. 👏👏👏😂

  59. Purple Insignia

    Purple Insignia

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    Trump can't comprehend the reason Dow Jones hit 30.000 is because he lost the election, he still believes it happened because he's still the president.

  60. undefined xcv

    undefined xcv

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    "That was weird as s**t" The crowning achieve of his administration.

  61. Theresa Casareale

    Theresa Casareale

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    Everybody loves President Obama too

  62. Miguel Chacon

    Miguel Chacon

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    Hitler finds out the re-count is over and Trump lost... Again! mnmore.info/bin/video/kHyVmaV6hW6mhM4

  63. Richard Maxey

    Richard Maxey

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    yahoo:)

  64. David Lederman

    David Lederman

    Сарын өмнө

    YaynYo!

  65. FDC 1

    FDC 1

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    As is Trump's pattern, I'm sure the turkey's were originally convicted of something terrible and just like all of Trump's pardons, They don't get the fact that when they accepted the pardon, by law, they admitted guilt. Seriously though, only Trump can make the introduction of the turkeys being pardoned sound creepy.

  66. Npc Dd1

    Npc Dd1

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    Everyone knows that the stock market is up because of vaccine News and Trump is making it harder for Biden to make China business as usual

  67. Derakko

    Derakko

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    Putin probable filmed Trump watching the turkeys shi**ing themselves in those beds

  68. rk41gator

    rk41gator

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    "That was weird as s**t" The crowning achieve of his administration.

  69. Mortonstones LLC

    Mortonstones LLC

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    Well. He pardoned the turkey alright. Will not pardon treason, election fraud, corruption and stealing trade secrets. You guys will be crying when the arrests come.

  70. lr316

    lr316

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    Why did Bigtech invest Millions in the election and manipulate comments and internet???

  71. Christy Donnelly

    Christy Donnelly

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    Trump retweeted himself (not via anyone else)... Nov. 26 ... who does that?

  72. bryant phil

    bryant phil

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    Its funny how you people are. Trump get mid east peace you say nothing, best economy not a word, best minority unemployment you choke to say any decent word. He closes border to illegals you swear he was murdering puppies. We had biden obama years can any of you name ONE BIDEN ACCOMPLISHMENT in 40 years? Reason for dow jump is vaccine not biden who has said point blank hes raising taxes and expecting us to pay for green deal, illegals health care and education.

  73. Discovermyview

    Discovermyview

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    I wish it was possible to explain to the little orange man and his buffoon platoon that the stock market rallied as much as it did for two really important, yet quite simple, reasons. One, Trump lost the fucking election (only buffoons now dispute this reality). And two, we have a vaccine, our nightmarish mishandling of a world wide pandemic is nearly at a close. Go Science!! That's it. That's all. Two reasons. This turn of events is, in fact, how it is. Uh, oh yeah -- 'we know dis' !!!! (because we do, when we say stuff like - those are the facts - we mean, actual facts, not semantical gas-lighting that, ironically, does not add up to any sort of actual (never alternative) FACTS. Read 'em and weep, fuckers.

  74. Thomas Kerrigan

    Thomas Kerrigan

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    biden and the Left Cheated Stop being So Stupid !!!!

  75. Kate S

    Kate S

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    Something very wrong happened in his childhood. A grown man doesn’t act like this.

  76. downallyourstreets

    downallyourstreets

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    Lame-duck Loser! Not much winning; so much whining, so much crying 😭! MAGA tears are flooding the hills and hollers ‘Merica.

  77. Totes_mah_goats_2020

    Totes_mah_goats_2020

    Сарын өмнө

    I don’t have anything on the Dow! Like how does that impact the everyday person

  78. Juste France

    Juste France

    Сарын өмнө

    Vous avez l air plus heureux et avez une meilleure mine... Bien que vos apartés sont très très difficiles à comprendre car vous parlez vraiment extrêmement plus vite depuis le Covid.... Bonne journée à vous et vos équipes

  79. ross siren

    ross siren

    Сарын өмнө

    Not a Stephen Colbert fan. His lack of respect for the highest office and his HATE for Trump is/was astounding.

  80. Foof y

    Foof y

    Сарын өмнө

    glad i’m not the only one who hasn’t a clue about the dow. the more i read about it, the more confused i become

  81. Diane

    Diane

    Сарын өмнө

    Hey Bottle thrower-----Looks like Biden is going down doesn't it? Mass cheating and fraud!

  82. Foof y

    Foof y

    Сарын өмнө

    we love obama!

  83. M Masters

    M Masters

    Сарын өмнө

    "Whiskey for our WarFighters & Treason for Cheaters" www.brighteon.com/01b357fa-2ee4-4a79-8287-384f391966f7 #IamQ-USAPatriot

  84. No one is here

    No one is here

    Сарын өмнө

    What did the turkey do that needs pardoning? 😂

  85. gixxer6000

    gixxer6000

    Сарын өмнө

    Is it just me or does steven take longer and longer to get to the buisness meaning news?

  86. Hugh Hughes

    Hugh Hughes

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    In my opinion Guys he meant the market will drop and it will. Not instantly. He is saying with the new administration coming in they will change what has made it climb to where it is today. You really need to have this explained. Just check in 4 years where your 401ks are then talk. And compare them to today. And then vote.

  87. Hugh Hughes

    Hugh Hughes

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    In my opinion If others would have given 1 ounce of credit to him instead of the medias and late night shows giving him a 4 year campaign of hate. Just so he would lose the election He wouldn't have to point out his accomplishments. Thats on all of you.

  88. Neil Greenfield

    Neil Greenfield

    Сарын өмнө

    Colbert...you a drunk like little jimmy

  89. Pradip Reddy

    Pradip Reddy

    Сарын өмнө

    As far as lame duck Presidents go American People ain't seen nothing yet. Just watch Biden slide into the role of a lame duck presidency for 4 full yrs. Do nothing. Fight nothing. Have no agenda that is controversial. Please everyone but mostly the unpatriotic GOP. Massage their tyranny and their traitorous actions. Even hire a few of their traitors to appease the majority of traitors in the GOP. Trumps lame duck term is exiting. It's full of suspense. It's in your face kind of dare. Can you think of any Democrat capable of that??

  90. Ford McBride

    Ford McBride

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    I cannot believe late night talk shows have degenerated into utterly partisan politics. I get it--you hate Donald Trump and you love anyone so long as their a democrat. The funny dies when it's so transparently secondary to "the message."

  91. Doxie Mom

    Doxie Mom

    Сарын өмнө

    Is this supposed to be funny??

  92. pop5678eye

    pop5678eye

    Сарын өмнө

    But didn't T** say that if Biden wins the Dow would completely collapse and there would be rioting and destruction in the streets?

  93. Bob Dobbolina

    Bob Dobbolina

    Сарын өмнө

    Someone should check in on Evil Santa while there are still elves.

  94. Randy Gu

    Randy Gu

    Сарын өмнө

    So, Quaid playing cousin Eddie in "Vacation" movies didn't take much acting.

  95. Wladimir Rahn

    Wladimir Rahn

    Сарын өмнө

    The way you are talking about the president proves who you are. Keep it shut already.

  96. Paul Osieck

    Paul Osieck

    Сарын өмнө

    mnmore.info/bin/video/e4m5zJqpjKq8qbQ twitter.com/PAULOSIECKPHD/status/1333287267087970304 /twitter.com/PAULOSIECKPHD/twitter.com/PAULOSIECKPHD/status/1333287267087970304 GOP Chair confronted with Trump fans who REFUSE to participate in Georgia elections 259.671 lượt xem Sunday, November 29, 2020 •29 thg 11, 2020 Brian Tyler Cohen mnmore.info/bin/video/e4m5zJqpjKq8qbQ twitter.com/PAULOSIECKPHD/status/1333287267087970304

  97. Asani Fungo

    Asani Fungo

    Сарын өмнө

    Him sayin An historic bugs me. U only say an before vowels bud

  98. Robert Davies

    Robert Davies

    Сарын өмнө

    This guy just keeps his lips moving and his brain in idle. What an A__

  99. Josh Hefner

    Josh Hefner

    Сарын өмнө

    Colbert never was funny such a mark for himself

  100. M Masters

    M Masters

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    MOAB over Georgia - This story just gets better and better..! I now think Biden will have little choice, but to concede before Dec 14th. All our Spec Ops guys need to do is to track down a couple of those Serbian programmers. With that single stroke, I think we could get a 'twofer' - Huessein AND. Creepy Joe... mnmore.info/bin/video/mqq2uKesZp29dco Watch "Georgia slammed by Powell's 104 page lawsuit; Exposed: The hands behind Dominion? | Front Page" on MNmore #IamQ - AmericanPatriot

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