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Anthony Jeselnik - Caligula - Full Special

Dark prince of comedy Anthony Jeselnik brings his scathing wit and observations to the stage.

(Contains strong language.)
Original airdate: January 13, 2013
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  1. Im bored of you too

    Im bored of you too

    4 цагийн өмнө

    He has a similar demeanour to Jeff Goldblum.

  2. ChaserTree

    ChaserTree

    9 цагийн өмнө

    edgy johny bravo

  3. Chaderic27

    Chaderic27

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Chicago? FFF Prickster & Beetlejuice

  4. Quincy Weiler

    Quincy Weiler

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Is that Andy samberg in the opening montage?

  5. China Wilson

    China Wilson

    Өдрийн өмнө

    🔪🔪

  6. China Wilson

    China Wilson

    Өдрийн өмнө

    If I don't die first

  7. China Wilson

    China Wilson

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Im leos asshole

  8. China Wilson

    China Wilson

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    😉

  9. Temprance Williams

    Temprance Williams

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    sugar pine 7

  10. The Midas Touch

    The Midas Touch

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Can someone explain the grandma jumping in front of a bus joke? Dont get it :/

  11. Jake TheMajikDog

    Jake TheMajikDog

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    I wonder if his 'ex-girlfriend' is a real person, he seems pretty salty about her lol

    • Βill Trap

      Βill Trap

      2 өдрийн өмнө

      Well he was with Amy Schumer so...

  12. Iykomo Tv

    Iykomo Tv

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    The king of misdirection

  13. Linda Molash

    Linda Molash

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    somebody that i used to know gotye

  14. Tom Flores

    Tom Flores

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    Dude he sounds like christopher walken In Joe Dirt from time to time! lol

  15. China Wilson

    China Wilson

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    You all are aging me and stressing me TF out. I'm out

  16. Catherine Reynolds

    Catherine Reynolds

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    I was so excited to see new Anthony. But, 2013 Anthony is so funny.

  17. China Wilson

    China Wilson

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    I'll use my mom's phone. Giving me a headache

  18. China Wilson

    China Wilson

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    I'm done playing fucking treasure hint

  19. Satan T

    Satan T

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    I hear offensive but where is the funny

  20. MystikoSadhana

    MystikoSadhana

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    Love it. Which comedians you would recommend, if someone likes that Jeselnik vibe?

  21. Ludmilla Gutomo

    Ludmilla Gutomo

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    this ex-girlfriend is amy schumer?

  22. Jamie Gaskins

    Jamie Gaskins

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    “I think my friend Jeff is gay, idk I’m not good with names”

    • Traffic Cone

      Traffic Cone

      Өдрийн өмнө

      @Dorel Hasrama He thinks one of his friends are gay but he doesnt remember their name

    • Dorel Hasrama

      Dorel Hasrama

      Өдрийн өмнө

      I didnt get this joke actually? Do u mind to explain?

  23. RivTheShaman

    RivTheShaman

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    ive been waiting for this to come to the tube

  24. China Wilson

    China Wilson

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    That I do

  25. China Wilson

    China Wilson

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Tired of fake MFS

  26. China Wilson

    China Wilson

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Not mad at u anfronee

  27. Meme Gazer

    Meme Gazer

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    anthony jizzleneck

  28. Hondo

    Hondo

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Couldn't get past the bad make-up job. She's probably funny though, for a woman.

  29. dem strange

    dem strange

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Thos guy looks like the son of Bowser from Sha na na

  30. ryry71023

    ryry71023

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    I'm so glad dating Amy Shumer didn't affect him and his style negatively. Impeccable delivery.

    • Davon85J

      Davon85J

      3 өдрийн өмнө

      @Gina Tucci back in the day when she wasn’t so grotesque

    • Gina Tucci

      Gina Tucci

      4 өдрийн өмнө

      He dated her? Ew...

  31. creditsborn

    creditsborn

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Jeselnik is not controversial at all precisely because he avoids politics... he’s the comedy straw man argument for neoliberalism. He’d look nice in the jesters tights of King Henry VIII’s court... He makes the money he does exactly because he won’t ever reveal an understanding of the macroeconomic meaning of the term ‘unearned income’ within his sets. He’s a useful idiot, not a threat to the powers that be... still funny nonetheless... very nuanced, excellent cadence...

  32. China Wilson

    China Wilson

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Let's get married

  33. China Wilson

    China Wilson

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    I'm the showstopper asshole

  34. China Wilson

    China Wilson

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Love you

  35. EpifanesEuergetes

    EpifanesEuergetes

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    This is not the full special.

  36. Оникиенко Олеся

    Оникиенко Олеся

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂

  37. rickbangkok

    rickbangkok

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Gutter topics...it's been done. Not funny just sick.

  38. Matt Frost

    Matt Frost

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    This is actually very refreshing. Considering how deep CC is in SJW/Liberal PC culture, having them broadcast a straight white man with dark humor gives me hope.

  39. World Travler

    World Travler

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Not a fan of one-liner comedians. But good jokes.

  40. Jon Anderson

    Jon Anderson

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    This isn't dark humor. This is just humor going through it's goth phase.

  41. Mothman Ortega

    Mothman Ortega

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Whom actor that play Addison from first film from Resident Evil you Resemble him

  42. Br0ManDudeGuy

    Br0ManDudeGuy

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    This guy only uses one line at the grocery store.

  43. Carl Sidelko

    Carl Sidelko

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    He holds a mic like Voldemort holds a wand

  44. ill ugly

    ill ugly

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    This isn't the full cut unfortunately its been edited by Comedy Central the far left.

  45. Boj 416

    Boj 416

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    My Guy is Stephen Wright 2020...but with hair...and he doesn't look like the personification of Gollum.

  46. NefariouZ

    NefariouZ

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Cancel culture came after this guy and gave up. He just wouldn't bend the knee. 😆😅🤣

  47. BKDOUBLEU

    BKDOUBLEU

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    never apologize

  48. Igor D

    Igor D

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Ricky Martin in his best

  49. DOUGIE FRESH 007

    DOUGIE FRESH 007

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    :)

  50. Jessy Julie

    Jessy Julie

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    All he does is say offensive things, but not that clever. I feel like this kind of comedy is pretty dated.

  51. lynn9015 w

    lynn9015 w

    6 өдрийн өмнө

  52. lynn9015 w

    lynn9015 w

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Ill never forget you blowing me off

  53. lynn9015 w

    lynn9015 w

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Worst show i ever seen. Obviously

  54. lynn9015 w

    lynn9015 w

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Shut up

  55. lynn9015 w

    lynn9015 w

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    He has none

  56. lynn9015 w

    lynn9015 w

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    We know

  57. lynn9015 w

    lynn9015 w

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Sounds like a smart woman

  58. lynn9015 w

    lynn9015 w

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Dick

  59. lynn9015 w

    lynn9015 w

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    You suck

  60. Redmenace96

    Redmenace96

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    His material is B+, but his delivery is off, to me. Something hollow. His voice and delivery just don't strike me as funny.

  61. Chinmay Bandishthi

    Chinmay Bandishthi

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Can anyone explain to me the last joke??

  62. Dina Paul

    Dina Paul

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    I just really think he's full of himself and tries to play it off like he's joking. He walks out on stage and says "Yeah, I know". WTF is funny about that. Then he insults the audience multiple times. Andrew dice clay was funny. Not this guy

    • USAma Bin Lackin

      USAma Bin Lackin

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      You’re just a hater lol

  63. Wade B

    Wade B

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    I just want to reach out and fix his collar

    • Gina Tucci

      Gina Tucci

      4 өдрийн өмнө

      I keep thinking i see a necklace, which i think he should be wearing one since his collars open

  64. Steven Durham

    Steven Durham

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Kinda Rita Rudner and Rodney Dangerfield. Jeselnik, You are a damaged Homo Sapien.

  65. Maven Frankeus

    Maven Frankeus

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    You can hear one man in the crowd getting closer and closer to a heart attack.

    • Maven Frankeus

      Maven Frankeus

      6 өдрийн өмнө

      @Thomas Sullivan I bet. He's awesome. Anthony, that is.

    • Thomas Sullivan

      Thomas Sullivan

      6 өдрийн өмнө

      Same thing happened when I saw him live. Some big guy a row in front of me was damn near choking and turning red. It made the show that much funnier.

  66. Mosh Energy

    Mosh Energy

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Seems like he took 25 min of material and stretched it out by talking slow.

    • Mosh Energy

      Mosh Energy

      4 өдрийн өмнө

      @David Flynn no i do not find him funny. don't worry about how much time i have or what i do with it.......PAL

    • David Flynn

      David Flynn

      4 өдрийн өмнө

      Was it funny ..well what s the problem then..... you got too much time on your hands pal

  67. inconelhell

    inconelhell

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Zzzzzzzz

  68. NoShow .

    NoShow .

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    no SILLY FaceMask on the Face ?? ....now They ALL got the FAKE virus , T H E N .

    • runforitrun

      runforitrun

      5 өдрийн өмнө

      Yeah... 7 years ago

  69. Frank Furder

    Frank Furder

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#-------->

  70. god-aw

    god-aw

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    When you wonder what it would be like if SATAN was a stand up comedian...

  71. Ray Vela Jr.

    Ray Vela Jr.

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Why does the guy at :08 look like Andy Samberg

  72. Andrey Skripnikov

    Andrey Skripnikov

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    My ankles are broken & swollen from all the cross-over misdirection jokes.

  73. Mike Mattera

    Mike Mattera

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Comedy Central: The biggest bone head mistake you ever made, was canceling his show.

  74. Rick Speets

    Rick Speets

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Mitch Hedberg's evil stepbrother.

  75. Daryl Tunwarm

    Daryl Tunwarm

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Watched it through but couldn’t say I found much funny.

  76. Christopher Coslett

    Christopher Coslett

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    I feel so happy and enlightened now that I didn't have to pay for this on MNmore.

  77. Elizabeth Harris

    Elizabeth Harris

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    will smith

  78. Grizz Girl

    Grizz Girl

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Haven’t watched the set yet but if he doesn’t make fun of the fact that he looks like every basic white guy , he isn’t that funny

  79. Tom

    Tom

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Fucking genus

  80. Robo Jimbo

    Robo Jimbo

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Hes got the timothy Oliphant walk

    • Gina Tucci

      Gina Tucci

      4 өдрийн өмнө

      Thats who i was trying to think of!

  81. Robo Jimbo

    Robo Jimbo

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    I never knew he was goofy legged

  82. Robo Jimbo

    Robo Jimbo

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Hey i know that guys name. Put me on your special

  83. Jo Lee

    Jo Lee

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Dark but funny

  84. Ragin Bacon

    Ragin Bacon

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    In the comments trying to look for people who are offended, so I can laugh at them

    • Sunshine

      Sunshine

      6 өдрийн өмнө

      But there are none. These are jokes.

  85. Noname

    Noname

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Man hes so creepy i love him :D

  86. Samuel Vandamme

    Samuel Vandamme

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    He's not very funny. You have to be a special person to talk slow when you're doing stand up. He doesn't have it. Not impressed. Look up Sam morrell.

  87. Cybertech66

    Cybertech66

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    When he smiles he looks like a shark. Just me?

    • Archie Nytmare

      Archie Nytmare

      3 өдрийн өмнө

      I understood that reference. Good one.

    • Greg Juillerat

      Greg Juillerat

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      He loves sharks. Had a "Shark Party" once.

    • Grey Bear

      Grey Bear

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      He probably actually murdered someone.

  88. Devin Reilly

    Devin Reilly

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    This is Chris Deliah, right? They're virtually the same guy, just different delivery. Both sick fucks. Comedy since.. oh.. about the 00's. All terrible garbage that a trash audience of retards eats up like pigs.. This makes me sick.

  89. Back Country Air Force

    Back Country Air Force

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Not very funny

  90. Jon

    Jon

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    It's funny, but a ton of old recycled jokes. The original stuff is great. Comedy = tragedy + time.

  91. 丸山昌幸

    丸山昌幸

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    the beatles

  92. ExecutivePenStylus

    ExecutivePenStylus

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Absolutely hilarious!!! Hahahaha

  93. pablopenguin24

    pablopenguin24

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    His persona works best with the beard. Beard makes him more intimidating and hides the smirks better.

  94. SWIFTY_WINS

    SWIFTY_WINS

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Who knew Max Payne was so funny back in his college years?

  95. Andy Whitlock

    Andy Whitlock

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Just classic jokes!

  96. Nathan Thom

    Nathan Thom

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    This guys cadence is a step away from turning into Christopher Walken.

    • Ibn Sabeel

      Ibn Sabeel

      5 өдрийн өмнө

      @Matt Denman good call 🎯

    • Matt Denman

      Matt Denman

      5 өдрийн өмнө

      I keep thinking an annoyed angry entitled John Malkovich character. ... and agree with the other two takes as well.

    • Ibn Sabeel

      Ibn Sabeel

      6 өдрийн өмнө

      With a proper dose of Steven Wright to make sure the act goes smooth.

  97. Robert Wise

    Robert Wise

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    For a smart audience,that’s his style.

  98. Thetoothbrushfromnisemonogatari

    Thetoothbrushfromnisemonogatari

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    This in 2020... this man is an absolute legend.

  99. Julio Colon

    Julio Colon

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    This guy looks and talks like the type of men in CSI that are accused or guilty of murder.

  100. Jerrod Stockman

    Jerrod Stockman

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    He holds no bars I fucking love that

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