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Asylum: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

With the 2020 election underway, John Oliver explains how the Trump administration has handled asylum seekers over the past four years, why it matters, and what we can do about it.
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  1. Joe MacLeod-Iredale

    Joe MacLeod-Iredale

    2 минутын өмнө

    Thanks for continually making me grateful I lice in the UK; we are a mess but at least we’re not this bad.

  2. Wol Bern

    Wol Bern

    2 цагийн өмнө

    As an Englishman... speak for yourself Johnny boyyo

  3. yinky

    yinky

    5 цагийн өмнө

    america is never a melting pot....

  4. Pēteris Krišjānis

    Pēteris Krišjānis

    7 цагийн өмнө

    You can say difficult to understand words, or you can just say "Miller"

  5. Daisy Maisie

    Daisy Maisie

    7 цагийн өмнө

    Wait cilantro is what you guys call coriander right? Bland? Cilantro makes the dish! 😋

  6. Neartmhor

    Neartmhor

    8 цагийн өмнө

    I think that at this point, the US might have even surpassed Australia for how cruelly it treats asylum seekers. Which is saying something, particularly given that Australia served as Trump’s inspiration for how to treat asylum seekers cruelly in the first place. That is, make it known they’ll be basically tortured, and hopefully they won’t even apply for it in the first place. Of course, America isn’t yet locking up asylum seekers (who have committed no crime) for over eight years on a tropical island gulag yet, but I think the border concentration camps (and yes, they do lest the literal definition of concentration camps) counts. Is it better that Australia throws the kids into those gulags with their mothers rather than separate them? I’m honestly not sure.

  7. Usernameping

    Usernameping

    8 цагийн өмнө

    It’s fitting that the only time Trump acknowledges the pandemic is when he can use it to fuck over brown people

  8. ElCadaver

    ElCadaver

    8 цагийн өмнө

    Seems the republicans all watched "Colony (TV Series 2016-2018)", decided to run with it.

  9. Joana Monteiro

    Joana Monteiro

    9 цагийн өмнө

    Important court apoitments with no time or date? Kakfka, is that you?

  10. Syndiccalls

    Syndiccalls

    9 цагийн өмнө

    Wow not cool, lay off Cilantro please, literally the king of herbs, or queen.

  11. Bloodlyshiva

    Bloodlyshiva

    10 цагийн өмнө

    "The English are bland and yet totally overpowering to the dish." We're the result of a melting pot of our own. Adding a melting pot to another melting pot....probably a bad idea.

  12. Sah

    Sah

    10 цагийн өмнө

    you think you do asylum bad, hold my Australian beer :(

  13. Juulk

    Juulk

    12 цагийн өмнө

    America is still far better...Australia send those people to Islands and some are living there for 4-5 years, the government don't care... Yes, I believe there should be rules ofc but how can they be so slow...

  14. ina salni

    ina salni

    12 цагийн өмнө

    it's wrong to assume unlimited immigration to ''save'' ppl will make things ''better'' - it doesn't change the things & countries they are running from, the situations that have produced & keep on producing these ppl as asylum seekers & immigrants. it's a pacifier to a louder problem, redirecting the spotlight away from it to say that them arriving is the issue - not rly, it's them leaving that's the issue in need to be approached, solved & fixed in the 1st place. them leaving is the crisis.

    • Reggie Tyler-Andersons

      Reggie Tyler-Andersons

      12 цагийн өмнө

      Do you realy think its impossible to cover two topics at once?

    • Reggie Tyler-Andersons

      Reggie Tyler-Andersons

      12 цагийн өмнө

      well its realy easy to fix the asylum problem.

  15. daniel job

    daniel job

    13 цагийн өмнө

    I'd toss in my two cents, but my country is a hairs breadth away from shooting American airliners out of the sky!

  16. Lauren Walker

    Lauren Walker

    16 цагийн өмнө

    I find it utterly disgusting that a man of SO MUCH privilege chooses to mock people seeking asylum. These are people coming from countries with war, famine, extreme poverty and extreme violence. Trump would never last in a situation like that, he could never come close to experiencing the painfully traumatic stress that comes with having to flee your home country and travel to an unfamiliar land filled with people who hate you. Well, I suppose america is filled with people who hate him, but he’s too much of a narcissist to realise it.

  17. Gaile Oxstain

    Gaile Oxstain

    Өдрийн өмнө

    "We won't know until Nov. 3rd" Boy that didn't age well...

  18. JuanmaRailgun

    JuanmaRailgun

    Өдрийн өмнө

    "deep american melting pot" the song says. Yet dare try to date outside your race and you'll have all 4 parents, 8 grandparents and every uncle frowning. It's more like the great American pot of oils and waters.

  19. Eugene Minton

    Eugene Minton

    Өдрийн өмнө

    you missed one point thou, migrants, asylum seekers... when here long enough get the right to vote,... and they overwhelmingly vote democrat. so a republican administration that moves to expel them is actually trying to influence a voting. after all typically most immigrants stay in the south of texas which we can look at the demographics for voting and see they are overwhelmingly republican areas... if that helps.

    • Reggie Tyler-Andersons

      Reggie Tyler-Andersons

      12 цагийн өмнө

      To add to that it would be especialy be helpful on mexican border states Texas,alabama and so on.

  20. Damien Edmiston

    Damien Edmiston

    Өдрийн өмнө

    I had a sociology teacher that didn't like the term "melting pot". That implies assimilation, which is true that America has a history and a current problem with. But she prefered "Chef Salad" so we can move away from assimilation and towards actual diversity, being different while also making the country better as a whole for having that diversity. Of course, a joke can be made that white people would be the blue cheese dressing of the salad, gross and completely unnecessary.

  21. Lorenza

    Lorenza

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Also really important to mention the Asylum Transit Ban as a major change to US policy that has effectively ended asylum at the border. It is basically "a ban on asylum for any individuals who enter the United States at the “southern land border” after transiting through another country after leaving their home." (www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/research/policies-affecting-asylum-seekers-border). That is, all Central and South American asylum seekers, as well as many African migrants making their way through Latin America to the US.

  22. D'Hotness McAwesome

    D'Hotness McAwesome

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Uhh... The statue would need to eat other statues in order to be a cannibal. That's my take away from all this.

  23. nguyenghathan phanthuangian

    nguyenghathan phanthuangian

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    funnypranks spm chrissmoove piemations slipknot lukasgraham dunkey

  24. Rosa Cummings

    Rosa Cummings

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    When the president of El Salvador is a more proficient English speaker than Donald Trump.

    • Reggie Tyler-Andersons

      Reggie Tyler-Andersons

      12 цагийн өмнө

      Probably a translator actualy.

  25. nguyenthanhchung phamquanthanh

    nguyenthanhchung phamquanthanh

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    uglygod river americanidol

  26. surelychoo

    surelychoo

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    this episode broke me; I've never cried from watching this show even though John has been discussing increasingly heartbreaking stories as the years go on, but this is just so so horribly sad. My heart breaks for these asylum seekers. you can hear the anger in John's voice

  27. DropKick2772

    DropKick2772

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    This is disgusting

  28. Marbles6346

    Marbles6346

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    Wow, John, I can't believe I found out we disagree on something!!!! Cilantro!!!

  29. Chronicler OfTheDead

    Chronicler OfTheDead

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    QAnon: "Our goal is to uncover and prevent child abuse." Misguided Member of QAnon: "Hey look, proof the government is abusing Mexican kids!" QAnon: "Uhhhh..."

  30. TaiwaneseBoi

    TaiwaneseBoi

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    Don't let Berta in. She looks like she's been fighting in the UFC. Look at her face tattoos, we can't trust her 🙄

  31. Aluzky

    Aluzky

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    3:33 Wish granted, she is now safe in US detention, free shelter, free food. But now she wants to be returned to the place she flee from so she can be killed? Where is the logic in that?

    • Aluzky

      Aluzky

      4 өдрийн өмнө

      Common, if you don't like US asylum process feel free to seek asylum in any of the other 190+ countries. I don't get why we have like people from Peru or Africa seeking asylum in US. What, they spend years crossing though dozens of countries to come to US for asylum, could you not seek asylum in those dozens of countries that where before US? Feels like they many people seeking asylum in US are only trying to exploit the system to get in for free. That that can harm people who needs real asylum.

  32. Banana Banana

    Banana Banana

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Awesome video, Oliver, as always you are one of the TOP finest. Lets make America "human" again.

  33. FOertel

    FOertel

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    People laughing about Asylum-jokes of Trump at something called "Republican JEWISH Coalition" is just...

  34. Mansooreh Sani

    Mansooreh Sani

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    People who are harsh on asylum seekers think it is easy to leave all of your life behind and flee? Most of them pack a huge suite for one week travel and have no idea what "leave a life behind and run" even means... Who runs away from a familiar place with the language and culture they are familiar with??? Do you even think about these questions???

  35. Joe Scott

    Joe Scott

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    The RIM program is illegal... And we need to execute the cartels. All of them. Thank God Drumpft will be out soon. You know it's bad when fleeing to Mexico is an improvement.

  36. Nightthought

    Nightthought

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    I mean, this whole episode is the perfect example of privilege. I mean, asking to be protected and being thrown into detention is perfectly normal if you miss two boxes on privilege bingo. That's not a lot. Also some of those boxes are connected. Like chances are if you aren't cis, there is an 80% chance that you are not a dude.

  37. Jón Frímann Jónsson

    Jón Frímann Jónsson

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    There are many people that are going to jail once Joe Biden start to dismantle the horror of the government of Donald Trump.

  38. Youssef Laghzali

    Youssef Laghzali

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    american melting pot: africans is not a nationality*

  39. Daniel Feldman

    Daniel Feldman

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    But I like Cilantro.

  40. ngangtraivao dangtrinhung

    ngangtraivao dangtrinhung

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    cher sailormoon brownman tanqr dailywire seananners xxtentacion

  41. asioe kiou

    asioe kiou

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Trump should face crimes against humanity charges.

  42. Oso Oso

    Oso Oso

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    I don’t know if John Oliver is getting enough recognition . He’s bringing all these things into the light but at end of the day it’s up to us to make a change and do something about it .

  43. bacncake

    bacncake

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    I know a person who works at an ice facility. They discussed a person who fleed their country came to America and has been trying for a year to get in contact with the Aunt that raised them. They recently were told that the day after they left their country she was killed when they came looking for this person. The person then had a psychological break and was sent to a mental health facility. The person I know then told me last week that the person was being deported back to their country because they couldn't present any evidence for asylum. I live in a garbage country. Don't come to America its not worth it.

  44. Luke Mordon

    Luke Mordon

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    I cried when I heard the story this is a really fucked system

    • asioe kiou

      asioe kiou

      8 өдрийн өмнө

      The English are definitely not the cilantro of the human race

  45. airsoftshrek23

    airsoftshrek23

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Well its not our problem you come in here illegally you get put in jail it doesn't matter if they need help it may be a dick move but its not our problem

  46. Ghost_Anna _Reads

    Ghost_Anna _Reads

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Yeah, I asked about the American Melting Pot....apparently, it doesn’t really exist because adults forgot what they were taught in kindergarten, share and be nice.

  47. Christian Topayung

    Christian Topayung

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    If the Democrat ever purpose such asylum program they will lose badly in 2022.

  48. NapFloridian

    NapFloridian

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    When Trump flees, he should make sure not to Honduras... Tbey would drill him and his lovely Russian hooker at the border... And don't complain

  49. Rai

    Rai

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    When his voice went unspeakably low talking about his anger about GBBO I'm ashamed, but I found it attractive. Because it was Hilariously random, but also, I have enough British friends to know, *there was genuine anger there.*

  50. vbddfy euuyt

    vbddfy euuyt

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    A man complaining that people fleeing for their lives are cowards is pretty hypocritical for a guy who hid in a bunker from people with signs.

  51. Random Garbage

    Random Garbage

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    as a white man, is there any value in my life?

    • captainautobots

      captainautobots

      9 өдрийн өмнө

      Yes, if you recognize that all lives have value AND that those who are disadvantaged in society more than others need more help, like people of colour, woman, homeless, the sick, etc. Do what you can to help, or at least don't join the Proud Boys; their lives ARE worthless.

  52. Jos de Bruijn

    Jos de Bruijn

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    We need this kind of reporting in the EU as well. There are rampant human rights violations at there borders here, and very little reporting of this.

  53. Legitly Spelunking

    Legitly Spelunking

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Trump: "the coronavirus isn't real, it's a hoax" Also Trump: * uses coronavirus as an excuse to do this bs *

    • mikeshogunlee

      mikeshogunlee

      9 өдрийн өмнө

      Also Also Trump: *Gets Carona Virus*

  54. Selma Reyna

    Selma Reyna

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    omg my heart aches for Berta. :' (

    • vbddfy euuyt

      vbddfy euuyt

      9 өдрийн өмнө

      one systemic social crisis at the time... JO make me laugh and cry at the same time... I love and hate you John Oliver, at the same time... keep the good work!

  55. Daniel Wyrembelski

    Daniel Wyrembelski

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    The Orange Man is aweful and im glad he lost.

  56. Luigi Scazzari

    Luigi Scazzari

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    All Trump administration deserves to rot in an The Hague jail.

  57. Jacob Harvill

    Jacob Harvill

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    i love immigration please help to protect it

  58. Penitent Hollow

    Penitent Hollow

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    I find it extremely telling that the cartels assume (or at least tell their foot soldiers) that people living in the U.S. can automatically afford a ransom between $10,000 and $20,000.

    • President Obummer

      President Obummer

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      What is it extremely telling you?

  59. Stelios Maris

    Stelios Maris

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    The English are definitely not the cilantro of the human race

  60. EnzoSlayer 04

    EnzoSlayer 04

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    John why your video got taken down

  61. Kat Horne

    Kat Horne

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    This is the last John Oliver video viewable in Canada. They are all now blocked. Anyone know why???

    • ADHAiiN7

      ADHAiiN7

      14 цагийн өмнө

      Region locks, I’m in the UK and I only just got to watch

  62. Chadimous

    Chadimous

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Asshole Chad’s are pudding me off. ... as if Tom Greene’s “The Chad is great” didn’t make my teenage years annoying!!!!

  63. regina jerusalemsky

    regina jerusalemsky

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    How are you not seeing this you ask.. little zombie people (as I am one of you I KNOW) #NewWorldOrderStage4Maybe5# Oliver already screaming all of this! And also...I reeeally don't think that it's Trump's doings anymore..He IS being said/controlled on what to do!

  64. regina jerusalemsky

    regina jerusalemsky

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    How does NOT ONE TIME SAY "what about article 42 CONSERNING the Covid-19 in America/American people?" John.. please..do whatever you can with what"they" allowed you..I know you can..I know you can..

  65. Cotton Farmer

    Cotton Farmer

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    If you have any questions regarding Trumps immigration strategy, watch Immigration Nation on Netflix. It will answer all your questions.

  66. Joey Speers' Greatest Hits #JSGH #Troll22 #VTVR

    Joey Speers' Greatest Hits #JSGH #Troll22 #VTVR

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Biden built those systems! M4A!!!!!!

  67. matthew styles

    matthew styles

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Fyi Biden already increasing asylum numbers from 15k trump. To over 100k a year.

  68. ericdealba

    ericdealba

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    one systemic social crisis at the time... JO make me laugh and cry at the same time... I love and hate you John Oliver, at the same time... keep the good work!

  69. The Chri

    The Chri

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    In Europe the same thing. Economic refugees claim that their life is in danger. Nobody can disproof that and so they all stay. Perfect system

    • m dispose

      m dispose

      9 өдрийн өмнө

      @The Chri ich gebe dir Recht, es sind nur zwei Punkte die ich kritisiere, erstens ist es nicht wahr das es supereasy ist Asyl zubekommen. Und zweitens haben wir größere Probleme. Das hat was mir passiert ist gezeigt, nämlich das die Österreichische Regierung und der dazugehörige Sicherheitsapparat verdammt unfähig ist. Nichts desto weniger ist es nicht zu tolerieren das viele das System ausnutzen, links oder rechts, Inländer oder Ausländer. Da bin ich voll bei dir.

    • The Chri

      The Chri

      9 өдрийн өмнө

      @m dispose Sowas nennt man Strohmann Argument. Du kreierst eine Person mit Eigenschaften und Einstellungen die sie deiner Meinung nach hat, und bekämpfst diese dann ohne Interesse daran zu haben was wirklich ihre Meinung ist. Ich hab nie gesagt dass ich Migranten für alles Böse verantwortlich mache. Aber ich hab natürlich auch keine Lust wie alle naiven Gutmenschen (damit meine ich meine Strohmänner und nicht dich) jedes mal wenn radikalisierte Religionsfanatiker menschen töten so zu tun als ob die bösen weißen Europäer dran eigentlich schuld sind und wir nur mehr Verständnis aufbringen müssen für andere Kulturen um den Karren noch rumzureißen. Die Linken kreieren die Rechten mit dieser Einstellung- und ich hab auf beide keine Lust..

    • m dispose

      m dispose

      9 өдрийн өмнө

      ​@The Chri Then another fact: We had at maximum 2 million imigrants in the last 10 years ( because the US started multiple wars in the near east, among other things). If you also count the illegeals we had about 5 million. These are just about 0.5 % of the European population? Do you really think they harm us? Or do we have maybe other problems, like tax cuts for the rich? Like in the US? I was about 20 meters away from the last terrorist attack here in Vienna. And I will not accept that we just blame 'the others' because of our problems. Sorry pal.

    • The Chri

      The Chri

      9 өдрийн өмнө

      @m dispose I think my point is that there are more economic refugees than war refugees coming to the west. John Oliver loves to take single examples (in this case woman with child) and tries to proof his point. And all people who are not in line with his openness to everybody are put in trump camp or worse..

    • The Chri

      The Chri

      9 өдрийн өмнө

      @m dispose Fact is, I can't proof my claim. How could I really?

  70. Kwauhn Istronglydislikegplus

    Kwauhn Istronglydislikegplus

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    5200 dislikes? I see at least 5200 degenerates watched this video.

  71. Rat Shion

    Rat Shion

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    The vp for the deporter in chief. Your asshole won, I hope none of you cowards settle for it.

  72. The Savage Atheist

    The Savage Atheist

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Like how you deliberately left out the “by their government” part literally every time you talked about asylum. Hence why criminality isn’t protected, like from cartel. Cartel isn’t government and asylum only applies to persecution by government.

  73. Whofan06

    Whofan06

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Seeing footage of migrant children being held in a hotel guarded by men who refuse to identify themselves and violently stopping a civil rights lawyer from seeing them makes me wanna fucking throw up.

  74. potterinhe11

    potterinhe11

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    16:22 These American Secret police are so adorable compared to actually secret police organizations!

  75. J Bang

    J Bang

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    These trump people will get to live their lives without any problems after this administration ends

  76. Finwolven

    Finwolven

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Well, the QAnon does claim that left-wingers are in the business of stealing children. So as usual, it's actual projection, the real child-stealers are the Trump Administration, protected by the GOP-controlled Senate. So yea, business as usual.

  77. Steve Jarvis

    Steve Jarvis

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    I am not at all surprised.

  78. Mellow Rebel

    Mellow Rebel

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    tRUMP Grandson of a dodge drafter!!! Son of a draft dodger. 5 time draft dodger himself!!!

    • President Obummer

      President Obummer

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      That's least something good about them.

  79. Pryszlak Anna

    Pryszlak Anna

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    You should talk about Poland. Country currently run by a dwarf dictator who is a twin brother of former president killed in a mysterious plane crush in Russia. Country experiencing at the moment the biggest protest since communism was destroyed that are womens protesing agains being forced to become living coffins so dead fetuses can be delivered named and buried as requested by law. A country where guy holdinga a power over homeland security calls in public speach on footbal holigans to start a war and beat women protesters.all thise things sadly are facts. Ah and they arrested an unicorn. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/10/31/europe/poland-abortion-protests-scli-intl/index.html www.euronews.com/2020/10/28/riot-police-deployed-as-polish-pro-abortion-protest-enters-seventh-day

  80. Rich Ly

    Rich Ly

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Watching the crowd laugh at people pleading for safety was disturbing. I hope this doesn’t become ironic for them...

  81. Johannes9126

    Johannes9126

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Mixing up asylum seekers with immigrants again? Typical leftist trope.

    • ADHAiiN7

      ADHAiiN7

      42 минутын өмнө

      @Johannes9126 Immigrants and Migrants are the same thing

    • Johannes9126

      Johannes9126

      13 цагийн өмнө

      @ADHAiiN7 Yes, migrants. But not immigrants.

    • ADHAiiN7

      ADHAiiN7

      14 цагийн өмнө

      What? Asylum Seekers are a type of migrant

  82. oiuet souiu

    oiuet souiu

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Trump talking about keeping out asylum seekers to a roomfull of American Jews, many of whom wouldn't be there if their grandparents hadn't gotten asylum from Nazis. Irony

  83. Brian Salomon

    Brian Salomon

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    I thought that this was going to be a story about the White House

  84. Undead Scoll

    Undead Scoll

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    There was 200000 people from America that clamed asylum to canada get your shit togeather america

  85. Samuel

    Samuel

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Cilantro? You're being too generous, John.

    • oiuet souiu

      oiuet souiu

      11 өдрийн өмнө

      Gun owner: "My life is in danger!" Kills a guy. Hero status. Mexican: "My life is in danger!" Prison.

  86. thomson salwa

    thomson salwa

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    "I am very fearful for my life" Crowd laughs Hmmm, that kinda sums up the reaction I have regarding certain police officers.

  87. NNA

    NNA

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Stand Up .... ... For America. During these troubling times I would encourage concerned Americans to take up a U. S. Flag. Find an appropriate (and legal) location. Stand and hold the flag. Stay for at least 4 hours. No chanting of political slogans, Remain quiet except for normal conversation. If others doing same thing then gather together but maintain six feet between fellow ‘standers’ at all times. If someone asks, say what you feel but remain apolitical at all times. Example: I am a concerned American standing up for... .... America. ..... American Democracy. .... the United States Constitution. .... the American election process. Etc. If there is a relief ‘stander’ coming, surrender your flag to them to hold onto in case a person shows up without a flag, or just wants to join in. Wear a mask... Social Distance .... .... Stay Well!

  88. devan english

    devan english

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    wait .... he said where that old lady was on air .... is he fucken stupid

  89. Mike McCartney

    Mike McCartney

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Making fun of asylum seekers is so low. I'm glad the orange sociopath got whooped in the election. -Canadian

  90. MEEMS

    MEEMS

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    My dad came here trying to get asylum and was refused. He ended up illegally coming thru, marrying for his greencard, and living. Which is the opposite of what would have happened had he stayed in Lebanon with the terrorist camp that murdered his father in front of him and took all the boys, including him, to train them as terrorists and suicide bombers. To this day, he cannot talk about chuck-E cheese without getting nauseated, because in the camp, they fed the boys rats and mice, which is what was on hand and Chuck-E Cheese has that fake mouse mascot.

  91. nieooj gotoy

    nieooj gotoy

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    A man complaining that people fleeing for their lives are cowards is pretty hypocritical for a guy who hid in a bunker from people with signs.

  92. Broctavius

    Broctavius

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    “I show them my countdown timer, they show me their scars.”

  93. Cari111111

    Cari111111

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    Did he say Cool S’s? Yessssss

  94. J S Ellis

    J S Ellis

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    There are always the same amount of thumbs down...LOL!

  95. Mr Invictus

    Mr Invictus

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    Funny how Trump hates asylum, but might have to seek it soon to avoid going to prison once his immunity from being President expires!

    • nieooj gotoy

      nieooj gotoy

      11 өдрийн өмнө

      wait he said that to a JEWISH conference?! You mean the ppl who were fleeing from the fucking Nazis?? So literally those ppl were actually laughing at their ancestors...right.

  96. Dizzy Spinner

    Dizzy Spinner

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    That is SO unfair to cilantro.

  97. DannyGirl

    DannyGirl

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    “I did not sleep with that woman..” am I right

  98. UltimateQmazing

    UltimateQmazing

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    Asylum seeker: *dead in a ditch murdered by a cartel* Trump: they’re faking it. Nice try you’re not getting into my country.

  99. Nick Woods

    Nick Woods

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    Thank god that orange will soon disappear

  100. Le Viet Thanh

    Le Viet Thanh

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    Gun owner: "My life is in danger!" Kills a guy. Hero status. Mexican: "My life is in danger!" Prison.

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