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  15. SWSimpson


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    Love story: They both love themselves more than anything else (maybe Melania loves the kid more than herself), they both have scandalous histories with scandalous people and secrets to keep- for sure. I wouldn't be surprised if they have a mutual secret that involves Donald, Melania, Epstein, and Ghislaine Maxwell of a seriously salacious nature (and perhaps illegal). Trump loves himself more than anything, and all decisions and people around him are based on how they affect him directly or how they make him look - are they helping to maintain the facade of greatness when he's really just a pile of shit? And Melania loves her payroll checks and benefits that come with her employment- particularly the "retirement plan" aka the pre-determined amount in divorce funds.

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    Please come back home to South Africa, we need your humour more. We're growing more racist and hateful. A little laughter at ourselves and at each other might be the needed vaccine to the disease of racism and hate.

  18. Raquel Pantoja

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    That is absolutely right! We can’t bring all family as a legal immigrant. A permanent legal resident or naturalized citizen can only petition mother, father and siblings. Which by the way visas are not easy to get for siblings. Trust know this for a fact.

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    Okay but will anyone talk about how good his trump impressions are???

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    It’s none of your business about their marriage,, i’m sure you’re a prize package

  37. Rad Smith

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    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that’s hilarious

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  39. Jessica -aka JessaNae

    Jessica -aka JessaNae

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    *I hope they divorce and Malania writes a book about all Trumps bs!!!!*

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    Charles W R

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    News Networks should not invite James Comey! He should not be given microphone to spoil and pollute the public minds. Didn't James Comey help Donald Trump in 2016 with his infamous email announcement? SHUT OUT JAMES COMEY!

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    Love I love my president TRUMP. ❤️❤️❤️

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    “Leave it to Fox News to not know what rejection from a woman looks like” I died

    • Teresita Barnes

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      Oh shout up.

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      I'll love your show. It's funny

  48. Carmen Wilson

    Carmen Wilson

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    Oh Please, she won't divorce him!

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    I love his ears. So cute! And the dimples are AWESOME!

  50. cmr053


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    The prenuptial does not commit her to hold hands and financial gifts are prearranged as well. Just an automatic debit from his account to hers. Purely business arrangement... no respect or love between these two.

  51. Babe Baby

    Babe Baby

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    Then probably after that M was seriously called to order. I’m sure divorce must be underway. But this time it will be devastating for Trump. Melania is living her American dream. But wall up the boarder and cage kids.

  52. Just MY Opinion

    Just MY Opinion

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    That fly on the wall in the Whitehouse is laughing his ass off!

  53. Supra 85

    Supra 85

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    Looks like she’s kissing her grandpa. Yuck.

  54. Janice Field

    Janice Field

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    You all are just running your mouths. You know very little about Trump and the kind of man he really is. He cares about this country and tried to do the right thing, but with all the lies coming from the leftist media no one who didn’t actually check things out and simply listened to the media and the rhetoric coming from the left in Washington has a clue what the man accomplished and was trying to do. I think you will soon know who the bad guys are and will get what you have coming to you. Unfortunately, everyone will have to suffer because of your stupidity and naivety!

  55. Selkie Seal

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    Wonder how she feels, divorcing a man more than $340 million in debt....

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    How much did it take? To buy you out? You re so full of yourself!!!

  58. Dale Ballard

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    You have got to be Kidding ,These two hate each other,she was raised Communist,she hasn’t the skills to fight Trump.

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    Mail order is a thing isn't it?

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    She will be a forgettable First Lady

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    She will probably divorce him...

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    Why are people always so nasty? Media gain from others misery and we encourage them. Everybody pains for their sin.

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    Ha 😊😊😊😊

  65. nick scavo

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    Please help me Am a 71 year old former Marine I have always voted republican based on Abortion alone. Can you recommend any over the counter medicine to help me transition to socialism and help me forget the 3-4 thousand unborn children we MURDER every day in the US thank you for your time ^

  66. Terrie Stone

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    Love story?? What crap.....he needed her as decoration for his oversized ego....he loves only himself, his orange face and his silly colored hair and as for holding hands at 74 yrs old, it is all an act to impress his gullible supporters

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    She Don’t like her husband

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    So spot on, genius!

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    #dont fucking deport Meliania

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  77. Wendy Sopoliga

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    Birds of a feather. Both of them only love money and power. People are STARVING and living in the streets and she worried about Christmas decor and rearranging the gardens You reap what you sow

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    She going to divorce him .Soon he get kick out of office .

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  82. Waleed Higgins

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    Billionaire businessman and presidential hopeful Donald Trump met AIPAC on 21 March 2016 and promised the powerful pro-Israel lobbying group that he would scrap President Barak Obama’s landmark Iran nuclear deal and, regardless of the consequences, move the US embassy in Israel to Jerusalem, “the eternal capital of the Jewish people.” Greeted with rapturous applause, a deal was clearly done. "The decline of serious reporting on policy has been going on for a while, but it got much worse in 2016. In 2008, the major networks' nightly newscasts spent a total of 220 minutes on policy.... In 2016, it was just 32 minutes.... Coverage of my emails crowded out virtually everything else my campaign said or did. The press acted like it was the only story that mattered." Hillary Clinton, What Happened, 223, 318 At 3 pm on Friday 7 October 2016, the US government issued a statement officially accusing Moscow of attempting to subvert America's democratic process: “The U.S. intelligence community is confident the Russian government directed the recent compromise of emails from U.S. persons and institutions. These thefts and disclosures are intended to interfere with the U.S. election process. Russia’s senior-most officials are the only ones who could have authorized the activities.” (Bob Woodward, Fear, 29-30). At 4:05 pm the Washington Post released the Access Hollywood tapes seemingly burying Trump’s election campaign. One hour later, however, WikiLeaks released two thousand hacked Democratic National Committee emails and the press scrambled to the trough. After the sensational Access Hollywood story the "fake news" media resumed their relentless coverage of the Russian-WikiLeaks-fed “Clinton email” controversy thereby discrediting Hillary and normalizing Trump. Backed by Israel and Russia, Trump rode the anti-Clinton, evangelical Republican wave to win the 2016 US presidential election with 3 million less votes than his opponent. An ad hoc US administration consisting of Trump family members, retired generals and right-wing lunatics was then scraped together and US foreign policy swung back somewhere to the right.... Full text available on Amazon, Last Messages by Waleed Higgins

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    Abraham Lincoln and Dolan Trump both where part of history

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  91. F. E. McCole

    F. E. McCole

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    Gutter mouth Melania is as bad Asher husband.

  92. Bluewren Reilly

    Bluewren Reilly

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    Doesn't marriage automatically make his wife a bona vide American citizen?Trying too hard Trevor you can do much better than that making fun of a beautiful and vulneravbl woman. is beneath your intelligence and your talent.

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    Callie Co

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    the corona virus isn't the only germ in America

  94. Ruth Njau

    Ruth Njau

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    Did she even came in my beautiful country Kenya 🇰🇪???

  95. partygoer007


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    She just married him for his money. Now she will divorce him when the state of Georgia puts him in Jail.

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      Yes No

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      Partygoer007 he marry her for her body he's as old as her father, there's a buyer sure there's a seller fair deal If you have money you too will ditch you old wife to buy a trophy wife dude

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  99. Elora Albright

    Elora Albright

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    Lol Melania only married Trump for money and a Visa. We all know that

  100. Lam Par

    Lam Par

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    It seem like Melania love for her grandfather is beginning to diminish ......