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Ep. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by calling NFL Hall of Famer Warren Sapp. Warren suggests that the Bears and him start a podcast. Tom and Bert then discuss their excitement over the idea and what guests they would like to have on. Bert tells stories about Christian Okoye and Big Jay Oakerson, and then the two of them analyze Tracy Morgan ESPN video game commercials. They also discuss building home gyms, and Tom shares a story about Jennifer Aniston which leads to the hardest laughter ever on the show.


  1. Wm Matyas

    Wm Matyas

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Berts trying way too hard.

  2. Andre Stein

    Andre Stein

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    Anniston saw this the other day

  3. Creepy Dingus

    Creepy Dingus

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    I absolutely cannot stand that high pitched grinning/squealing/talking/laughing thing Bert does. I’ve even noticed Christina has started doing it and it drives me insane because it’s obviously an affectation.

  4. Tyler Martin

    Tyler Martin

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    God I love this show so much 🤣🤣🤣

  5. Josh Napier

    Josh Napier

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    Here after the 2 bears 1 sapp superbowl live show.

  6. Maria Elizabeth

    Maria Elizabeth

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    It is 2/16/2021 and STILL no 2 Bears 1 Sapp :(

  7. Figueroa Films

    Figueroa Films

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Me: British Ron doesn’t exist British Ron : 52:09

  8. danbrown9


    18 өдрийн өмнө

    I love the stereotype that comes with the English accent, I’d love to hear Americans listen to an accent from West Ham, Liverpool, Newcastle and Bristol ects - Also, why are only English people referred to as British, whereas Irish, Welsh and the Scottish are referred to as Irish Welsh and Scottish ?

  9. Solarcowboy


    19 өдрийн өмнө

    Too bad the Warren Sapp podcast didn’t happen :(

  10. Devil Dog

    Devil Dog

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    You absolutely have to have fucking LT Lawrence Fucking Taylor!!!! King of shit talk in his day and backed that shit up.

  11. orlando gonzalez

    orlando gonzalez

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Its always brutal seeing bert chug a hot beer lol

  12. orlando gonzalez

    orlando gonzalez

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Fishing trip finally happened today without Snoop

  13. Dank


    27 өдрийн өмнө

    The ending of this video gave me chest pains.

  14. Dank


    27 өдрийн өмнө

    If Tom thought it was difficult to get a word in with Bert, he's really in for a treat with Bert and Sapp...

  15. William Abate

    William Abate

    29 өдрийн өмнө

    0.0’s for sure. No way tommy buns is drinking this early.

  16. B poggy

    B poggy

    Сарын өмнө

    Berts laugh sounds reminds me of that time I was in Mexico watching a donkey show.

  17. Sam Stein

    Sam Stein

    Сарын өмнө

    When Tom called Bert Bret

  18. tyrogrs


    Сарын өмнө

    Hey what’s up Brett😂

  19. MyCxndy


    Сарын өмнө

    berts mood when sap is on the call vs when his wife starts rambling

  20. Jared Mclard

    Jared Mclard

    Сарын өмнө

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲 for safety

  21. dodgeydave21


    Сарын өмнө

    I fucking love this show. I'm sat crying with laughter at the jen Aniston bit and the security.

  22. Elijah Drake

    Elijah Drake

    Сарын өмнө

    The skipper fingers thing is such a homer thing to do I feel.

  23. Robert Paulson

    Robert Paulson

    Сарын өмнө

    Tom looks like a kid in a candy store, I love it

  24. Andre Stein

    Andre Stein

    Сарын өмнө

    Rewatching the Jennifer Aniston story is a treatment for depression

  25. Robert Meechan

    Robert Meechan

    2 сарын өмнө

    Hardest iv laughed within the first ten minutes 😂

  26. Heal Z

    Heal Z

    2 сарын өмнө

    The amount of good energy in this podcast

  27. pyers


    2 сарын өмнө

    Bert, you always talk about wanting to lose weight yet when Tom asks you what your goal is in regards to your home gym you don't even mention....to lose weight. Clean diet and weightlifting is how you lose weight.

  28. Danny Rinehart

    Danny Rinehart

    2 сарын өмнө

    Sad they are so excited about sapp because he's never gonna show up and do a podcast with them.

  29. Gutz Phantome

    Gutz Phantome

    2 сарын өмнө


  30. Connor Phares

    Connor Phares

    2 сарын өмнө

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder than I did in the last 10 minutes of this episode

  31. Kyle McGlothlin

    Kyle McGlothlin

    2 сарын өмнө

    You broke Bert and me. "For Safety"



    2 сарын өмнө

    Bert: "I've only ever breathed through my mouth." Well damn that explains A LOT!

  33. Scott Sinclair

    Scott Sinclair

    2 сарын өмнө

    Bert's cry laugh is one of the most annoying things. Please don't let him ever do that again.

  34. The Calm

    The Calm

    2 сарын өмнө

    I almost shit my pants at the end

  35. SESS


    3 сарын өмнө

    4 months and still no 2 bears 1 sap

  36. Timber Tramp

    Timber Tramp

    3 сарын өмнө

    2 bears sucking sapp

  37. timkicior


    3 сарын өмнө

    Did they actually start a football podcast?

  38. Jo Gothi

    Jo Gothi

    3 сарын өмнө

    For safety

  39. Rene Vargas

    Rene Vargas

    3 сарын өмнө

    “We would never hurt you” *begins to hysterically laugh*

  40. Rene Vargas

    Rene Vargas

    3 сарын өмнө

    Bretts laugh sounds so painful this episode

  41. Devin Jackson

    Devin Jackson

    3 сарын өмнө

    Podcast name “Sapp between 2 Bears”



    3 сарын өмнө

    We bring our wives ........ NO!!! The best

  43. Nick C

    Nick C

    3 сарын өмнө

    >Georgia waiting in the parking lot like "wonder what's taking my dad so long....bet its super important business stuff"

  44. Nick C

    Nick C

    3 сарын өмнө

    In case you've ever wondered what it sounds like to strangle someone to death, just listen to Bert from 1:26:15 - 1:29:15

  45. Nick C

    Nick C

    3 сарын өмнө

    "And then I tell her to rip the dental floss off >Everyone else in the studio just lost for words >Bert giving his "Doesn't everyone do this" face

  46. Nick C

    Nick C

    3 сарын өмнө

    "Imma little hungry" Title of Berts next special

  47. Jack Bearden

    Jack Bearden

    3 сарын өмнө

    2 bears 1 cave full of sap

  48. Nick C

    Nick C

    3 сарын өмнө

    "I got down to 2 a minute and I felt really relaxed" No Bert....you felt Hypoxia setting in......

  49. Nick C

    Nick C

    3 сарын өмнө

    Insight into Bert's brain Part #441- "We just decided mere minutes ago to dod a football segment on our podcast.........BUT WHAT IF WE HAVE THE #1 FOOTBALL PODCAST IN THE WORLD"

  50. mbritt1393


    3 сарын өмнө

    Breathe Bert!

  51. Jason Kaufmann

    Jason Kaufmann

    3 сарын өмнө

    Call the show with Warren "3 bears one field"

  52. thomas cullinan

    thomas cullinan

    3 сарын өмнө

    so i guess the Warren Sapp podcast isnt happening lol

  53. Caeniix


    3 сарын өмнө

    1 Bucc 2 Bears

  54. Coen M

    Coen M

    3 сарын өмнө

    The podcast should be called "2 bears in their Warren"



    3 сарын өмнө

    I like to re watch this just for "for safety" and everytime I believe Brett will die!!!!... Yes Brett

  56. Nikolai


    4 сарын өмнө

    @1:11:00 Jen Aniston's house Story. The For Safety Story part. @1:24:45

  57. JaimeJustin FlaigDAmboise

    JaimeJustin FlaigDAmboise

    4 сарын өмнө


  58. Mr. K

    Mr. K

    4 сарын өмнө

    Bert please freeze your skin tag off. You're not supposed to cut them off.

  59. Hunter Ruthrauff

    Hunter Ruthrauff

    4 сарын өмнө

    Brett is an idiot. John Lynch is the man. Smart and nasty. MNmore his top hits.

  60. Abbgfd Hkkhfvn

    Abbgfd Hkkhfvn

    4 сарын өмнө

    The fact bert hasnt died makes me feel like spirituality just might physically exist aka god or someshit

  61. Miles Kimbrough

    Miles Kimbrough

    4 сарын өмнө

    2 Bears 1 Buck !

  62. chris trevigne

    chris trevigne

    4 сарын өмнө

    Absolutely the best episode ever.

  63. The Professor PTG

    The Professor PTG

    4 сарын өмнө

    Berts laugh at 1:27 to 1:29 OMG LMAO

  64. ash lala

    ash lala

    4 сарын өмнө

    At one point Bert was laughing so hard I thought he was going to give birth to a hemorrhoid

  65. Dalty


    4 сарын өмнө

    2 Bears 1 Sapp. this is what MLK fought for

  66. Friedrich Jan Georg R

    Friedrich Jan Georg R

    4 сарын өмнө

    the nonsense bert googles live streamed to my phone would be worth a bunch of money to me

  67. Behruz Hairullaev

    Behruz Hairullaev

    4 сарын өмнө

    And........ The Sapp Episodes never happened. hmm

  68. Nikolas Colivas

    Nikolas Colivas

    4 сарын өмнө

    What’s Sappenin

  69. Brezhie


    4 сарын өмнө

    This should be called Two Bears in Joe’s Butthole

  70. Gillian Dennehy

    Gillian Dennehy

    5 сарын өмнө

    Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhundred percent, Jen Anniston has had work done. A lot of work, come on Bert.

  71. Nolan


    5 сарын өмнө

    tom def set that sapp call up FOR SURE

  72. Daniel Pendred

    Daniel Pendred

    5 сарын өмнө

    Your podcast has honestly saved my life. Life has really fucked me over with a 7 year relationship ending and so many bad things happening. Ive watched Bert on TV and like both of your guy's taste in humor etc and resonate with it. Listening to you guys brings some laughter I truly needed. Thank you and keep up the good work

    • Nolan


      5 сарын өмнө

      love you my dude, stay with us or youll miss the next episodes, dont be stingey daniel!

  73. NDD45


    5 сарын өмнө

    Man Donald Duck really let himself go eh?

  74. The Infamous Troll

    The Infamous Troll

    5 сарын өмнө

    Hey mommies

  75. Jiggly Bumflesh

    Jiggly Bumflesh

    5 сарын өмнө

    The irony and hilarity of watchin this episode is it's September now and the NFL is TANKIN! bcuz of politics! 😂

  76. Zeus Banner

    Zeus Banner

    5 сарын өмнө

    “Sapp in the Cave”

  77. April Camacho

    April Camacho

    5 сарын өмнө

    I wish I wasn't wearing a see through shirt! - Bret Kreischer

  78. thomas cullinan

    thomas cullinan

    5 сарын өмнө

    lol do they know Warren is broke and is probably looking to actually make money

  79. Bruce Anthony

    Bruce Anthony

    5 сарын өмнө

    1:27:20 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Isaac Stolzer Gary make a video with this part

  80. Robbie Carver

    Robbie Carver

    5 сарын өмнө

    I would just like to say, I just looked up Warren Sapp highlights for the first time 😂😂 that dude is monster.

  81. naj sha

    naj sha

    5 сарын өмнө

    After all the treats for Bert, Tom finally got his

  82. Nikolus Lira

    Nikolus Lira

    5 сарын өмнө

    1:27:05 he broke Burt

  83. ryan bunker

    ryan bunker

    5 сарын өмнө

    i have been to advanced chiropractic relief that bert mentioned. best thing i have ever done

  84. David Thilen

    David Thilen

    5 сарын өмнө

    Bert fat

  85. yutann22


    5 сарын өмнө

    The mouth guard he is talking about is called an OAD, talk to the dentist abut it ...more than likely you might need a sleep study first

  86. yutann22


    5 сарын өмнө

    As someone who works in a sleep Department. BERT more than likely needs a CPAP .Or see an ENT for his nose. He probably has OSA

  87. Maria Basileo

    Maria Basileo

    5 сарын өмнө

    only here for bert’s laughing fit.

  88. bradpittsego


    5 сарын өмнө

    Tom has The Kool Aid moment Bert has For Safety

  89. Bracor


    5 сарын өмнө

    Where the “For Safety” shirts at??

  90. phil


    5 сарын өмнө

    Dude did you really tell Warren Sapp I love you at the end of the phone call Brett!

  91. Imminent Mind

    Imminent Mind

    6 сарын өмнө

    I never thought I would laugh harder than the bert drinking koolaid bit and yet it happened in the first ten minutes of this episode

  92. Jacob Alderman

    Jacob Alderman

    6 сарын өмнө

    Burts laugh would make a good coyote call

  93. Kieran


    6 сарын өмнө

    2 Bret's 1 Sapp

  94. Matt Weaver

    Matt Weaver

    6 сарын өмнө

    I hope you guys pay the guy laughing in the back ground . His laughs contagious

  95. Lucas Sandsmark

    Lucas Sandsmark

    6 сарын өмнө

    Jesus Christ it sounds like Bert got shot in the lungs as he’s crying and bleeding out 🤣🤣🤣

  96. Philip Bujalski

    Philip Bujalski

    6 сарын өмнө

    2 Bears 1 Buc

  97. Joshua Ford

    Joshua Ford

    6 сарын өмнө


  98. Joshua Ford

    Joshua Ford

    6 сарын өмнө

    The Tracy Morgan episode. And WTF, why does Tracy hate Bret? Way to gloss over that one...

  99. ONI Yautja

    ONI Yautja

    6 сарын өмнө

    i have never seen anyone! ever in my life! laugh that hard! i seriously thought he was going to pull a Roger rabbit weasel and die laughing! That was classic! Would be funny if she met with you and DIDNT bring security

  100. Tasuke


    6 сарын өмнө

    You know Bret really wants to call it 2 Bears 1 Slave smfh