Ep. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by calling NFL Hall of Famer Warren Sapp. Warren suggests that the Bears and him start a podcast. Tom and Bert then discuss their excitement over the idea and what guests they would like to have on. Bert tells stories about Christian Okoye and Big Jay Oakerson, and then the two of them analyze Tracy Morgan ESPN video game commercials. They also discuss building home gyms, and Tom shares a story about Jennifer Aniston which leads to the hardest laughter ever on the show.
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Wm Matyas
2 өдрийн өмнө
Berts trying way too hard.
Andre Stein
3 өдрийн өмнө
Anniston saw this the other day
Creepy Dingus
7 өдрийн өмнө
I absolutely cannot stand that high pitched grinning/squealing/talking/laughing thing Bert does. I’ve even noticed Christina has started doing it and it drives me insane because it’s obviously an affectation.
Tyler Martin
8 өдрийн өмнө
God I love this show so much 🤣🤣🤣
Josh Napier
12 өдрийн өмнө
Here after the 2 bears 1 sapp superbowl live show.
Maria Elizabeth
13 өдрийн өмнө
It is 2/16/2021 and STILL no 2 Bears 1 Sapp :(
Figueroa Films
15 өдрийн өмнө
Me: British Ron doesn’t exist British Ron : 52:09
danbrown9
18 өдрийн өмнө
I love the stereotype that comes with the English accent, I’d love to hear Americans listen to an accent from West Ham, Liverpool, Newcastle and Bristol ects - Also, why are only English people referred to as British, whereas Irish, Welsh and the Scottish are referred to as Irish Welsh and Scottish ?
Solarcowboy
19 өдрийн өмнө
Too bad the Warren Sapp podcast didn’t happen :(
Devil Dog
21 өдрийн өмнө
You absolutely have to have fucking LT Lawrence Fucking Taylor!!!! King of shit talk in his day and backed that shit up.
orlando gonzalez
23 өдрийн өмнө
Its always brutal seeing bert chug a hot beer lol
orlando gonzalez
23 өдрийн өмнө
Fishing trip finally happened today without Snoop
Dank
27 өдрийн өмнө
The ending of this video gave me chest pains.
Dank
27 өдрийн өмнө
If Tom thought it was difficult to get a word in with Bert, he's really in for a treat with Bert and Sapp...
William Abate
29 өдрийн өмнө
0.0’s for sure. No way tommy buns is drinking this early.
B poggy
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Berts laugh sounds reminds me of that time I was in Mexico watching a donkey show.
Sam Stein
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When Tom called Bert Bret
tyrogrs
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Hey what’s up Brett😂
MyCxndy
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berts mood when sap is on the call vs when his wife starts rambling
Jared Mclard
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲 for safety
dodgeydave21
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I fucking love this show. I'm sat crying with laughter at the jen Aniston bit and the security.
Elijah Drake
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The skipper fingers thing is such a homer thing to do I feel.
Robert Paulson
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Tom looks like a kid in a candy store, I love it
Andre Stein
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Rewatching the Jennifer Aniston story is a treatment for depression
Robert Meechan
2 сарын өмнө
Hardest iv laughed within the first ten minutes 😂
Heal Z
2 сарын өмнө
The amount of good energy in this podcast
pyers
2 сарын өмнө
Bert, you always talk about wanting to lose weight yet when Tom asks you what your goal is in regards to your home gym you don't even mention....to lose weight. Clean diet and weightlifting is how you lose weight.
Danny Rinehart
2 сарын өмнө
Sad they are so excited about sapp because he's never gonna show up and do a podcast with them.
Gutz Phantome
2 сарын өмнө
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
Connor Phares
2 сарын өмнө
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder than I did in the last 10 minutes of this episode
Kyle McGlothlin
2 сарын өмнө
You broke Bert and me. "For Safety"
FOX METROID
2 сарын өмнө
Bert: "I've only ever breathed through my mouth." Well damn that explains A LOT!
Scott Sinclair
2 сарын өмнө
Bert's cry laugh is one of the most annoying things. Please don't let him ever do that again.
The Calm
2 сарын өмнө
I almost shit my pants at the end
SESS
3 сарын өмнө
4 months and still no 2 bears 1 sap
Timber Tramp
3 сарын өмнө
2 bears sucking sapp
timkicior
3 сарын өмнө
Did they actually start a football podcast?
Jo Gothi
3 сарын өмнө
For safety
Rene Vargas
3 сарын өмнө
“We would never hurt you” *begins to hysterically laugh*
Rene Vargas
3 сарын өмнө
Bretts laugh sounds so painful this episode
Devin Jackson
3 сарын өмнө
Podcast name “Sapp between 2 Bears”
MANDOLIN RAINMAN
3 сарын өмнө
We bring our wives ........ NO!!! The best
Nick C
3 сарын өмнө
>Georgia waiting in the parking lot like "wonder what's taking my dad so long....bet its super important business stuff"
Nick C
3 сарын өмнө
In case you've ever wondered what it sounds like to strangle someone to death, just listen to Bert from 1:26:15 - 1:29:15
Nick C
3 сарын өмнө
"And then I tell her to rip the dental floss off >Everyone else in the studio just lost for words >Bert giving his "Doesn't everyone do this" face
Nick C
3 сарын өмнө
"Imma little hungry" Title of Berts next special
Jack Bearden
3 сарын өмнө
2 bears 1 cave full of sap
Nick C
3 сарын өмнө
"I got down to 2 a minute and I felt really relaxed" No Bert....you felt Hypoxia setting in......
Nick C
3 сарын өмнө
Insight into Bert's brain Part #441- "We just decided mere minutes ago to dod a football segment on our podcast.........BUT WHAT IF WE HAVE THE #1 FOOTBALL PODCAST IN THE WORLD"
mbritt1393
3 сарын өмнө
Breathe Bert!
Jason Kaufmann
3 сарын өмнө
Call the show with Warren "3 bears one field"
thomas cullinan
3 сарын өмнө
so i guess the Warren Sapp podcast isnt happening lol
Caeniix
3 сарын өмнө
1 Bucc 2 Bears
Coen M
3 сарын өмнө
The podcast should be called "2 bears in their Warren"
BRENTxBEAR
3 сарын өмнө
I like to re watch this just for "for safety" and everytime I believe Brett will die!!!!... Yes Brett
Nikolai
4 сарын өмнө
@1:11:00 Jen Aniston's house Story. The For Safety Story part. @1:24:45
JaimeJustin FlaigDAmboise
4 сарын өмнө
😂🤣😂💯
Mr. K
4 сарын өмнө
Bert please freeze your skin tag off. You're not supposed to cut them off.
Hunter Ruthrauff
4 сарын өмнө
Brett is an idiot. John Lynch is the man. Smart and nasty. MNmore his top hits.
Abbgfd Hkkhfvn
4 сарын өмнө
The fact bert hasnt died makes me feel like spirituality just might physically exist aka god or someshit
Miles Kimbrough
4 сарын өмнө
2 Bears 1 Buck !
chris trevigne
4 сарын өмнө
Absolutely the best episode ever.
The Professor PTG
4 сарын өмнө
Berts laugh at 1:27 to 1:29 OMG LMAO
ash lala
4 сарын өмнө
At one point Bert was laughing so hard I thought he was going to give birth to a hemorrhoid
Dalty
4 сарын өмнө
2 Bears 1 Sapp. this is what MLK fought for
Friedrich Jan Georg R
4 сарын өмнө
the nonsense bert googles live streamed to my phone would be worth a bunch of money to me
Behruz Hairullaev
4 сарын өмнө
And........ The Sapp Episodes never happened. hmm
Nikolas Colivas
4 сарын өмнө
What’s Sappenin
Brezhie
4 сарын өмнө
This should be called Two Bears in Joe’s Butthole
Gillian Dennehy
5 сарын өмнө
Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhundred percent, Jen Anniston has had work done. A lot of work, come on Bert.
Nolan
5 сарын өмнө
tom def set that sapp call up FOR SURE
Daniel Pendred
5 сарын өмнө
Your podcast has honestly saved my life. Life has really fucked me over with a 7 year relationship ending and so many bad things happening. Ive watched Bert on TV and like both of your guy's taste in humor etc and resonate with it. Listening to you guys brings some laughter I truly needed. Thank you and keep up the good work
Nolan
5 сарын өмнө
love you my dude, stay with us or youll miss the next episodes, dont be stingey daniel!
NDD45
5 сарын өмнө
Man Donald Duck really let himself go eh?
The Infamous Troll
5 сарын өмнө
Hey mommies
Jiggly Bumflesh
5 сарын өмнө
The irony and hilarity of watchin this episode is it's September now and the NFL is TANKIN! bcuz of politics! 😂
Zeus Banner
5 сарын өмнө
“Sapp in the Cave”
April Camacho
5 сарын өмнө
I wish I wasn't wearing a see through shirt! - Bret Kreischer
thomas cullinan
5 сарын өмнө
lol do they know Warren is broke and is probably looking to actually make money
Bruce Anthony
5 сарын өмнө
1:27:20 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Isaac Stolzer Gary make a video with this part
Robbie Carver
5 сарын өмнө
I would just like to say, I just looked up Warren Sapp highlights for the first time 😂😂 that dude is monster.
naj sha
5 сарын өмнө
After all the treats for Bert, Tom finally got his
Nikolus Lira
5 сарын өмнө
1:27:05 he broke Burt
ryan bunker
5 сарын өмнө
i have been to advanced chiropractic relief that bert mentioned. best thing i have ever done
David Thilen
5 сарын өмнө
Bert fat
yutann22
5 сарын өмнө
The mouth guard he is talking about is called an OAD, talk to the dentist abut it ...more than likely you might need a sleep study first
yutann22
5 сарын өмнө
As someone who works in a sleep Department. BERT more than likely needs a CPAP .Or see an ENT for his nose. He probably has OSA
Maria Basileo
5 сарын өмнө
only here for bert’s laughing fit.
bradpittsego
5 сарын өмнө
Tom has The Kool Aid moment Bert has For Safety
Bracor
5 сарын өмнө
Where the “For Safety” shirts at??
phil
5 сарын өмнө
Dude did you really tell Warren Sapp I love you at the end of the phone call Brett!
Imminent Mind
6 сарын өмнө
I never thought I would laugh harder than the bert drinking koolaid bit and yet it happened in the first ten minutes of this episode
Jacob Alderman
6 сарын өмнө
Burts laugh would make a good coyote call
Kieran
6 сарын өмнө
2 Bret's 1 Sapp
Matt Weaver
6 сарын өмнө
I hope you guys pay the guy laughing in the back ground . His laughs contagious
Lucas Sandsmark
6 сарын өмнө
Jesus Christ it sounds like Bert got shot in the lungs as he’s crying and bleeding out 🤣🤣🤣
Philip Bujalski
6 сарын өмнө
2 Bears 1 Buc
Joshua Ford
6 сарын өмнө
1:26:10
Joshua Ford
6 сарын өмнө
The Tracy Morgan episode. And WTF, why does Tracy hate Bret? Way to gloss over that one...
ONI Yautja
6 сарын өмнө
i have never seen anyone! ever in my life! laugh that hard! i seriously thought he was going to pull a Roger rabbit weasel and die laughing! That was classic! Would be funny if she met with you and DIDNT bring security
Tasuke
6 сарын өмнө
You know Bret really wants to call it 2 Bears 1 Slave smfh