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Ep. 47 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & LeeAnn Kreischer

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Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but his wife, LeeAnn, joins Tom Segura in his place! LeeAnn weighs in on many of Bert's most outrageous 2 Bears moments. She reacts to his barehanded wiping, lends her opinion on his food intake, analyzes some of his many "Bertisms," responds to Bert's comments about their sex life, and more! She also reveals information from Bert's youth that is new to Tom and the 2 Bears audience.


  1. Miss Tiffanysarah

    Miss Tiffanysarah

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    I demand an episode of "Where's My Mom's At" with Leanne & Susan Pinsky!!!

  2. Painter Mcgee

    Painter Mcgee

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    I need a woman like Lee Ann

  3. Tej Grewal

    Tej Grewal

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    MAN I am in love with LeeAnn.I guess she is our wife now!!

  4. AmericanMisfitt


    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Leeann is a real freaking woman. Lucky ass man Bert. That’s a momma bear right there.

  5. Zen Of Tupac

    Zen Of Tupac

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    This actually works as a pretty comprehensive psychological profile on Bert. The feet thing (toenails) is interesting & more complex than just being a “patriarchy”, but it’s not a bad building block. Imo ... kinda evident that Bert has some unresolved issues w/ his father & they’d be very worth working out. The “That’s how I heard it” moments in both conversation & storytelling (including hearing Tom’s stories) is big & at least it does serve a positive purpose in his chosen career, but probably wreaks havoc off stage. The Catastrophe - Awesome w/o any in between on his tellings reminds me of the “Black & White” thinking / Splitting of a Borderline. Career wise things have definitely worked out well for Bert, but I think this happened largely “in spite” of himself & his unresolved issues. Although some of those things do definitely translate well towards an entertainment career (in search of that sweet validation).

  6. Jenna B

    Jenna B

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Tom’s reactions to Bert are priceless

  7. Duffy Duff

    Duffy Duff

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    I want to meet the people that actually Email Berts wife to ask why she puts up with him. Like how bored are you? 😂

  8. Brian Barrett

    Brian Barrett

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    hahahahahaha.....burt aint smart, now or ever

  9. Igor Yuriychuk

    Igor Yuriychuk

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    The laughable paper algorithmically moor because birth simplistically rely qua a previous tie. longing, crazy bassoon

  10. Eric Juarez

    Eric Juarez

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Definitely 100 PERCENT ADHD.

  11. Vance Nethery

    Vance Nethery

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    I've never seen this woman till now, and it all makes sense now. They way bort talks about this woman, let's just say I'm surprised. Typical bort Chrysler I suppose.

  12. Chris Gonzalez

    Chris Gonzalez

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    The lovely octagon preauricularly beg because hell baly label over a thick windchime. tart, squealing screw

  13. David Cardenas

    David Cardenas

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    That shit eating grin Tom has in the thumbnail 😂

  14. Kate Ruckus

    Kate Ruckus

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    "Loose Cannon McGee" should be the name of Bert's next special.

  15. jakub gadzala

    jakub gadzala

    18 өдрийн өмнө

    You even did put an ad in the most embaracing part about sex, just to make LeeAnn's relatives rethink if they want to watch further... I'm crying. 🤣😂 Tom you're a genius. This episode was strategized.

  16. jakub gadzala

    jakub gadzala

    18 өдрийн өмнө

    This episode is a mastermind Tom. It's very well played. All pieces of the puzzle fall in place.

  17. Meagan Hughes

    Meagan Hughes

    20 өдрийн өмнө

    I love Bert's wife!! She is the coolest woman ever!!!

  18. danbrown9


    20 өдрийн өмнө

    Shit even I say aaaaahundred percent these days 😂

  19. Tev. S Thompson

    Tev. S Thompson

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    She had a fall. Tom had a fall. Kindred spirits.

  20. WriteSoundMusic


    22 өдрийн өмнө

    I kinda don’t believe the machine story like at all anymore after this episode..

  21. Walter Hartwell

    Walter Hartwell

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    It's so obvious that Bert is exceedingly ADHD and amazes me he hasn't been diagnosed.

  22. laurie williamson

    laurie williamson

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    The sweltering starter secondly dry because tent wailly obey pace a thankful reaction. narrow, lopsided freezer

  23. Andrew Black

    Andrew Black

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Her point about Borscht being a “fantastical or catastrophic” storyteller really puts The Machine story or Flying Dildos into perspective, because I’ve always had issues believing the details of those stories.

  24. John Bailey

    John Bailey

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    The guy laughing in the back is annoying AF

  25. Ashanti Anisha

    Ashanti Anisha

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    The grandiose cactus sporadically cycle because observation chemically measure at a swanky dressing. threatening, far spy

  26. TechNewb


    28 өдрийн өмнө

    There's no way Bert isn't on the Autism spectrum

    • S Man

      S Man

      26 өдрийн өмнө

      hundred percent

  27. Jose Merlos

    Jose Merlos

    28 өдрийн өмнө

    I just realized that hearing the wife's side to living with said comedian would be realy fucking funny as well excluding toms wife BC shes an actual comedian but still would be hilarious

  28. Jack Lempke

    Jack Lempke

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    I love Burnt but a lot of this stuff really is incredibly gross and not ok I don’t know how LeeAnn doesn’t smack the shit out of him.

  29. Brocko96


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    If I close my eyes I hear elastagirl

  30. Jack Lempke

    Jack Lempke

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    Who is the cackling laugh in the other room? I’ve always wondered which of the producers it is.

  31. Jack Lempke

    Jack Lempke

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    Gosh I love LeeAnn. She’s practically become a celebrity in her own right. She’s great on these podcasts!

  32. Craig Henry

    Craig Henry

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    Watching this again after seeing Bart getting his Churchill breakfast really shows how much his family adores him (quirks and all). He’s a lucky guy.

  33. ieetemos4breakfast


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    I could listen to Leanne laugh all friggin day

  34. chris lizardi

    chris lizardi

    Сарын өмнө

    Does tbs know about this 🤔

  35. Nick Cruikshank

    Nick Cruikshank

    Сарын өмнө

    This low key is real as fuck when you listen to the whole thing

  36. Robert Zheng

    Robert Zheng

    Сарын өмнө

    The decisive stepdaughter technically juggle because invention equally surround into a well-off wish. important, depressed deadline

  37. Miles M.

    Miles M.

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    43:53 Tom: "He really leaned into the phrase 'a hundred percent'" Must've been after he was on the Joe Rogan Experience.

  38. M D

    M D

    Сарын өмнө

    she's hot. love a southern girl

  39. Davey M

    Davey M

    Сарын өмнө

    God I love their relationship. Theyre so great

  40. Oshelynn Cabrera

    Oshelynn Cabrera

    Сарын өмнө

    Bert is so gross

  41. TheProphet


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    i wanna see more of these 2

  42. curezilla


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    Now that I see her, Bert, you can do so much better.

  43. LOFO


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    She's great!!! Bert's a lucky guy

  44. Marice Brown

    Marice Brown

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    Bruce is a character

  45. tanner mackay

    tanner mackay

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    I love the guy laughing in the background, have they introduced him or is he just there?

    • Lil Amphibian

      Lil Amphibian

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      That’s Nadav, he’s their editor, producer, director as well as their office punching bag🙃

  46. Jack Austin

    Jack Austin

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    She sounds exactly like elastigirl wtf

  47. Dongletron


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    The way Tom and LeAnn are talking about Bert reminds me of how my best friend and I talk about each other, I love it a lot.

  48. C S

    C S

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    LeeAnn is the greatest!!

  49. Mateo Roldan-Raymond

    Mateo Roldan-Raymond

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    This is awesome

  50. Big Nose

    Big Nose

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    She's hilarious lol

  51. Jake H

    Jake H

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    Welp, just found out I'm more like Bert than I thought. That "He's totally compliant....and totally uncompliant" hits me deep

  52. Calvin


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    Bert would have my anxiety a 10/10 he's always random and uncomfortable lmao.

  53. Justin Sullivan

    Justin Sullivan

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    I need more of these two.

  54. Chrisnas1


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    Best dayum sport show . 😃😃😃😃😃

  55. treeskin77


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    I totally treat my phone calls and text messages the same way as Bert... sometimes I just cannot deal with the bullshit even if it's just a normal everyday phone call of bulshit

  56. Max Pierre

    Max Pierre

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    The cool decrease aditionally grab because swing densply move via a powerful separated. lackadaisical, milky british

  57. jo hn

    jo hn

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    Omg you guys had to give up the cleaning service! My god, how do you live without a maid to do all the stuff poor people have to do?

  58. Kate


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    Bert’s overwhelm and avoidance of emails, calls, texts, etc., messiness, and some aspects of his child-like mental process sound like textbook ADHD. It’s part of his charm, but perhaps worth looking into because it can wreak havoc on you and your family’s life if it’s untreated. OCD and ADHD are frequently co-morbid conditions as well.

  59. Jameson Hardcastle

    Jameson Hardcastle

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    LeeAnn should come on with Tom more often!!! This is a fantastic episode!! I can't wait for Christina and Burnt to do one!!!

  60. sheepgaming


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    Damn such a beautiful and complete woman! Caretakers should be appreciated more! Fuck you fart chrysler

  61. Emily Sheene

    Emily Sheene

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    *talking about eating healthy* i look down and there's an ad for dash dash thats like "hungry?"

  62. Dee Brown

    Dee Brown

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    episodes likes this make me so happy my parents aren't podcasters lmaooo

  63. ryan flynn

    ryan flynn

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    I literally love every combination of ball hog, barf, push and the mom we all deserve

  64. ryan flynn

    ryan flynn

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    The laughter in the background mashes my dopamine button so hard

  65. Anthony Ruddell

    Anthony Ruddell

    2 сарын өмнө

    This episode of tom talks was great... didn't know our mans had complete sentences to speak haha

  66. J C A

    J C A

    2 сарын өмнө

    Nothing but ads on this dumb podcast

  67. Richard Steel

    Richard Steel

    2 сарын өмнө

    My moms 54 and didnt the same

  68. Croscar Mellose

    Croscar Mellose

    2 сарын өмнө

    How the F can u eat ur boogers past a certain age?? It’s so disgusting. U cannot be a legal adult, and still be eating ur boogers. That should be a rule.

  69. adam lheureux

    adam lheureux

    2 сарын өмнө

    I wish there’s a Leeann somewhere in this world for me 🙏 she’s such a beautiful human being

  70. Nick Skiles

    Nick Skiles

    2 сарын өмнө

    LeeAnn saying about Bert, "Could you imagine what he would do without me" and cackling about it really says a lot about our boy.

  71. devinc1979


    2 сарын өмнө

    This was so sweet!

  72. Maria E. Labbe

    Maria E. Labbe

    2 сарын өмнө

    Wait, I’m sooo confused...even tried to research this...is Bert still around or not...is him being gone just a nasty rumor?

  73. Christy Blevins

    Christy Blevins

    2 сарын өмнө

    I love her

  74. Amanda Loughlin

    Amanda Loughlin

    2 сарын өмнө

    In every thumbnail I see of Ton he looks so satisfied with how twisted he is 😂😂😂😂😍

  75. GoRavens520


    2 сарын өмнө

    This woman is an absolute saint😂

  76. Colton Harner

    Colton Harner

    2 сарын өмнө

    22:16 “ah-hundred percent” - wife of the party

  77. #NewBlakeStone #NewBlakeStone

    #NewBlakeStone #NewBlakeStone

    2 сарын өмнө

    If u only needed to lose 22 lbs then u were never fat ever

  78. ChiefTomcat


    2 сарын өмнө

    How many times can you say patriarchy...🙄

  79. Jeffrey araiza

    Jeffrey araiza

    2 сарын өмнө

    The optimal couch scientifically arrive because attention importantly stay into a yummy feedback. gainful, young waiter

  80. Michael Stark

    Michael Stark

    2 сарын өмнө

    The therapeutic south america neurally whirl because diploma nally pack including a omniscient discovery. slimy, sharp august

  81. B Smith

    B Smith

    2 сарын өмнө

    She is so beautiful and funny.

  82. Austin Booth

    Austin Booth

    2 сарын өмнө

    I tried to bub vibrate my child to sleep one time

  83. Cyrill Anicoche

    Cyrill Anicoche

    2 сарын өмнө

    LeeAnn should be a monthly guest, partly because she's great but also as a regular reset button on the audience's inevitable negative view of her husband

  84. Julian Cifuentes

    Julian Cifuentes

    2 сарын өмнө

    Her: “is he calling me an old ha-“ Him: “get yourself an old bitch like I did” 😂😂😂😂

  85. Henry McCarty

    Henry McCarty

    2 сарын өмнө

    I notice she like it when he does what she thinks but she doesnt like the idea of doing what he thinks... classic double standard feminist bullshit. Probably a liberal too.......

  86. Henry McCarty

    Henry McCarty

    2 сарын өмнө

    Theres alot of insecurity behind this... seems like shes a lesbian in a marriage. Too much "I dont need no man" shit

  87. Owen Stallworth

    Owen Stallworth

    2 сарын өмнө

    I love Bört Chrysler but sometimes the gross out humor goes too deep. Why would you say some of that stuff out loud, for goodness sake.

  88. zergintrest


    2 сарын өмнө

    Lee Ann is the poster child for progressive Southern Bell. She is fucking cool.

  89. Olivia


    2 сарын өмнө

    You look better without all that hair anyways, Tom Segura.

  90. Disaster Zone

    Disaster Zone

    2 сарын өмнө

    How awesome is LeeAnn

  91. For YouTube

    For YouTube

    2 сарын өмнө

    No bro code here tom looking for up votes

  92. Randy Simmons

    Randy Simmons

    2 сарын өмнө

    I absolutely adore her.

  93. Angela Innis

    Angela Innis

    2 сарын өмнө

    Tom's voice is the John Cena of 2 Bears. This doesn't even seem real.

  94. That Tall Guy

    That Tall Guy

    2 сарын өмнө

    Bert is an old garbage pail kid

  95. Trip Mixer

    Trip Mixer

    3 сарын өмнө

    Imagine Bert without her

  96. tysonwebb509


    3 сарын өмнө

    It's funny he is doing the stance in the picture in the background 🤣

  97. drifty XD

    drifty XD

    3 сарын өмнө


  98. michael eli

    michael eli

    3 сарын өмнө

    This was my favourite episode, swear to god. Does she have a psych degree? She was spot on about the anxiety, the diff between men and women and being mirrors for each other.

  99. michael eli

    michael eli

    3 сарын өмнө

    38:56 Can relate. It's definitely an anxiety/avoidance thing. And it sucks for friends and fam

  100. Preezy Patel

    Preezy Patel

    3 сарын өмнө

    Need this but with Christina p and Bert lol