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Ep. 51 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing the recent presidential debate and getting hyped for their tennis match. Bert pitches a sci-fi comedy that he wants to make and discusses Dax Shepard's episode of "Armchair Expert" on sobriety. The Bears also look at comments YMH fans have left on the trailer for Bert's new show "The Cabin," discuss Bert's new Off-White sneakers, as well as how he was recently robbed. The robbery story prompts a conversation about ice. Which comedian do YOU think has the best ice?


  1. Luigi3ds


    10 цагийн өмнө

    Bert, you need to come to Westmont College up in the Montecito hills. It fits what you want exactly, you would have a great time if you the school actually allows it.

  2. CheapTricked


    13 цагийн өмнө

    It's uncomfortable how into Whitney Cummings Brent is

  3. Jared Lynch

    Jared Lynch

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Its funny the Democrats are literally talking about a Truth and Reconciliation Council , you know like they do in Africa but yea Trumps going to be the ones rounding up opposition . WTF Bert do better

  4. Devon Smith

    Devon Smith

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Indiana university,best party campus #BTOWN

  5. ッΛCE


    2 өдрийн өмнө

    1:12:57 lmaooooooo 😂😂😂

  6. choctaw bigguns

    choctaw bigguns

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    It’s so funny when extreme Democrats jump on regular Dems and they get to experience the crazy. Californian celebrities are so out of touch.

  7. Solomon Visser

    Solomon Visser

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    22k is not viral lol

  8. Preston


    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Can someone please teach Bert how to use insta. You can delete a voice twxt before you let go of it and you can also unsend any message you send on Instagram 😂😭

  9. Johnnie Webb

    Johnnie Webb

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Theirs tables change as often as my mental stability

  10. Zachary Goins

    Zachary Goins

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Fatstronauts, coming soon the theaters near you

  11. Emma Hope

    Emma Hope

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    ok how do i invest tho??

  12. Daniel Rojas

    Daniel Rojas

    4 өдрийн өмнө


  13. Barbi Ruth

    Barbi Ruth

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Bert laughing.....makes me laugh lol

  14. Chinese UN Takeover

    Chinese UN Takeover

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    When a democrat blames a twitter poll on some bot farm LOL nah bro Trump is guna win landslide

  15. Cam J

    Cam J

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Why did Tom's promo start out sounding like a Poppy video?

  16. Constant Reader

    Constant Reader

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Who got removed from The Cabin I wonder..

  17. homerun217


    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Tony Hinchcliffe for Ball Boy

  18. Andrew Olson

    Andrew Olson

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Sign me up for the kickstart! so we can buy the Bucs!

  19. Hunter Lydon

    Hunter Lydon

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    I work in Rockford!

  20. Dillon Jones

    Dillon Jones

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Ok not going to lie I feel like Tom and Bert would make a hilarious show where they are neighbors in a col-de-sac and they have a couple more of there comedian friends so there’s like 4-5 houses in the col-de-sac and in LA or some basic city with lots of people... some episode ideas I had were like you guys all decide to knock down your connecting fences so you guys can have a mega back yard and have your own summer olympics but like suburban dad style so for Bert you have to let your kids play to and there always in the way but you love them so you talk shit behind there back to your friends, and where your wife asks you how much every thing costs and always makes a devotee joke every time you do something stupid, and for Tom he would be himself but like even more fucked up like he’s dexter type fucked up but everyone’s cool with it because they’ve always been best friends but also don’t wanna die. Oh and you hate all the homes outside of your court but there always super nice but there dressed like some basic ass cat in the hat movie outfits idk figure it out. Tom Segura(Japanese forsure) and Bert Kreischer (pretty sure his wife pegs him) I’m hella high rn don’t cancel me or some shit

  21. Thomas Berwick

    Thomas Berwick

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    "I ate wine" - Bart

  22. Mark Cummings

    Mark Cummings

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Is the Snoop wine the 19 crimes one?

  23. Rudy Quiroz

    Rudy Quiroz

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    I picked the right team!

  24. Dave S

    Dave S

    6 өдрийн өмнө


  25. Jordan Clarke

    Jordan Clarke

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    In tennis/badminton I ALWAYS giggle after a rally gets going too. Thought I was the only one. Now I have something in common with Bart!

  26. theicecreamjones


    6 өдрийн өмнө

    tom's logo ripping off the terror squad lol

  27. T Bourne

    T Bourne

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Potter is a grade A choice for a line judge. Eye sight = 30/20.

  28. Richard Raygoza

    Richard Raygoza

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    that fake, forced laughter from the staff in the background is like C R I N G E

  29. D B

    D B

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Bert the Cable shoe Guy

  30. A Desiree’

    A Desiree’

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Dude your wife would do this freaky shit gladly ya just gotta ask right

  31. Kindle Jender

    Kindle Jender

    7 өдрийн өмнө


  32. Sef-Lo


    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Ben smells so bad

  33. David Batres

    David Batres

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Joe should be the actually astronaut/ instructor and Tom, Bert, and joey should be the fat astronauts.

  34. Anthony Buerk

    Anthony Buerk

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Bert looks so similar to former NFL player Merlin Olsen it’s crazy. I can’t unsee it...

  35. Ryan Davis

    Ryan Davis

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Well 2:00 is when republicans get home from work 🤷🏻‍♂️😂.

  36. Mason Clark

    Mason Clark

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    70/30 possibility that Bert thinks that Navy SEALS are actual seals

  37. Ricardo Campos

    Ricardo Campos

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    tie those laces right haha

  38. Mason Clark

    Mason Clark

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Just wait till Barnt figures out Instagram's "unsend" option

  39. meggodex


    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Tommy Jeans looking slim and hawt AF in his tennis promo!

  40. Lag23


    7 өдрийн өмнө


  41. Curtis Clayton

    Curtis Clayton

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Oh my god I need those promos in a clip 🤣😂🤣😂😂

  42. Jeanine Brown

    Jeanine Brown

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    i agree therapy doesnt work. i started working on the unconscious level. if you are interested in more email me...changed my perspective, no recordings...haa haa

    • Jeanine Brown

      Jeanine Brown

      7 өдрийн өмнө


  43. OooWee TV

    OooWee TV

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Tom: “Ya know the nice thing about the moon is...” Fucking Christ on a bicycle I’d pay to hear the punchline to that 😂😂💀

  44. Amber N

    Amber N

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    I would buy a ticket, or 5. one hundred percent.

  45. heehee mefunny

    heehee mefunny

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Looking trim Tom!

  46. J


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    At 1:16 when tom came up in PIP with a dom I realized we’re full Biff future

  47. SeanGoesBoom


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Tom is Patrick Bateman.

  48. Quan


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    If bert would talk to Billy Burr like this it would end his life

  49. Quan


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Bert is the equivalent to a downy getting hit by a bus that gets crashed into by a plane that sully didn't land

  50. Jvasseur1


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    I know the joke has been made over and over, but Bert honestly is a conversion bully and ruins this podcast. Sucks because I love Tom. Oh well, podcast ruined.

    • Juan Miranda

      Juan Miranda

      8 өдрийн өмнө

      Wrong them two together is gold.

  51. The Push

    The Push

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    I've known you guys for years, via media, yet never subbed until now just for this series. You guys are amazing together. 🔥

  52. Why Ask

    Why Ask

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Sorry I know I could Google this but is bert the fat kid from goonies all grown up??

    • Why Ask

      Why Ask

      8 өдрийн өмнө

      Answering my own question.. nope no it's not.. Jeff Cohen played chunk and he's grown up to look nothing like ud think or bert... I wonder if 12 yo Bert looks like 40 something Jeff Cohen coz Bert reminds me alot of 12yo Jeff.



    8 өдрийн өмнө

    I knew it was Bobby I remember that episode LMAOOO “of course that mental ward doesn’t have ice”

  54. pow bang

    pow bang

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Bert: "Let's get anonymous submissions from super-whore moms." Tom: I Like It.

  55. grimsgrind


    8 өдрийн өмнө


  56. telecasterbear


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Cognitive behavioral therapy?

  57. Deano


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    If you become billionaires will you give me one million. I'll do whatever you want

  58. Lizzaurie K

    Lizzaurie K

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Not any personal opinion about you two, absolutely love you guys. But I think you should call your movie Fat Ass...tronauts, lol

  59. ImmortalDuke


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Elon looking for a crew. Winner gets a ticket to ride.

  60. Dennis Lowry

    Dennis Lowry

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Tom's promo was much better than Bart's pormo

  61. Joe Mama

    Joe Mama

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Pretty sure that's Charlie Murphy next to Bert on the mural.

  62. King Noah

    King Noah

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Tom segura and bart crystal make a better duo than batman and robin

  63. King Noah

    King Noah

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Fat-asstronauts i want to see it soo bad! And the cum in the ship is funny, because after a while it'd be like living in a snowglobe

  64. Nate Hladki

    Nate Hladki

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Tom not knowing what CBT is, was the biggest surprise of this episode.

  65. Toni Baloney

    Toni Baloney

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Bert has beautiful breasts

  66. mtgAzim


    9 өдрийн өмнө

    You should see if bob kelly would be in for fat astronauts

  67. Calob McFrog

    Calob McFrog

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    The “movie guy” Brent called to ask the most retarded questions on earth responded with the same tone as a CEO that just found out he impregnated his secretary, while driving in the car with his wife.

    • Calob McFrog

      Calob McFrog

      9 өдрийн өмнө

      Lol exactly. Ruined, disgruntled and extremely annoyed; yet obligated to deal with it.

  68. josh hebert-chesley

    josh hebert-chesley

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    the speed that toms head moved when Bert said "I wouldn't mind getting pegged"

  69. Cullen Hart

    Cullen Hart

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    The competitiveness is so fukn passive aggressive. lol. I love it. Because if it werent for the industry this probably wouldnt hurt so much. Yet they push you... Remember you appreciate each others bs so it doesnt matter who wins the 1v1. Still Tennis is kind of.. ya.. play ping pong, faster analysis. faster outcome. All around.

  70. Andrew Svatik

    Andrew Svatik

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Bert is so stupid

  71. j p

    j p

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Jordan peele made a movie for under a million dollars js.

  72. Girth Brooks

    Girth Brooks

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Bert: im gonna build a moat around my property, and my neighbors are gonna pay for it!!

  73. Girth Brooks

    Girth Brooks

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Need a picture of Bert with a meth pipe and a bag of meth... "Im BIG into Ice"

  74. Luke Hinman

    Luke Hinman

    9 өдрийн өмнө


  75. Junk Bond Trader

    Junk Bond Trader

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    The instant Bert's promo started I knew he was going to lose.

  76. Don Jawnson

    Don Jawnson

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Did you both edit in sounds of people hitting a tennis ball actually hard into your promo videos?

  77. Paul Rossi

    Paul Rossi

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    The second he said “and it came with this dumb tag” i knew lol. But honestly those are pretty great stage shoes, very showy and nice yet not too overwhelming. Aka regular looking shoe that tells people ur got money without showing

  78. michael dietz

    michael dietz

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Dude honestly bert's new show is my favorite netflix original behind bojack horseman.

  79. Edward Nygma

    Edward Nygma

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    That mural is a black guy

  80. 100 Proof Texan

    100 Proof Texan

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Lost me at the BurnLootMurder

  81. Edgar Blue

    Edgar Blue

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    “Ooh I wouldn’t mind getting pegged”*immediately hears himself and tries to hide like he doesn’t know* “what’s pegging?”

  82. Daniel Oakes

    Daniel Oakes

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Bert does a killer Chris D'elia impression at 25:11

  83. London Water

    London Water

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    I had Thursday off, and just forgot about the live show. I’m tik tok’d.

  84. Dark Visage

    Dark Visage

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    someone poor is enjoying popcorn ice and that makes me sooooo happy

  85. Brett Allen

    Brett Allen

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    I know I am late for this comment but I FUCKING LOVED BURTS SHOW! IT WAS GOLD!

  86. you cant leave this empty

    you cant leave this empty

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Burt's hype video has the New Zealand All Blacks performing the Haka. Watch Rugby. Its awesome.

  87. Jason Adkins

    Jason Adkins

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Toms face at 13:09 is like yeah this is a SHIT show!!

  88. TSlavic


    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Bert’s Alexa voice sounds like Kermit the frog

  89. shane wilson

    shane wilson

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    I don't care what people say about Bert, but he's freaking hilarious and we need more of the 2 bears 1 cave podcasts on lock

  90. Freddygotfingered


    10 өдрийн өмнө

    That was the best thing on Netflix ever

  91. Ron Slader

    Ron Slader

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    bring bobby back.

  92. Mike Honcho

    Mike Honcho

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Give everyone a fitted New Era hat at the door to the Fat-Asstronauts and charge $70.

  93. justin j

    justin j

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Trump supporter who loves Bert and ymh. 90% they say is anti left. Dems views from 10 years ago are republicans now.

  94. Robert Kennedy

    Robert Kennedy

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Holy shit! Toms wearing a Jeremy fish shirt!!!

  95. Jon Jacquet

    Jon Jacquet

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Why does Alexa sound like Kermit?

  96. dankoni ॐ nॐ nॐ

    dankoni ॐ nॐ nॐ

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    between 2 bears and legion of skanks, seems to be a lotta dudes tryna get railed "in the name of comedy" 🤦😂

  97. Andy George

    Andy George

    10 өдрийн өмнө


  98. Rick Noren

    Rick Noren

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    the tennis promos are Oscar worthy

  99. Jeremy Bignell

    Jeremy Bignell

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    LOL @ Josh Potter being the Lines Judge. I needed that

  100. Jordan Best

    Jordan Best

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Like all serious killers, Tom can totally disassociate from the few emotions he has and keep a clear head in the midst of conflict. Bert, on the other hand, will absolutely lose his shit after losing one game. $200 on Tommy Buns to win the match. Straight face, stick to fundamentals, and watch Bert fall apart.