I got the impression that Tom thinks lighthouses are actually for sailors who are lost at sea, Lmfao!

Bert really is just one of the guys

The quote of November 2020 Tom: “What’s dilaudid?” Boy how he would soon find out

Don’t but Raycons people. They are cheaply made garbaggio

FFW to any part of this video and Bert's still talking.

The zipline dude didn't tear up his hand...it was covered in rusty metal...and he was base jumping off the line (him and his buddy had parachutes...). That said, Bert and Tom please try this for our viewing pleasure :)

Peptides are illegal to buy lmaooo idk where he’s getting those

hahahahahahahahaha, I SWORE I could hold my buddy on my back as we ropeswung since I've done flips and shit...we ate shit and fell down a rocky dirt hill into the water, hahahaha, our backs were bloody as fuck, good times

My friend had a zipline snap on her last year, fell like 20ft and broker her arm and back and a whole bunch of other shit...

"the brazilian office"

I literally have like 30 lighthouse statues I want to send burt LOL how would I do that?

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The dudes in the back need to just walk in front of the camera already so they can shut up already and just tell their friends see I’m there instead of you hear me laughing in the background. Who laughs that loud at a story they’ve probably already head more then twice??

Taking about doing a challenge while only using one arm, strangely foreshadowing

Bert doing a hedge fund gig hahahaaha

Just stumbled upon this podcast....great btw....but yall didn't really seem to really look into the name top much did ya? In the gay community hairy big men like you guys are called bears.....and the refer to there assholes as caves! So two bears one cave.....yea dahm didn't think that one thru 🤔😳

Kasen could use the clip at 42:00 as an Ad for their bikes lol! Btw, here’s the link to the exact bike! kasenbikes.com/collections/ebikes/products/k-6-0-electric-beach-cruiser

Anyone feel like they're more like Tom normally and sober then after they get drunk they turn into Brent?

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I also say drownd

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1:24:58 “try to use your left arm as little as possible”

DUDE my hands started sweating from watching the dumbass on the zipline.

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Kinda funny not so funny story. When I was in the Marine Corps we were doing a 16 hour movement with full gear during mountain warefare training. This was our first movement since we got acclimated to the climate.(10k ft in elevation) We were about 3-4 hours in and haven't stopped for a break yet when we heard "MEDIC" from the the rear. Of course we all started passing the word up and about 5 docs sprinted past us (low key motivating as fuck) headed to the call. About 15 minutes past and they were carrying this 18 year old 110lb Marine up the mountain to get med evac'd out. Turns out he didn't quite acclimate all the way and dropped dead. I remember seeing him on the docs shoulder completely purple. Needless to say we kept going but we finally got that 10 minute break lol. Fresh socks never felt so good

lol Bert @ 56:58

18lbs of wagyu was probably like 1500-2500 dollars. The first rule of wagyu is to not talk about it, because people immediately feel some type of way about it.

I love how Whitney shit-canned on berts LYLE chap...

Tom looks at the camera more than an episode of the office... And I love it

Dude never got a handjob

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Your instincts take over while you are in danger....all I can picture when Tom says that is his arm lol

Tom before THE incident lol

The first 15 minutes of this is crazy for them talking about how your instincts kick in to save you, and how it causes you to get hurt. Poor Tom

The foreshadowing in this episode is intense. "Whats Dilaudid?" - pre-broken Tom

Does anyone know whats the ebike he got??

sometimes when Bert is talking I’m like he’s actually making good points he’s not as dumb as people make him out to be, then he says things like “I think I was drownding. Drounding? Drounding.”

Does anyone know what kind of watch Bert is wearing in this episode?

Does anyone know if the zipline guy is ok? Also what happened after the video ended?

Its a trip watching Tom ask Bert what diladid is, only a few weeks before Tom has it prescribed to him for his injuries. Hope the recovery is going well. Stay strong big dawg

Jesus I hope Bert had a DNA test done on those girls.

33:28 brilliance

Got a picture of my daughter for Christmas 😂

Being alive guarantees death - and is therefore a death sentence - therefore being thankful for being alive is the same as being thankful for being given a death sentence 📲 it means you are not very smart

LA comics are shitty. Fuck all LA comics. Jeans clubs hopefully it reaches millions of “defects”

Iya ya Allah.

Tom: What's dilaudid? Bert: It's pharmaceutical heroin. Tom: oh... ... a few weeks later...

Omg.

if you want God to forgive you dont commet here just go to the church and pray.

Every time i hear bert i wonder how hes been so successful he has to be the least smart comedian out there

You guys are like Toms joke about children telling stories. Exactly like that

Well neither of their faces match their hands in color. This aged well.

How does this podcast not get 5 million+ views a week?

Bert...don't show key patterns on camera. They can be traced and recreated.

Burnt krystals looks like a raisin in this episode

Million dollar show idea.... floating stage in a lake, everyone on inflatables with a 6 pack tied to their raft floating in the water.. and you guys perform in the middle of a lake

It’s fight or flight, when you panic your reasoning center of your brain (frontal cortex) shuts down and your pituitary gland kicks in and sends you into fight or flight.

Bert will die and that it sad and all.. but think about how much happier Leanne would be 🤷🏼 Whoever is prescribing all the benzos on top of the drinking better be careful. Leanne and fam may sue posthumously. Tough spot I imagine he can’t be in public without a benzo or a drink 🥃

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Tommy going to win now with his left arm feathered up

What kind of ebike did tom get bert

Tom should buy Bert a Sea Doo for Bert's 50th

Berts got a great beard. So does Tom..

God damn that zipline.

As a gay guy, yep Bert is right.

Hes been to Norway

The hubris of Tom to think he introduced Dr. Drew to ICP.

I hate bert.

21:31 some foreshadowing.

#bertisfat

26:19 bert looks like barnacle boy with that hat

Tom is the king of interrupting Bert. Jesus Christ. Let the man talk.

"what's Dilaudid?" oh, Tom from the past, you sweet innocent boy, in about three weeks you'll find out for yourself with your basketball injury. I'd love to see Dilaudid Tom replace 10mg Tom on the pomcast.

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Brent's reaction to the bike was so beautiful. I love the friendship they have. It's so pure and natural. Didn't mean to cloud this section up with cute shit. Suck my ingrown hairs. POMBM.

Damn the new episode of the mandolorian was soooo fkn sick

Man dilaudid. Sucks ass used to pop like 15 of the 8mg ones and barely stopped the withdrawals lol

I am so sad I was at the rose bowl event and you guys came to every row and then skipped my row at the back!!😭😭😭 It was a fun and unique experience though!

Awhhhhh I want to go to Norway

If Tom gets all serious and stops being funny after Bert dies, that's really gonna suck.

as a gay man myself i completely agree the gifts are amazingly perfect

When Bert mentions rape like his mouth wouldn’t like it. What a good lad

Based on the comments it seems like I'm the only one who watches these mainly for Bert 🤔

Bert: I just blacked out a little. Tom: lets have bikes without the exercise and eating contests. I’m starting to wonder if their friendship is actually a long game revenge plot.

Challenge: Tom and Bert vs. Matt Stonie mnmore.info/bin/video/pYfYwKSPY5ythpc

Salon Selectives!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Must be nice to be rich from us poor people during this pandemic and be able to get the most expensive 250k birthday gifts lol

I give my bf the best gifts🤷🏻‍♀️

I am a fan of Bert, but it does irritate me from time to time that he is famous just for being...Bert.

Zach galifianakis and Danny mcbride have awesome chemistry together.. keep up with the great content guys!!

Can someone please tell me what tom means by "plast" pictures???

No we're going Guam

Bert 3 grills kreicher

I really wonder if Tom will ever bring a perfectly normal video and just the anticipation is what will make our adrenaline levels spike but nothing really happens. And then he does it over and over again and we go: OH TOM HAS GONE SOFT! And then BAM! MOST FUCKED UP SHIT IN THE WORLD

I was at the rainout and Bert told us he would come back and then booked new dates but didnt include us lol

Why aren’t y’all on Spotify anymore?

I was driving thru toledo from ga yesterday and day dreaming about packos dogs pickles and peppers. I WILL be stopping on the way back home.

One of the top stories I don't think happened lately that bert's told is that one about seeing shaggy w out his make up bc I used to listen to them in high school like a decade ago and it was always a huge deal that he never went anywhere or was seen anywhere w out his make up lol like he's been photographed maybe one handful of times w out his makeup since the icps been around lmao

Bert is so annoying with his neediness and fake acting but GOD DAMN IT it’s all worth it for the shit that accidentally comes out of that blow hole.

Bert, I need a best friend