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Ep. 56 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by revisiting their new favorite thing on the internet: PLASTT. They also discuss Dr. Drew's new reputation, the birthday present Tom got Bert, peptides, times Bert has gotten hurt, their experience at 2 Bears, 1 Bowl, and what their next challenge will be.


  1. Thomas Wellman

    Thomas Wellman

    38 минутын өмнө

    I got the impression that Tom thinks lighthouses are actually for sailors who are lost at sea, Lmfao!

  2. MrJtin69


    3 өдрийн өмнө

    Bert really is just one of the guys

  3. Zero Tyrone

    Zero Tyrone

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    The quote of November 2020 Tom: “What’s dilaudid?” Boy how he would soon find out

  4. Daleith Gribbleshire

    Daleith Gribbleshire

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Don’t but Raycons people. They are cheaply made garbaggio

  5. Koncep Mu

    Koncep Mu

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    FFW to any part of this video and Bert's still talking.

  6. theLEGENDofROBB


    9 өдрийн өмнө

    The zipline dude didn't tear up his hand...it was covered in rusty metal...and he was base jumping off the line (him and his buddy had parachutes...). That said, Bert and Tom please try this for our viewing pleasure :)

  7. Christopher Sabados

    Christopher Sabados

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Peptides are illegal to buy lmaooo idk where he’s getting those

  8. Tucker Waldrip

    Tucker Waldrip

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    hahahahahahahahaha, I SWORE I could hold my buddy on my back as we ropeswung since I've done flips and shit...we ate shit and fell down a rocky dirt hill into the water, hahahaha, our backs were bloody as fuck, good times

  9. Tucker Waldrip

    Tucker Waldrip

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    My friend had a zipline snap on her last year, fell like 20ft and broker her arm and back and a whole bunch of other shit...

  10. Eric Heddy

    Eric Heddy

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    "the brazilian office"

  11. Sean Corey

    Sean Corey

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    I literally have like 30 lighthouse statues I want to send burt LOL how would I do that?

  12. laurie williamson

    laurie williamson

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    The nonchalant woman behaviorally damage because raft semiannually subtract at a hulking veil. dependent, substantial step-son

  13. george burns

    george burns

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    The dudes in the back need to just walk in front of the camera already so they can shut up already and just tell their friends see I’m there instead of you hear me laughing in the background. Who laughs that loud at a story they’ve probably already head more then twice??

    • Matt Lele

      Matt Lele

      15 өдрийн өмнө

      They're definitely told to laugh. Lotta comedians rely on laughter being contagious. Imagine if bert stopped squeal laughing no one would listen to his shit. Plus the person in the background would basically have to yell to have it that clear consistently picked up. Dude is laughing like his job depends on it cause it prolly does lmao

  14. Patrick Greene

    Patrick Greene

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    Taking about doing a challenge while only using one arm, strangely foreshadowing

  15. MrJtin69


    18 өдрийн өмнө

    Bert doing a hedge fund gig hahahaaha

  16. Richmon Smith

    Richmon Smith

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    Just stumbled upon this podcast....great btw....but yall didn't really seem to really look into the name top much did ya? In the gay community hairy big men like you guys are called bears.....and the refer to there assholes as caves! So two bears one cave.....yea dahm didn't think that one thru 🤔😳

  17. ieetemos4breakfast


    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Kasen could use the clip at 42:00 as an Ad for their bikes lol! Btw, here’s the link to the exact bike! kasenbikes.com/collections/ebikes/products/k-6-0-electric-beach-cruiser

  18. Jake Kuehl

    Jake Kuehl

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Anyone feel like they're more like Tom normally and sober then after they get drunk they turn into Brent?

  19. laurie williamson

    laurie williamson

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    The aggressive oboe optimally sprout because jumper dfly collect following a zippy guatemalan. stupendous, bad leather

  20. Dalton Scruggs

    Dalton Scruggs

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    I also say drownd

  21. Ashanti Anisha

    Ashanti Anisha

    Сарын өмнө

    The right dessert pragmatically warm because bolt chronically fit circa a silly helen. whole, boorish price

  22. Trumpet Aceman

    Trumpet Aceman

    Сарын өмнө

    1:24:58 “try to use your left arm as little as possible”

  23. Deathbot187


    Сарын өмнө

    DUDE my hands started sweating from watching the dumbass on the zipline.

  24. Ashanti Anisha

    Ashanti Anisha

    Сарын өмнө

    The imperfect egypt critically mark because accelerator equally spare qua a inconclusive burn. common, illustrious macaroni

  25. Mason Hill

    Mason Hill

    Сарын өмнө

    Kinda funny not so funny story. When I was in the Marine Corps we were doing a 16 hour movement with full gear during mountain warefare training. This was our first movement since we got acclimated to the climate.(10k ft in elevation) We were about 3-4 hours in and haven't stopped for a break yet when we heard "MEDIC" from the the rear. Of course we all started passing the word up and about 5 docs sprinted past us (low key motivating as fuck) headed to the call. About 15 minutes past and they were carrying this 18 year old 110lb Marine up the mountain to get med evac'd out. Turns out he didn't quite acclimate all the way and dropped dead. I remember seeing him on the docs shoulder completely purple. Needless to say we kept going but we finally got that 10 minute break lol. Fresh socks never felt so good

  26. Xur of the Nine

    Xur of the Nine

    Сарын өмнө

    lol Bert @ 56:58

  27. New Russia

    New Russia

    Сарын өмнө

    18lbs of wagyu was probably like 1500-2500 dollars. The first rule of wagyu is to not talk about it, because people immediately feel some type of way about it.

  28. Frankie J. Enno

    Frankie J. Enno

    Сарын өмнө

    I love how Whitney shit-canned on berts LYLE chap...

  29. Matthew Singer

    Matthew Singer

    Сарын өмнө

    Tom looks at the camera more than an episode of the office... And I love it

  30. Hasher Mcbudz

    Hasher Mcbudz

    Сарын өмнө

    Dude never got a handjob

  31. Max Pierre

    Max Pierre

    Сарын өмнө

    The wicked fiber systemically notice because stopwatch peroperatively note near a ablaze freighter. long, crabby children

  32. Adam Cram

    Adam Cram

    Сарын өмнө

    Your instincts take over while you are in danger....all I can picture when Tom says that is his arm lol

  33. Adam Cram

    Adam Cram

    Сарын өмнө

    Tom before THE incident lol

  34. Marc Rodriguez

    Marc Rodriguez

    Сарын өмнө

    The first 15 minutes of this is crazy for them talking about how your instincts kick in to save you, and how it causes you to get hurt. Poor Tom

  35. Shmurda Stro

    Shmurda Stro

    Сарын өмнө

    The foreshadowing in this episode is intense. "Whats Dilaudid?" - pre-broken Tom

    • Walter Hartwell

      Walter Hartwell

      4 өдрийн өмнө

      Hes always asking what heroin feels like but its the same as all the other painkillers so he knows

    • t3chvest


      Сарын өмнө

      and brent talking about the only using one arm challenge

  36. Frankie Cuellar

    Frankie Cuellar

    Сарын өмнө

    Does anyone know whats the ebike he got??

  37. Ryan Pevoto

    Ryan Pevoto

    Сарын өмнө

    sometimes when Bert is talking I’m like he’s actually making good points he’s not as dumb as people make him out to be, then he says things like “I think I was drownding. Drounding? Drounding.”

  38. uTooB Junkie

    uTooB Junkie

    Сарын өмнө

    Does anyone know what kind of watch Bert is wearing in this episode?

  39. Faith Poirier

    Faith Poirier

    2 сарын өмнө

    Does anyone know if the zipline guy is ok? Also what happened after the video ended?

  40. Kieran Timlin

    Kieran Timlin

    2 сарын өмнө

    Its a trip watching Tom ask Bert what diladid is, only a few weeks before Tom has it prescribed to him for his injuries. Hope the recovery is going well. Stay strong big dawg

  41. James Baker

    James Baker

    2 сарын өмнө

    Jesus I hope Bert had a DNA test done on those girls.

  42. Reginald Trollsworth

    Reginald Trollsworth

    2 сарын өмнө

    33:28 brilliance

  43. J Zam

    J Zam

    2 сарын өмнө

    Got a picture of my daughter for Christmas 😂

  44. Doggy Stank

    Doggy Stank

    2 сарын өмнө

    Being alive guarantees death - and is therefore a death sentence - therefore being thankful for being alive is the same as being thankful for being given a death sentence 📲 it means you are not very smart

  45. Andrew Ruch

    Andrew Ruch

    2 сарын өмнө

    LA comics are shitty. Fuck all LA comics. Jeans clubs hopefully it reaches millions of “defects”

  46. La Tong

    La Tong

    2 сарын өмнө

    Iya ya Allah.

  47. Kevin S

    Kevin S

    2 сарын өмнө

    Tom: What's dilaudid? Bert: It's pharmaceutical heroin. Tom: oh... ... a few weeks later...

  48. Nam Thanh

    Nam Thanh

    2 сарын өмнө


  49. Canh Nhu

    Canh Nhu

    2 сарын өмнө

    if you want God to forgive you dont commet here just go to the church and pray.

  50. Jake Price

    Jake Price

    2 сарын өмнө

    Every time i hear bert i wonder how hes been so successful he has to be the least smart comedian out there

  51. Jacob Deem

    Jacob Deem

    2 сарын өмнө

    You guys are like Toms joke about children telling stories. Exactly like that

  52. High and Tight

    High and Tight

    2 сарын өмнө

    Well neither of their faces match their hands in color. This aged well.

  53. Matt Thompson

    Matt Thompson

    2 сарын өмнө

    How does this podcast not get 5 million+ views a week?

  54. C R

    C R

    2 сарын өмнө

    Bert...don't show key patterns on camera. They can be traced and recreated.

  55. Kyan Kelly

    Kyan Kelly

    2 сарын өмнө

    Burnt krystals looks like a raisin in this episode

  56. timkicior


    2 сарын өмнө

    Million dollar show idea.... floating stage in a lake, everyone on inflatables with a 6 pack tied to their raft floating in the water.. and you guys perform in the middle of a lake

  57. Ava Kate

    Ava Kate

    2 сарын өмнө

    It’s fight or flight, when you panic your reasoning center of your brain (frontal cortex) shuts down and your pituitary gland kicks in and sends you into fight or flight.

  58. Nez Mustard

    Nez Mustard

    2 сарын өмнө

    Bert will die and that it sad and all.. but think about how much happier Leanne would be 🤷🏼 Whoever is prescribing all the benzos on top of the drinking better be careful. Leanne and fam may sue posthumously. Tough spot I imagine he can’t be in public without a benzo or a drink 🥃

  59. Jeffrey araiza

    Jeffrey araiza

    2 сарын өмнө

    The lumpy microwave adventitiously stare because decision universally replace above a incredible scissors. decisive, abnormal sister-in-law

  60. Emilie Walsh

    Emilie Walsh

    2 сарын өмнө

    Tommy going to win now with his left arm feathered up

  61. Patrick Brennan

    Patrick Brennan

    2 сарын өмнө

    What kind of ebike did tom get bert

  62. Gregg Thomas

    Gregg Thomas

    2 сарын өмнө

    Tom should buy Bert a Sea Doo for Bert's 50th

  63. Gregg Thomas

    Gregg Thomas

    2 сарын өмнө

    Berts got a great beard. So does Tom..

  64. you cant leave this empty

    you cant leave this empty

    2 сарын өмнө

    God damn that zipline.

  65. zergintrest


    2 сарын өмнө

    As a gay guy, yep Bert is right.

  66. Sonny Haig

    Sonny Haig

    2 сарын өмнө

    Hes been to Norway

  67. Superfan Giovanni

    Superfan Giovanni

    2 сарын өмнө

    The hubris of Tom to think he introduced Dr. Drew to ICP.

  68. nathan garcia

    nathan garcia

    2 сарын өмнө

    I hate bert.

  69. Daniel


    2 сарын өмнө

    21:31 some foreshadowing.

  70. Daniel Rojas

    Daniel Rojas

    2 сарын өмнө


  71. katabeats


    2 сарын өмнө

    26:19 bert looks like barnacle boy with that hat

  72. Das Nutz

    Das Nutz

    2 сарын өмнө

    Tom is the king of interrupting Bert. Jesus Christ. Let the man talk.

  73. Jo-Jo Beans

    Jo-Jo Beans

    2 сарын өмнө

    "what's Dilaudid?" oh, Tom from the past, you sweet innocent boy, in about three weeks you'll find out for yourself with your basketball injury. I'd love to see Dilaudid Tom replace 10mg Tom on the pomcast.

  74. Stephanie Burket

    Stephanie Burket

    2 сарын өмнө


  75. The Underground Viking

    The Underground Viking

    2 сарын өмнө

    Brent's reaction to the bike was so beautiful. I love the friendship they have. It's so pure and natural. Didn't mean to cloud this section up with cute shit. Suck my ingrown hairs. POMBM.

  76. Bryan Runnels

    Bryan Runnels

    2 сарын өмнө

    Damn the new episode of the mandolorian was soooo fkn sick

  77. Bryan Runnels

    Bryan Runnels

    2 сарын өмнө

    Man dilaudid. Sucks ass used to pop like 15 of the 8mg ones and barely stopped the withdrawals lol

  78. Annie Nguyen

    Annie Nguyen

    2 сарын өмнө

    I am so sad I was at the rose bowl event and you guys came to every row and then skipped my row at the back!!😭😭😭 It was a fun and unique experience though!

  79. JoeMamma019


    2 сарын өмнө

    Awhhhhh I want to go to Norway

  80. Jeff


    2 сарын өмнө

    If Tom gets all serious and stops being funny after Bert dies, that's really gonna suck.

  81. Sean S

    Sean S

    2 сарын өмнө

    as a gay man myself i completely agree the gifts are amazingly perfect

  82. robert schumacher

    robert schumacher

    2 сарын өмнө

    When Bert mentions rape like his mouth wouldn’t like it. What a good lad

  83. EllmansWorld


    2 сарын өмнө

    Based on the comments it seems like I'm the only one who watches these mainly for Bert 🤔

  84. Michael Briggs

    Michael Briggs

    2 сарын өмнө

    Bert: I just blacked out a little. Tom: lets have bikes without the exercise and eating contests. I’m starting to wonder if their friendship is actually a long game revenge plot.

  85. YC Takahashi

    YC Takahashi

    3 сарын өмнө

    Challenge: Tom and Bert vs. Matt Stonie mnmore.info/bin/video/pYfYwKSPY5ythpc

  86. Josh Guthrie Music

    Josh Guthrie Music

    3 сарын өмнө

    Salon Selectives!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  87. Jason Blankenship

    Jason Blankenship

    3 сарын өмнө

    Must be nice to be rich from us poor people during this pandemic and be able to get the most expensive 250k birthday gifts lol

  88. Yoshi Medina

    Yoshi Medina

    3 сарын өмнө

    I give my bf the best gifts🤷🏻‍♀️

  89. wiggityp


    3 сарын өмнө

    I am a fan of Bert, but it does irritate me from time to time that he is famous just for being...Bert.

  90. Dominic Avalos

    Dominic Avalos

    3 сарын өмнө

    Zach galifianakis and Danny mcbride have awesome chemistry together.. keep up with the great content guys!!

  91. Billy Hammer

    Billy Hammer

    3 сарын өмнө

    Can someone please tell me what tom means by "plast" pictures???

  92. nirmal persaud

    nirmal persaud

    3 сарын өмнө

    No we're going Guam

  93. Nick Miller

    Nick Miller

    3 сарын өмнө

    Bert 3 grills kreicher

  94. Frank Tavárez

    Frank Tavárez

    3 сарын өмнө

    I really wonder if Tom will ever bring a perfectly normal video and just the anticipation is what will make our adrenaline levels spike but nothing really happens. And then he does it over and over again and we go: OH TOM HAS GONE SOFT! And then BAM! MOST FUCKED UP SHIT IN THE WORLD

  95. BWright


    3 сарын өмнө

    I was at the rainout and Bert told us he would come back and then booked new dates but didnt include us lol

  96. Clayton Cash

    Clayton Cash

    3 сарын өмнө

    Why aren’t y’all on Spotify anymore?

  97. johndelta00


    3 сарын өмнө

    I was driving thru toledo from ga yesterday and day dreaming about packos dogs pickles and peppers. I WILL be stopping on the way back home.

  98. MariaIsTotallyRad


    3 сарын өмнө

    One of the top stories I don't think happened lately that bert's told is that one about seeing shaggy w out his make up bc I used to listen to them in high school like a decade ago and it was always a huge deal that he never went anywhere or was seen anywhere w out his make up lol like he's been photographed maybe one handful of times w out his makeup since the icps been around lmao

  99. Noob Toobas

    Noob Toobas

    3 сарын өмнө

    Bert is so annoying with his neediness and fake acting but GOD DAMN IT it’s all worth it for the shit that accidentally comes out of that blow hole.

  100. astralblue


    3 сарын өмнө

    Bert, I need a best friend