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Ep. 57 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing exclusive golf clubs. Bert tells the story of when he learned about racial slurs as a child, and they have fun watching videos of disgusting toenails, dilated pore removals, and navel stones. They react to getting shouted-out on 85 South, and recall how they got into hip-hop. They take a look at the SUBEAP submissions they got, their take on the PLASTT phenomenon, and discuss their best and worst strip club experiences. Bert also shares how he got mistaken for a Trump supporter on Instagram.


  1. Marcos Rodriguez

    Marcos Rodriguez

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    Tim and ryan!

  2. Brennan Weaver

    Brennan Weaver

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    LeAnne or Bobby lee are tied

  3. mmaassoo


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    Smart Tim. This is under YMH

  4. Evan Atwood

    Evan Atwood

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    Barf got a job from a guy called cheese Hmmmmmmmm

  5. Crystal Elliott

    Crystal Elliott

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    Best guess bear was LeeAnn

  6. TheEmzley


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    Tim Dillon

  7. Austin Murray

    Austin Murray

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    If we could get bert on a game show I'm almost certain we could recreate the South Park scene where Randy thinks he knows the answer and shouts the n word with a giant smile

  8. Chris Heryla

    Chris Heryla

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    Lmao playing Pac-Man 😂😂😂

  9. Oliver Dansinger

    Oliver Dansinger

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    best is bert and push

  10. Mayvous *

    Mayvous *

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    Best guest was Bobby Lee

  11. rajveer khanduja

    rajveer khanduja

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    ryan sickler A HUNDRED PERCENT

  12. Funny Stuff

    Funny Stuff

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    41:20 has Toms best expression ever

  13. Michael Stevens

    Michael Stevens

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    Law abiding citizen?

  14. Gage Mainus

    Gage Mainus

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  15. 11B BQ

    11B BQ

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    It's awesome seeing a guy laugh at politics and messing with his kids for a giggle. Of course two teenagers are pissed about politics they definitely don't understand. As if 2020 hasn't proven we got fucked by both sides. Let's just talk and laugh and chill.

  16. chloe kruger

    chloe kruger

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    leanne forsure

  17. COOGS12


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    Naval stones! Lmfao

  18. wesoldiersallday


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    "It'll be fun we'll have a good time" 1:25:50



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    Favorite guest Bear was Ryan Sickler, Tim Dillon was a close second

  20. Union Wireman

    Union Wireman

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  21. WATTson


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    Put a 3 musketeers in the freezer, it’ll change your life. Same with a zero bar

  22. Ashleysart Attack

    Ashleysart Attack

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    I’m 27 and my parents have never heard me curse once. I didn’t start until I was like 17 and in college. And still, I have never cursed with my mother around ever. And it’s not something I was taught. My parents were always trying to pressure me to curse. But I never did.

  23. Broken Routine Podcast

    Broken Routine Podcast

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  24. Jason Allnatt

    Jason Allnatt

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    Tim dillon was favorite guest host

  25. Steve N. Brule

    Steve N. Brule

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    Law Abiding Citizen is a pretty badass movie

  26. Jake Wick

    Jake Wick

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    Ryan sickler by far



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    "i guess you can use tinder and not fuck them" and that's how 2020 ended. HAPPY CHRISTMAS



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    Recist to psychopathic murder. Fun conversation

  29. Jack Miles

    Jack Miles

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    Bert’s Joey impression is pretty good tbh

  30. jarl-caysen


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    1:22:00 joke all you want but i believe ron funches when he says it was night and day with his kid.

  31. Mickala Kabeary

    Mickala Kabeary

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    Labs do thousands of vaccine trials before the vaccine is even approved for the public. If somone were to "grow a tail" they would know during the trials.

    • jarl-caysen


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      you're right, they would know. except they also don't care and would roll it out anyway!

  32. Johan Ludvigsson

    Johan Ludvigsson

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    I just realised how to reveal the people that run the world, just invite Bert to the Bilderbergmeating

  33. Epic Guy

    Epic Guy

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    Bobby all the way

  34. Brandon Brawner

    Brandon Brawner

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    this made me feel rat ass

  35. Brandon Brawner

    Brandon Brawner

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    that black family was racist as fuck they called him honky and all kinds of shit then it gets unplugged when burt drops the bomb

  36. nathan garcia

    nathan garcia

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    I hate bert.

  37. Trevor Carlisle

    Trevor Carlisle

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    Bert makes me feel a lot better about my personal vices.

  38. Hide Yah Mom

    Hide Yah Mom

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    Best guest bear is Lee Anne or Sickler

  39. Cameojoe


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    How many times I gotta hear bert tell the same dumb fucking strip club story!? I get that he does multiple shows an all but that story really isn't funny enough to repeat this many times... wish tom would jump in and remind him when he does this shit.

  40. john y

    john y

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    Leanne and bobby were great but I loved how Tom set up the episode with Leanne! Her episode was the best imo. Also I could tell tom was finally breathing through his nose on those episodes too. #BertSmells #BertFucksDogs

  41. john y

    john y

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    I cant stop screaming law abiding citizens

  42. Average Joe Gaming

    Average Joe Gaming

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    Finally someone other than me is blown away by Busta Rhymes growth. Dude is yoked af

  43. Tommy L

    Tommy L

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    Bobby lee

  44. Dave Gammon

    Dave Gammon

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    “I wouldn’t trust something my best friend made, but I’d trust anything big pharma forced me to take.” I wouldn’t trust Burt either, but at least I know he doesn’t profit from my illness.

  45. Dave Gammon

    Dave Gammon

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    Anyone having a political flag should never really be “Outrageous”. Ppl are so fucking dumb.

  46. cakright


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    Best Guest Bear-Bobby Lee

  47. 11BangBang


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    As someone from Indiana who has frequented Ft. Wayne.... Can’t blame him. 😂

  48. allenc1091


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    At 1:00:34 Bert says "A broken femur is a game changer." Foreshadowing....? LOLLLLL

  49. Noe Garcia Jr

    Noe Garcia Jr

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  50. Kelli bell

    Kelli bell

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    Bobby lee was the best best guest bear

  51. Erasmo Flores

    Erasmo Flores

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    The leann story where she dove off the bike was the funniest part to me idk why!

  52. David Mills

    David Mills

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    Between Sickler and Dillon #bestguestbear

  53. Bobby Ludlam

    Bobby Ludlam

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    1:04:00 I'm screaming!!! law abiding citizen

  54. TrapHunt


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    So Bert's daughter is dating D'elia, and Joey busted his fingers up with a hammer? Poor D'elia, dude can't catch a break, unless it's his fingers.

  55. Logan S

    Logan S

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    This is how advertisements should be done

  56. Scott W

    Scott W

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    Bert, I know you and your wife are doing your best, but your kids are very dumb.

  57. Christian Hopkins

    Christian Hopkins

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    NAVEL STONES NAVEL STONES , i think bart came a little

  58. Weston Forced-last-name-display

    Weston Forced-last-name-display

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    42:25 I feel like at this moment Tom finally started questioning legitimately the sanity of Chrysler

  59. catcruz35


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    12 fucken burgers 🍔 😂

  60. kyla marie

    kyla marie

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    Ok but wasn’t the word “idiot” a diagnosis at one point too tho?

  61. Brian HL

    Brian HL

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    hey mommies, did you hear? burnt has been made to feel like a less valuable white person due to a very biased inflection. we need to not only support burnt, but also to demand an official apology from rapper t.i., you know, that _black man._

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    Bert don't worry. Your N word story, I feel, is a story of someone being wrong, getting told so, and was explained on why they were wrong. And admitting that they, in the past, were wrong and accepts it. Cuz you learned, and you applied that to your life. Everybody was wrong at some point. It's how you changed. But, fuck what do I know.

  63. Peter Rabbit

    Peter Rabbit

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    So this week how did Bert justify being hungover?

  64. Dennis Cadieux

    Dennis Cadieux

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    Lots of people still can and do use the word retard. Get out of the LA echochamber.

  65. Jacob Lee

    Jacob Lee

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    i miss sickler he doesnt talk about killing people

  66. Mike R

    Mike R

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    1) Sickler 2) Leann 3) Tim Dillon 4) Please don't do Bobby Lee again

  67. 마마맘마마마마마ᅡ


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    This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”

  68. terry winston

    terry winston

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    wow bert's podcast numbers for bertcast have plummeted big time. think tom and bill will b cutting the bert tethering dead weight soon.

  69. TMAN


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  70. trolrtkorjkhgjdn


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    bert is so annoying when he talks about editing stuff out but I think its a holdout from his days on tv

  71. Stephen Jenkins

    Stephen Jenkins

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    Wow - Tom actually got to speak a bit in this one, just like if he were a person and not just Bert's sounding board.

  72. Michael Gibson

    Michael Gibson

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    I love how people nervous about this vaccine are grouped in with anti-vaccers. It has been rushed through the process and it's an all new form of vaccine. If you're not nervous you got something wrong with you. The other vaccines have a long track record. And oh all the doctors told me? Doctors are wrong LITERALLY all the time

  73. Bartłomiej Zubkiewicz

    Bartłomiej Zubkiewicz

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    Nadav didn't knew that Bert is talking about Law Abiding Citizen. Jeebus.

  74. Jeff Harambe

    Jeff Harambe

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    I've watched every episode of this podcast, and I think this one has to be one of the best. The part when they're talking about revenge for hurting their families made me think of Cersei Lannister and what she says to Septa Unella: Septa: "I am ready to meet my God" Cersei "You think you're going to die today??? Right now????? You are not going to die for quite some time."

  75. Trevor Payne

    Trevor Payne

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    Best guess 100% Ryan

  76. C B

    C B

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    LeeAnn was the best substitute bear ever!!!

  77. Miranda Daigle

    Miranda Daigle

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    Ryan sickler

  78. Christian Denmark

    Christian Denmark

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    The male cellar worrisomely offend because clipper biologically drain vice a alert buffer. ignorant, burly tulip

  79. Maria Zielinski

    Maria Zielinski

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    Tie between Bobby & Tim

  80. robert mathews

    robert mathews

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  81. Todd Durbin

    Todd Durbin

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    Sickle cell

  82. Marshall McDonough

    Marshall McDonough

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    1. tym dillen 2. rian siqler 3. bobbee lee 4. leehan chrystals (sorry leehan ur super funny but its kinda unfair when ur being compared to comedians)

  83. Otaku Andy

    Otaku Andy

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    Watching this shroomed out , Bert is fat asf lmfao

  84. Jose Arteaga

    Jose Arteaga

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    Best guest bear!!! Ryan Sickler, or anyone that doesn’t fuck dogs!

  85. alex soares

    alex soares

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    Bobby Lee

  86. Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz

    Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz

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    35:02 Anh biết nhiều về Thuốc Mê không? Còn em gói gọn lại đó là anh ⌨

  87. Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz

    Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyz

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    12:11 Để hôm nay gục đầu trong nỗi nhớ 👞

  88. Joshua Sanders

    Joshua Sanders

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    Ryan Sickler was the best

  89. Lighthouse094


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    I guess you are teaching tolerance eh Bert?

  90. Lighthouse094


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    My daughter's don't know anything but they are anti Trump. Yup makes sense. SMH

  91. BonBon


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    Let Tim talk! Brett has about 10 not that exciting stories that he tells over and over. The stripper story.....ugh. I still cannot tell if Tim’s memory is that shit or if he just endures it. Bring back any if the guest hosts. Sickler is the best. Bobby Lee is also the best.

  92. Spencer Stutesman

    Spencer Stutesman

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    I love hearing Bert tell stories that he’s already told on the podcast like he’s never told them before 🤣🤣🤣

  93. Daniel Dominguez

    Daniel Dominguez

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    Bert is obviously racist...

  94. Jason Miller

    Jason Miller

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    Best guest bear by a long shot was LeAnn

  95. Saint BoPo

    Saint BoPo

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    This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”

  96. Icthus at Arms

    Icthus at Arms

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    More Bobby Lee! But Dillon and Sickler were awesome too!

  97. Ryan Cassar

    Ryan Cassar

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  98. James Hall

    James Hall

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    My favorite guest bear was Liann or how ever you spell that shit

  99. BadKharma1


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    "I had a dream a 32 yr old man was dating my 16 yr old daughter" - The Paul Walker story

  100. Bryson Jamison

    Bryson Jamison

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    Burt looks like the best fed prairie dog