I knew it

This is so enthralling. Who knew Subway had so much drama?

I knew the sponsor as soon as he said those 3 things

Ok but this ain’t gonna stop me eating sooubway

Me eating a sub right now: Reely mat a nother food

8:32 you may say nice if you look at subway carefully

Tooru ☕️ oikawa’s ✨ favorite 👏 food 🥘 is milk 🥛 bread 🍞 His 😃personal💔motto🧍🏻‍♀️is 🔪 if ❌ you’re 💞 gonna💅🏼 hit 😍 it, 😬then❕hit 😳 it 😼 till 🧚🏻‍♂️it 💕BREAKS?😍

Anyone come from The Game Theory Livestream from the painting section?

Wtf?.. How am I not subscribed to this guy.. Omg noo *subscribed* periodth.. I can sleep now😂

The sub"bread I a sweet sweet bread .just likecinnamanroles!

he should be a lawyer

Hh The hh. B n ; ; b n;hn

I don't mind about their bread. I am just there for those sweet cookies!

1:39 the subway near me actually has minni Pizzas on The menu its a small pizza meant for one person comes in a little pizza box

subway shouldn't feel too bad honestly about the length, sometimes it's more about the girth and the angle you take the picture at.

why is a video about something NOBODY cares about at all so thorough and well made and just altogether good XD

I swear last night there was not 2 million subs lol nice job!

I had to explain in to my girlfriend that the phrase “foot long” is just a trademarked name and is not indicative of actual length.

Who tf sues over 1 inch?! Oh yea, that's right, Brenda did when she filed for divorce.

the universes bread name is ead comfirmed

Me, an Irish person: OMG he mentioned my country our laws are so interesting I’m so glad to hear us talked about in a non-stigmatised wa- The entire comments section: *FIDDLE DEE DEE YE LEPRECHAUNS N YER S U G A R*

I always thought whole grain meant the food was only mad of grain

Next: pizza hut is not actually in the hut

Subways bread is rubber.

14 mins to say subway bread has sugar in it

I see you misspelling dessert

.....WTF Welp I've Always Knew People Were Hungry For Drama But Didnt Think They Were this Hungry...

People in Ireland have no teebth djdbdh

STOP IT

Make a theory about theories

Next theory Doritos are not chips they are candy and no one should eat it

Honey Oat is superior. I have been consuming it for all my childhood and it’s delicious. Change my mind.

So the bread is actually bread. That's a relief.

Subway cakery

In Ireland if you want to be a politician you have to have a fetish of taxing people, it's how they get off

Now what is a unit of subways bread

I have an idea... let's just eat the f###king sandwich and not look at it from a molecular structure to disprove that its bread, I mean its a goddamn sandwich

Next theory Food isn't food

As an ex subway employee I love the puns

9:54 Dessert matpat dessert!

Tbh I don’t eat the bread that’s not Actually bread soooooo

Just a note from a Baker. The bread I make doesn't have sugar in it. I view anything with extra sugar or fats as enriched dough and and is sorta a sweet bread. I do make things with olive oil in it. And no sugar but I don't really see that as enrichment to a degree. Its all kinda subjective

I knew it

I just wanna say that you got the shape of Ireland wrong the north/UK part of Ireland is still part of the country their just still loyal to the Crown, I know this maybe confusing for you but take it from someone who actually lives their also your saying it wrong your supposed to say it like areland not ierlind

the odd ones out is that actually you im a big fan i watch almost every single vid if thats you im just saying im a big fan

The bread was a lie.

Ah, "healthy bread". Tale as old as thyme.

Pretty sure matpat was hired by Subway to use this video in court

3:19 genuinely terrified me

ahem: "milk bread" in my old cookbooks is NOT a highly sugary confection like JAPANESE milk bread is it just means a bread with milk as one of the ingredients. that is, dairy, not pareve the milk bread in my recipe book for, say, my bread machine has no more sugar in it than the regular bread, it just uses milk instead of some of the water

Do a theory about bone apple tea! Or about localization. My friend who lives in China went to a restaurant that advertised paella, but it was really just the same ingredients as paella served as something more similar to egg foo young and he found that really offensive. I disagree with him on that because it's not like 90% of the stuff sold as Chinese or Indian food in European descendant dominated areas would be recognizable as Chinese or Indian food to natives of those countries. The fortune cookie was invented in California and tikka masala is from Glasgow. If the same thing is happening in reverse, then who are we to judge?

Can't Subway pay different taxes in different countries? Aren't they doing that already?

plot twist: subway pulled a Arby’s and made it MEAT

Who else is eating left over Thanksgiving buns while watching this

11:04 So you could start selling cupcakes and cookies and having them 'usually known as' bread cookies and bread cupcakes (only in name), and they would qualify for tax exemption regardless of sugar content? (as well as a cake designed to look similar to a loaf of bread, like with fondant art) fantastic system.

I like how he puts seàn in when he says ireland or irish In the start

And they call chips crisps and call fries chips and call cookies biscuits .they're nuts

I thought the bread was yoga mats

I love your intro it has so many Easter eggs XD

I’ve learned more from matpat than my teachers could ever teach me 😂

What the heck is going on with auto English subtitles???

Me: Is eating bread Video: Is talking about subway bread being fake Me again: Well the bread being fake just makes it tasty

best part about living in europ is that we don't have to callcualte som stupid tax on the end of our groccery store bill our taxes is allredy callculated in the price of the items.

Wait... It's gonna be taxed like a "desert?" Oh, boy. That's gonna be expensive 9:48

13:05 This just hurt

Taxes. The most ridiculously convoluted and nonsesical laws desined to get as much money from citizens as possible without causing anarchy.

Imagine spending hours researching Irish bread laws, and still not knowing how to spell "dessert". Spellcheck is not your friend, but that's just a theory.

1:17 horrible pun you fricc

grain doesn't sound like a word

He got a little worked up about the classification of bread...

When you see what you can get on a Subway sandwich, the grain/sugar ratio in the bread really does not mean much...

ToOrU 🤪oIkAwAs🥰 fAvOrITe 😋 fOoD 🍱 iS 🤭MiLk BrEaD 🥛🍞

I'm so brain dead from life that he said milk bread, and I just went "Tooru Oikawa's favorite food is milk bread, his personal motto is if you're going to hit it, hit it till it breaks!" And I don't know how to feel-

Matpat says "for you American viewers out there" like he's not American

subway bread

I just noticed bobs burgers was in your intro

but hey thats just a theory a foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood theory

I work at a subway lol

Woah. Why aren't you a lawyer?

The opposite of unleavened bread is raisin bread

They add sugar to mask the weird after taste from the bread, and it didn't work. I don't know what kind of preservatives they use, but Subway probably has the worst bread ever.

Why is the whole grain stamp Aprooving this as 100% whole grain in the first place.

Watching this knowing you reacted to gamer from mars content vid like a lame

We thneed answers

Well.......I'm going to Subway for my hibernation this year with all of that sugar!!

The Irish tax law is not undermined by health regulation definitions as they are talking about different things. The tax definition is to differentiate between luxury and staple commodities (the UK has a sugar tax) but you do not mention this when comparing laws. The tax law in Eire is defining staple bread, and non-staple bread, not defining bread.

Actual video starts at min 8:00 prior to that is only gibberish

I know what it is Cake, it’s cake.

Phoenix would never eat the subway sandwich, in japanifornia they only eat b u r g e r s

While the graphics are slightly obnoxious to me and the high pitch comedic punch lines are unnerving, the information was presented masterfully. Very well written, and I see and recognize your work. Well done.... and I'm just an old media guy. Keep it up,

to be fair, most bread from america has more sugar than most sweet pastries in other countries and people from foreign countries have commented on it

Why does he show his face over a million times ? Ego much ?

7:05 bruh you just go home and put it in the microwave.

I worked at a Subway - honestly, you REALLY don't want to eat there. The stuff that I could tell you would turn your stomach.

Fun fact, mc Donald’s buns are also cakes

Just an idea, is a dilemma in Mexico, quesadillas con queso o sin queso/ queso = cheess, in mexico is a big deal this topic

As an Irish person that very very very annoying because it love subway

America! known for having sandwich crisis! or at least i wish..

I didn't understand a single thing during this entire video, but I still enjoyed! 👍

Is cereal a soup?