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if god talked how people on facebook said he did

"I talked to god last night and he said subscribe or else???"
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in this video i put on an old blanket and said some pretty benign stuff that is sure to set my mom off tomorrow when she sees this and sends me a long, meandering facebook message about making fun of christians or whatever.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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  1. Gus Johnson

    Gus Johnson

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    Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets

    • God

      God

      22 өдрийн өмнө

      This is true.

    • _.

      _.

      25 өдрийн өмнө

      no

    • Tobias Barnes

      Tobias Barnes

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      @Kinga Tobiás hahahahah you're a tobias too I see

    • Tobias Barnes

      Tobias Barnes

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      @Kinga Tobiás hahahahah you're a tobias too I see

    • Kinga Tobiás

      Kinga Tobiás

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      @Tobias Barnes t HD majd kg j dg g fű g fű h g HD i fd

  2. bhav1438

    bhav1438

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    D A M N I T L A W R E N C E

  3. Satyam Kumar

    Satyam Kumar

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Needed 1 min to carefully read the caption

  4. Karr Raak

    Karr Raak

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    That escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

  5. GALAXY GAMING

    GALAXY GAMING

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    NOT FUNNY PEOPLE GO AND ASK GOD TO FORGIVE YOU

    • Shark Pog

      Shark Pog

      2 өдрийн өмнө

      Hail satan

    • GALAXY GAMING

      GALAXY GAMING

      3 өдрийн өмнө

      U better or your going hell

    • Omar Marino

      Omar Marino

      3 өдрийн өмнө

      How bout no

  6. ColeSMG

    ColeSMG

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Oh my god the ending 😐

  7. Isaac Ross

    Isaac Ross

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    As a Christian who has a baby that means the world to me. That’s last joke was dope af!!!

  8. IM2OFU

    IM2OFU

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    Damn! That last one tho

  9. Dian Heffernan

    Dian Heffernan

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    Depends on who or what is tampering with the subliminal mind fkg

  10. All Dogs Are Good Bois

    All Dogs Are Good Bois

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Suddenly, I feel very threatened. - a person whose mom's name is Paula

  11. Riskteven

    Riskteven

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    Wig+Santa-beard=win! (The old Dumbphone also adds funny)

  12. NoltheSol

    NoltheSol

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    hahhaaha GUS PLAY ME IN DUCK GAME??????????????

  13. NoltheSol

    NoltheSol

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    hahhaaha GUS PLAY ME IN DUCK GAME??????????????

  14. Hopeful Hyena

    Hopeful Hyena

    18 өдрийн өмнө

    That last line is based.

  15. Poofy 1932

    Poofy 1932

    18 өдрийн өмнө

    I was not expecting that ending.

  16. The Asian Theory

    The Asian Theory

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    Not my god, the only god I know has blonde hair and stands on the roof with a hose

  17. Stephen Ritter

    Stephen Ritter

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    The last one got me

  18. WilliamRogers&TheExceptionalContent

    WilliamRogers&TheExceptionalContent

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    That's definitely not How Jesus talks

  19. God

    God

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Great job!

  20. Dirty Heretic

    Dirty Heretic

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Hey, this is the resident heretic here and I can confirm this is how the christian god talks

  21. Drumset

    Drumset

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Ohhh, you cheeky bastard, Gus ! That Jesus....Christ joke was Louie CK's and plus you're god not Jesus.

  22. RagingMMOs

    RagingMMOs

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Any one else watching all of Gus’s videos just to hear the outro over and over?

  23. Mitchel Reimer

    Mitchel Reimer

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Dont blaspheme

  24. Newbier

    Newbier

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    God can’t afford an IPhone?

  25. Niko Manuelides

    Niko Manuelides

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    the last line cracked me xD

  26. kanał na youtube

    kanał na youtube

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    God*

  27. James Bogart

    James Bogart

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    Fr my dad almost named be obadiah he said my nick name would have been obi. I'm so glad he named me james Lee bogart IV, that's way better.

  28. Shailesh Rana

    Shailesh Rana

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    "figured I'd kill your child" OMG I haven't laughed this hard in a while

  29. Gustav

    Gustav

    26 өдрийн өмнө

    nice phone gud

  30. Moldy Carrot

    Moldy Carrot

    26 өдрийн өмнө

    But where does his angels go off to?

  31. Charlie Moreland

    Charlie Moreland

    26 өдрийн өмнө

    We looking for a full back tat buddy?

  32. Gustav

    Gustav

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    Obadiah will never not be funny

  33. vizthex

    vizthex

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    damn, that last one got me lmao

  34. Suli

    Suli

    28 өдрийн өмнө

    I like how the title says god, but then he called himself Jesus

  35. Filthy Casual

    Filthy Casual

    28 өдрийн өмнө

    How did god how talk to Facebook how did he and hoW it do?

  36. United kingdom

    United kingdom

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    I don't have Facebook so this is all very obscure

  37. NoKnowledge Needed

    NoKnowledge Needed

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    OH! OH SHI..... "figured I'd kill your child".... HOLY FUCK DUDE

  38. Quack

    Quack

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    The “Yeah Jesus here, Yeah Christ” was just- I became a tea kettle with Dream.

    • Quack

      Quack

      28 өдрийн өмнө

      @M Green I-

    • M Green

      M Green

      28 өдрийн өмнө

      Cringe

  39. 100% Real Moore

    100% Real Moore

    Сарын өмнө

    Ikr! Crazy!

  40. jbmp1390

    jbmp1390

    Сарын өмнө

    "Jesus here...yeah Christ" such an underrated line

  41. Squirrel Gray

    Squirrel Gray

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    Ah that last joke... so good.

  42. tist006

    tist006

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    Name them Ezekiel or some shit lmao

  43. JameZ

    JameZ

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    "Ohbadia"

  44. Gabriel Gonzalez

    Gabriel Gonzalez

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    funni

  45. Kelly DeMars

    Kelly DeMars

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    Love God's cordless telephone!

  46. LoL 881

    LoL 881

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    “If you like Paul’s new post, I’ll make your mum live forever”

  47. ꧁ Le Mysterious Pastel ꧂

    ꧁ Le Mysterious Pastel ꧂

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    I had a stroke reading the title

  48. Super Sweetheart

    Super Sweetheart

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    The *truth* in this is what makes it sad and hilarious

  49. Kros Gaming

    Kros Gaming

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    Dang right jesus

  50. Fay

    Fay

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    Oohhhh that last one 👌👌👌

  51. eioshen boboi

    eioshen boboi

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    "hey bro them doctors who went to school ain't do nothing to heal that cancer, that was all me baby" -Facebook God

  52. John Doe

    John Doe

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    Has anyone noticed how if a comment even mentions God and it all goes to shat

  53. Jake

    Jake

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    This is so right lol

  54. Mason A

    Mason A

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    Hey Jesus here Ya Christ Just kills me😂😂

  55. Virago ツ

    Virago ツ

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    Your so close to 3M

    • eioshen boboi

      eioshen boboi

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      Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets

  56. Space Doge

    Space Doge

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    0:37 was incredibly funny hahaha ye aha christ yes

  57. kolim jone

    kolim jone

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    The title: God speaks like people on Facebook says God on video: hey, Susan, Jesus here Me: wait a minute

  58. Zeke Waters

    Zeke Waters

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    I'm offended

  59. KayDubs

    KayDubs

    Сарын өмнө

    Was not expecting that ending... 😂🤣

  60. Tyler Morgan

    Tyler Morgan

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    👁️--_--👁️

  61. Jake Pencil

    Jake Pencil

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    When he looked left and right at the end I got flashbacks to ‘there’s an endangered species right there’.

  62. R1CARD0 1017

    R1CARD0 1017

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    Alt title god messing with people on Facebook

    • kolim jone

      kolim jone

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      ?? But enjoying the video. ????

  63. HansEinar Fuglum

    HansEinar Fuglum

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    Actually, according to scripture, and common Christian cannon, people, and children don't turn into angels when they die. It is a common mistake, and every time someone comments on their grandmother's facebook obituary that heaven just got a new angel I always make sure to correct them. I wonder why people don't want to be my friend.

    • HansEinar Fuglum

      HansEinar Fuglum

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      I definitely like this

  64. Master's Sword

    Master's Sword

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    Sacrifice* for more garbage

  65. Haunterboat

    Haunterboat

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    As a Christian myself I'm not even mad that is oddly accurate

  66. Baran Işık

    Baran Işık

    Сарын өмнө

    tjmhjökgyu

  67. IdiosyncratiCm7

    IdiosyncratiCm7

    Сарын өмнө

    Americanization of Christianity KJV really kinda sus

  68. ms42662

    ms42662

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    That angel one made me laugh so suddenly that I had a 5min long coughing fit

  69. MrProofMan

    MrProofMan

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    You forgot that he’ll spare someone’s dog if they get one million page likes.

  70. j carranz

    j carranz

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    Ok that last ones a bit harsh

  71. bofooit gojo

    bofooit gojo

    Сарын өмнө

    SO cute...I love it! Perfection!

    • Sam's Crib

      Sam's Crib

      Сарын өмнө

      Ok dude

  72. Holly Rogers

    Holly Rogers

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    THE OBIEDA AND EZIEKAL ONE ENDED ME

    • Cara Roots

      Cara Roots

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      Genius.

  73. MatthewPlays_YT

    MatthewPlays_YT

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    Ee

  74. Mooh

    Mooh

    Сарын өмнө

    WHERES THE ENDING MUSIC FROM I NEED TO KNOW PLSSSSSS

  75. Anuhlog

    Anuhlog

    Сарын өмнө

    wtf

  76. Cavin Lee

    Cavin Lee

    Сарын өмнө

    Hey Ken how’s your private jet, you like it?

    • bofooit gojo

      bofooit gojo

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      Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets

  77. Blue Jay

    Blue Jay

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    The funniest thing about this is the phone

  78. niduoe stre

    niduoe stre

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    “Running a bit light on angels up here, figured I’d kill your child”😝🤣

  79. A Ghost.

    A Ghost.

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    whats facebook?

  80. Mr.JD2zn

    Mr.JD2zn

    Сарын өмнө

    My name is Jedidiah

    • niduoe stre

      niduoe stre

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      thank you for this nice video ??. I like it.

  81. Fuzzy Vides

    Fuzzy Vides

    Сарын өмнө

    Best video yet 👌

  82. ApolloThe HealingHunter

    ApolloThe HealingHunter

    Сарын өмнө

    My mother's name is paula 👀

    • Lulin

      Lulin

      Сарын өмнө

      ok?

  83. Plorx

    Plorx

    Сарын өмнө

    I unsubscribed and then re-subscribed just to make sure I was in god's good books.

  84. Bff_gamerz

    Bff_gamerz

    Сарын өмнө

    🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣😂😅

  85. Andrew M

    Andrew M

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    Honestly though. Like, if he spoke to you why isn't your Facebook post in the Bible? He's already revealed himself my dude.

  86. PigOlympus

    PigOlympus

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    cummy nuts

  87. Dro The Dimwitt

    Dro The Dimwitt

    Сарын өмнө

    The last one was fantastic

  88. MonsterBxtch

    MonsterBxtch

    Сарын өмнө

    Okay but I grew up Catholic and this is exactly how he talks in the First Testament.

    • Lucas Egeland

      Lucas Egeland

      Сарын өмнө

      I didn't realize they had Chevy Malibus in 2 ad

    • MonsterBxtch

      MonsterBxtch

      Сарын өмнө

      Don’t get me wrong, I’m not still a Catholic 😬

  89. Cameron Wright

    Cameron Wright

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    This is not even funny. You think that since you dont believe in it making fun of what we believe. I just want to warn you that Mocking God and his people has some serious consequences. For example, two children were making fun of a prophet and the prophet called on two mother bears to come and eat the children, they were all eaten and killed.

    • Lucas Egeland

      Lucas Egeland

      Сарын өмнө

      @Cameron Wright no i wont, sky daddy told me i was gonna live forever. You just have to believe ofherwise you will be sent to hell

    • Bagel

      Bagel

      Сарын өмнө

      @Cameron Wright my point still stands

    • Cameron Wright

      Cameron Wright

      Сарын өмнө

      @Lucas Egeland your going to spend eternity in hell if you dont repent and believe

    • Lucas Egeland

      Lucas Egeland

      Сарын өмнө

      @Cameron Wright i already have eternal life

    • Cameron Wright

      Cameron Wright

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      @Bagel Im not catholic, im Reformed

  90. blakekinseyfilms

    blakekinseyfilms

    Сарын өмнө

    Gus is the funniest man on this platform

  91. Jacob Broome

    Jacob Broome

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    0:24 i just got a cross tattoo on my thumb/wrist 3 days ago 😂

  92. Morgan Germani

    Morgan Germani

    Сарын өмнө

    Was waiting for the moment he tells someone how graceful and forgiving he is and that they better share it with everyone on their FB or they’ll have bad luck for ten years.

  93. J-エリコ

    J-エリコ

    Сарын өмнө

    dont be blasphemin' now

  94. Ruby Cooper

    Ruby Cooper

    Сарын өмнө

    Why does god even need to test people if he knows everything, and therefore knows how people will respond under certain circumstances?

  95. The Real Obama

    The Real Obama

    Сарын өмнө

    Yeah ... Christ

  96. plainrock193

    plainrock193

    Сарын өмнө

    I can’t turn notifications on it’s says that ur content is made for kids like Tf no it aint

    • plainrock193

      plainrock193

      Сарын өмнө

      @bilij pdan ok and like I don’t even give a shit

    • bilij pdan

      bilij pdan

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      Horrific incident occurs Karen: "Time to update my FB with thoughts and prayers" God: "Bitch, it's Sunday gimme a break"

  97. Zephyr's Requiem

    Zephyr's Requiem

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    Funny yet infuriating

    • bilij pdan

      bilij pdan

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      when he makes fun of your name

  98. Nikaluss

    Nikaluss

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    “Running a bit light on angels up here, figured I’d kill your child”😝🤣

  99. heather martinez

    heather martinez

    Сарын өмнө

    Gus Johnson is really funny he is the God of jokes

  100. Random_Stuff420

    Random_Stuff420

    Сарын өмнө

    Church of Christ? Oh Jesus...

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