Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets

D A M N I T L A W R E N C E

Needed 1 min to carefully read the caption

That escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

NOT FUNNY PEOPLE GO AND ASK GOD TO FORGIVE YOU

Oh my god the ending 😐

As a Christian who has a baby that means the world to me. That’s last joke was dope af!!!

Damn! That last one tho

Depends on who or what is tampering with the subliminal mind fkg

Suddenly, I feel very threatened. - a person whose mom's name is Paula

Wig+Santa-beard=win! (The old Dumbphone also adds funny)

hahhaaha GUS PLAY ME IN DUCK GAME??????????????

hahhaaha GUS PLAY ME IN DUCK GAME??????????????

That last line is based.

I was not expecting that ending.

Not my god, the only god I know has blonde hair and stands on the roof with a hose

The last one got me

That's definitely not How Jesus talks

Great job!

Hey, this is the resident heretic here and I can confirm this is how the christian god talks

Ohhh, you cheeky bastard, Gus ! That Jesus....Christ joke was Louie CK's and plus you're god not Jesus.

Any one else watching all of Gus’s videos just to hear the outro over and over?

Dont blaspheme

God can’t afford an IPhone?

the last line cracked me xD

God*

Fr my dad almost named be obadiah he said my nick name would have been obi. I'm so glad he named me james Lee bogart IV, that's way better.

"figured I'd kill your child" OMG I haven't laughed this hard in a while

nice phone gud

But where does his angels go off to?

We looking for a full back tat buddy?

Obadiah will never not be funny

damn, that last one got me lmao

I like how the title says god, but then he called himself Jesus

How did god how talk to Facebook how did he and hoW it do?

I don't have Facebook so this is all very obscure

OH! OH SHI..... "figured I'd kill your child".... HOLY FUCK DUDE

The “Yeah Jesus here, Yeah Christ” was just- I became a tea kettle with Dream.

Ikr! Crazy!

"Jesus here...yeah Christ" such an underrated line

Ah that last joke... so good.

Name them Ezekiel or some shit lmao

"Ohbadia"

funni

Love God's cordless telephone!

“If you like Paul’s new post, I’ll make your mum live forever”

I had a stroke reading the title

The *truth* in this is what makes it sad and hilarious

Dang right jesus

Oohhhh that last one 👌👌👌

"hey bro them doctors who went to school ain't do nothing to heal that cancer, that was all me baby" -Facebook God

Has anyone noticed how if a comment even mentions God and it all goes to shat

This is so right lol

Hey Jesus here Ya Christ Just kills me😂😂

Your so close to 3M

0:37 was incredibly funny hahaha ye aha christ yes

The title: God speaks like people on Facebook says God on video: hey, Susan, Jesus here Me: wait a minute

I'm offended

Was not expecting that ending... 😂🤣

👁️--_--👁️

When he looked left and right at the end I got flashbacks to ‘there’s an endangered species right there’.

Alt title god messing with people on Facebook

Actually, according to scripture, and common Christian cannon, people, and children don't turn into angels when they die. It is a common mistake, and every time someone comments on their grandmother's facebook obituary that heaven just got a new angel I always make sure to correct them. I wonder why people don't want to be my friend.

Sacrifice* for more garbage

As a Christian myself I'm not even mad that is oddly accurate

tjmhjökgyu

Americanization of Christianity KJV really kinda sus

That angel one made me laugh so suddenly that I had a 5min long coughing fit

You forgot that he’ll spare someone’s dog if they get one million page likes.

Ok that last ones a bit harsh

SO cute...I love it! Perfection!

THE OBIEDA AND EZIEKAL ONE ENDED ME

Ee

WHERES THE ENDING MUSIC FROM I NEED TO KNOW PLSSSSSS

wtf

Hey Ken how’s your private jet, you like it?

The funniest thing about this is the phone

“Running a bit light on angels up here, figured I’d kill your child”😝🤣

whats facebook?

My name is Jedidiah

Best video yet 👌

My mother's name is paula 👀

I unsubscribed and then re-subscribed just to make sure I was in god's good books.

🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣😂😅

Honestly though. Like, if he spoke to you why isn't your Facebook post in the Bible? He's already revealed himself my dude.

cummy nuts

The last one was fantastic

Okay but I grew up Catholic and this is exactly how he talks in the First Testament.

This is not even funny. You think that since you dont believe in it making fun of what we believe. I just want to warn you that Mocking God and his people has some serious consequences. For example, two children were making fun of a prophet and the prophet called on two mother bears to come and eat the children, they were all eaten and killed.

Gus is the funniest man on this platform

0:24 i just got a cross tattoo on my thumb/wrist 3 days ago 😂

Was waiting for the moment he tells someone how graceful and forgiving he is and that they better share it with everyone on their FB or they’ll have bad luck for ten years.

dont be blasphemin' now

Why does god even need to test people if he knows everything, and therefore knows how people will respond under certain circumstances?

Yeah ... Christ

I can’t turn notifications on it’s says that ur content is made for kids like Tf no it aint

Funny yet infuriating

“Running a bit light on angels up here, figured I’d kill your child”😝🤣

Gus Johnson is really funny he is the God of jokes

Church of Christ? Oh Jesus...