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If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Volume 19)

What horrifying implications do the Pokedex entries for Charmander, Squirtle, Wartortle, and Blastoise suggest? And which Pokemon should we cover next time?!
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  1. Ytivarg


    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Proof that charmander is trash. dies if it flame goes out how weak. bulbasaur for life

  2. Michael Hinkle

    Michael Hinkle

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Why is some pokemon blood purple and some red?

  3. 草コメbot 登録者300人目指す

    草コメbot 登録者300人目指す

    9 өдрийн өмнө


  4. Joshua Feng

    Joshua Feng

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    WTH how to blastoise cut Steelix head

  5. alex genzer

    alex genzer

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    Mr house Is that a fallout new vegas reference?

  6. Brandon Blair

    Brandon Blair

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    I guess Mr. House gave Wartortle an Everstone

  7. 切り抜きのファン


    16 өдрийн өмнө


  8. Kenison Kay

    Kenison Kay

    20 өдрийн өмнө

    ( yelling from door ) NOT AGIAN ( breaks door ) I NEED HYDROCLORIC ACID AND BLEACH

  9. Ryan d'Bassplayer

    Ryan d'Bassplayer

    20 өдрийн өмнө

    That last one threw me! XD tsk tsk Mew!!!

  10. Stupid Username

    Stupid Username

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    1:11 Ya know he could've got a water stone-

  11. Lord Zero Akuma

    Lord Zero Akuma

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Thats too dumb bc in the anime the tail got constant water falling on the flame and it wouldnt go out, and charizard in a gym battle fell into water completely, his tail was still on.

  12. Crystal Dragon

    Crystal Dragon

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    stupid charmander trainer... Just kill him to save the Charmander evolutionary line

  13. Nothing But S

    Nothing But S

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    I didnt meant to ask this but litterelly Do you use an animation app??

  14. 10% for the big guy

    10% for the big guy

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Saying jet fuel cannot melt steel beams is very antisemitic. Why are you promoting conspiracy theories??

  15. Aghna Yasir

    Aghna Yasir

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    I feel sorry for charmander's trainer

  16. Critias Senkil

    Critias Senkil

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Huh, this totally goes against the logic that Charmander's tail is an indicator of its health. Its flame relies on its health. Its health doesn't rely on its flame. Then again the joke since the episode when Ash caught it is still going on.

  17. Jack Badley

    Jack Badley

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    Never mix hydrofluoric acid and bleach, it produces a very toxic and corrosive gas

  18. skyler behunin

    skyler behunin

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    Lol not even jet fuel can melt me Just gonna casually throw in that one huh

  19. Trey Cooper

    Trey Cooper

    26 өдрийн өмнө

    Well fallout new vegas took place in 2281 ad and if you subtract 9,999 years the year pokemon takes place in is 7,781 bc which is during the 8th millennium bc and was when bread was first created in Mesopotamia and two millennium after the ice age ended



    27 өдрийн өмнө

    Na'n de kaig'a in oyatu r'atte guroin ogasuk. i n'a no??

  21. TrevStrategy


    27 өдрийн өмнө

    I just came here for the blastoise one

  22. Harvey Bishop

    Harvey Bishop

    28 өдрийн өмнө

    Mr house? Love the obscure references

  23. ホモビ男優ヒューマギアタドコロコウジ


    28 өдрийн өмнө


  24. Ole-marius Bergesen

    Ole-marius Bergesen

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    Jet fuel melting steal. 9/11 would not get it.

  25. Yung Venuz

    Yung Venuz

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  26. Orion


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    Wartortle and Mr House

  27. Mr. Pig01

    Mr. Pig01

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    Why must you kill so many charmanders boy

  28. DoubleDoubleUSmoky Mirror4Demention

    DoubleDoubleUSmoky Mirror4Demention

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    Wow this guy should not own a charmander.

  29. Dr. Pepper

    Dr. Pepper

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    1:11 The Wartortle of the Mojave Wasteland

  30. Dr. Pepper

    Dr. Pepper

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    0:24 I think the pokedex entry meant if the gas that keeps the fire alight were to go out, it would mean the charmander would be reaching it's end

  31. R.L Bevi

    R.L Bevi

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    And I'll have to live with that *YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU WILL*

  32. HeyHeyChey


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    I think I recognize the pokedex voice... Didn't that guy make a Hot Ones parody? And a Rhett and Link exposé?

  33. ゲーマーアキラちゃん


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  34. not so funny comments

    not so funny comments

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    1:10 Fallout new Vegas refrance?

  35. Victor Andrade

    Victor Andrade

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    Mr hause is from fallout new vegas

  36. Ao Oni

    Ao Oni

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  37. Michael Gallardo

    Michael Gallardo

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    “My body is made of steel. It’s so hard not even jet fuel can melt me.” Hahahaha😂😂😂😂

  38. Faded Rotmg

    Faded Rotmg

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    OGS realizing there is no squirtle :(

  39. Gaming Elementalist

    Gaming Elementalist

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    That charmander one was actually an episode and it was very scary and sad for young me.

  40. Aleksy Ojeda

    Aleksy Ojeda

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    That jet fuel / steel reference tho🙊

  41. Derp lololol

    Derp lololol

    Сарын өмнө

    Burger foot lettuce

  42. LoFi Riven

    LoFi Riven

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    Jet fuel reference was slick haha

  43. G.O. A.T

    G.O. A.T

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    I always imagined a charmander’s flame is like a gas torch, it takes a lot to snuff it out

  44. cult imagination

    cult imagination

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    "i your tail its fluffy,TeE hEe"

  45. Frank Reberto

    Frank Reberto

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    The kid with the 6 magikarps would be the strongest man on earth

  46. Kyle Armstrong

    Kyle Armstrong

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    Is the pokedex narrator jb. The guy who takes the piss out of vegans

  47. Wildhunt


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    Lol. Wartortle living long enough to be in the fallout universe.

  48. Ghost OPS

    Ghost OPS

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    The house always win

  49. Cesarin Valdez

    Cesarin Valdez

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    Well, i didn’t need to see that squirtle’s enormous neck

  50. Dr. Milky

    Dr. Milky

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    You lick your finger to turn a page or put out a candle. Explains why Charmander hates story time.

  51. Saba Gaming

    Saba Gaming

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  52. Chris Thibedeau

    Chris Thibedeau

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    Billy must die for all the Charmnder to live.

  53. JavienKingPKM


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    Wheres my boy Bulbisaur in this vid?



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    what do you mean long neck? it's a Squirtle!

  55. Penguinsrockrgr8 Yt

    Penguinsrockrgr8 Yt

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    The fallout new Vegas reference was perfect

  56. Jim Samples

    Jim Samples

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    I just found you last night and you bring a smile to my face.

  57. XxSilent-GlitchxX


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    Charmander has a sad life

  58. odabuu


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    No one caught that jet fuel joke on steelix!? 🤣🤣🤣

  59. WOT Nate

    WOT Nate

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    Charmander’s tail isn’t true fire it’s gas fire meaning it doesn’t go out by water

  60. Tony Electionfraud

    Tony Electionfraud

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    Jet fuel cant melt Steelix (beams)

  61. Trey Folkmen

    Trey Folkmen

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    Pretty sure it was stated somewhere, that charmander tail-flame can even burn underwater. It's more like heartbeat, if it stops - you're dead.

  62. Nicolas Uribe

    Nicolas Uribe

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    i love charmander and this is sad :( T-T

  63. Negrow Freeman

    Negrow Freeman

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    Jetfuel lol!

  64. Poké Watchér

    Poké Watchér

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    RIP new Charmander🤣 Edited: and the 3rd one🤣 Somebody kill him

  65. James Corey

    James Corey

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    Charmander doesn't loose his tail fire even under water.

  66. gacha #

    gacha #

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    1:08 fallout new vegas reference

  67. Definitely a George Soros funded bot

    Definitely a George Soros funded bot

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    I wonder who got that joke at 1:30

  68. Sneasel


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  69. Gramdart


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    Wait his charmader was grey... DUDE WHY U GIVE SHINY CHARMANDER A BATH

  70. Firman N

    Firman N

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  71. Bryan Johnstone

    Bryan Johnstone

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    Always hated reading that Charmander entry as a kid, like how long could any creature live if that was a fact.

    • PrincessCrystal


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      It’s an absolute horrible evolutionary trait

    • Bryan Johnstone

      Bryan Johnstone

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      @TurtleDudeProd I assumed that it wasn't a normal flame too as a kid, but season 1 of the anime often showed it being a major problem, IE Charmander's introduction. I do think they retconned this idea later on, & the show isn't that great with the over all cannon.

    • TurtleDudeProd


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      Cuz there are types of flames that can burn even under water, so I would assume the tail flame is a lot harder to put out than just a regular flame. I would assume that fuel and oxygen partially comes from inside charmander’s body and not entirely from the open air.

  72. Burial Brigade Videos

    Burial Brigade Videos

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    1:09 Courier 6 may I ask were is my Platinum Chip?

  73. RunescapeElijah6578


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    1:28 I see what you did there.. >_>

  74. Lynch Reacher

    Lynch Reacher

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    So are they ever going to post anything not Pokémon?

  75. RedRiotRBLX


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    Plot Twist: The pink bloody stuff was elixir.

  76. Phoenixesper1


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    I think we just met rusty's younger cousin.... LMAO

  77. Tovar Amaury

    Tovar Amaury

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    You moter f you killed my favorite pokemon CHARMANDER

  78. Enclave Lieutenant

    Enclave Lieutenant

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    1:10 Yay fallout "new vegas"

  79. Kurt Blomfield

    Kurt Blomfield

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    I love how squartle has a literal long neck

  80. Brandon Mulryan

    Brandon Mulryan

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    And that is why charmander is the worst starter pokemon

  81. Marco Spaulding

    Marco Spaulding

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    So if a 3000 yr old wartortle got excited one day- say it evolved and didn't carry over to living 10,000

  82. Drew Salisbury

    Drew Salisbury

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    “ Not even jet fuel can melt me”, any one else get that reference?

  83. Nogy


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    Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :) Jste borci. Mám moc rád vaší tvorbu.

  84. Aidan Lovick

    Aidan Lovick

    2 сарын өмнө

    “My body is made of pure steel. Not even jet fuel can melt me” ok then..

  85. Ben Kenobi

    Ben Kenobi

    2 сарын өмнө

    A group of Diglets can burrow and sink entire cities

  86. I. Wyrd

    I. Wyrd

    2 сарын өмнө

    Clearly Charmander's trainer should actually *read* the pokedex entry for it.

  87. Eddie Thomas 2 / et maelstrom

    Eddie Thomas 2 / et maelstrom

    2 сарын өмнө

    I have an alternate way for charmander and his evolutions to live eternally and in water: if it holds its flaming tail in its mouth it could both prevent the flame from going out and allow the tail to stay eternally lit by using flamethrower.

  88. Alikhan OO9

    Alikhan OO9

    2 сарын өмнө

    charmander lines tail flame kinda cant went out with water

  89. AndroidFan91


    2 сарын өмнө

    0:14, 0:48, and 1:45, the kid never learns! 😂

  90. PokeObsession


    2 сарын өмнө

    0:30 isn’t the definition of retract to go in or withdrawal?

  91. Starlight Breaker

    Starlight Breaker

    2 сарын өмнө

    I'm steel, not even jet fuel can melt me lol! BASED

  92. Crystal Fox

    Crystal Fox

    2 сарын өмнө

    When i saw the pink blood (atleast i think it's blood) at the blastoise and steelix i thought of danganronpa

  93. Phoedra135


    2 сарын өмнө

    according to Death Battle, Blastoise's Hydro Pump has a power of 90,000 PSI or pounds per square inch. This is more powerful than high pressure water jet cutters, which are used industrially to cut through metal with at least 55,000 PSI

  94. Berserk___ _

    Berserk___ _

    2 сарын өмнө

    The jokes in this are so trash tho

  95. MGTOW Freedom

    MGTOW Freedom

    2 сарын өмнө

    I hate to be "that guy", but that is not the correct lore on the Charmander evolutionary line. The tail flame is merely an indicator of the individual's health, not a literal lifeline. When the Pokemon becomes sick, the flame gets dim and when it dies, the flame is extinguished, not the other way around.

  96. A Tuazon

    A Tuazon

    2 сарын өмнө

    What about a gen

  97. Go BlastNoise

    Go BlastNoise

    2 сарын өмнө


  98. ChubbyCupcake


    2 сарын өмнө

    Oh god,,, Dorkly.. .why?! I never, ever wanted to see a Squirtle's neck...

  99. VANBB


    2 сарын өмнө

    So, blastoise should avoided Sep/11

  100. K Unknown

    K Unknown

    2 сарын өмнө

    Even the mr house part is referencing another game through the setting they're in. I believe the game was called "Contact" for the DS. Under rated game.