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If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Volume 24)

The Slowpoke evolution line has some...issues.
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  1. Riley J

    Riley J

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Tired of Pokémon do something else

  2. Animesh Mathur

    Animesh Mathur

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    U hafta make a vid of Pokemon being disappointed by their mega evolutions

  3. ron paz

    ron paz

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    your stubbornness on making everything super violent and gory EACH AND EVERY VIDEO is so cringey. it reeks of 2012 edgy internet vibes. come to think of it, that was your peek.

  4. Anne Salva

    Anne Salva

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    Slowpoke is basically your son

  5. Антон Злобин

    Антон Злобин

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Why I’m hearing Dan from Game Grumps

  6. Deezel does gaming 2

    Deezel does gaming 2

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    0:42 evolving in a nutshell



    18 өдрийн өмнө

    Esses pokemons sao os esquerdistas no mundo real

  8. psychic trainer man

    psychic trainer man

    18 өдрийн өмнө

    Literal or not shellder is a symbiote not a parasite

  9. Steveluvscows


    20 өдрийн өмнө

    "Ohoho hey! ...Hey yeah, it _COULD_ get stupider." -Pidgey

  10. Jon Edgren

    Jon Edgren

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    What did he hand pidgey?

  11. Retro_WrathX13


    25 өдрийн өмнө

    And at this time tomorrow, the slowpoke will realize it doesn’t have a phone anymore

  12. JayToPlay


    27 өдрийн өмнө


  13. SmashProX


    27 өдрийн өмнө

    Wooooow, lazy, everyone knows Slowpoke's tail grows back.

  14. The Nd

    The Nd

    28 өдрийн өмнө

    Makes me wonder why the shellder line isn't water poison or ice poison

  15. Josh Creator GALAXY

    Josh Creator GALAXY

    29 өдрийн өмнө

    1:45 If Ash Ketchum Really died like that wearing that Shell too long in Sword & Shield,Serena from XY&Z will be so sorry for him.🌌📺😭

  16. Alucard Hellsing

    Alucard Hellsing

    29 өдрийн өмнө

    The only evolved was shelldar



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    "Bruh my slowbro turned back into a slowpoke" 0:50

  18. RadRaptor


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    alternate title: slowpoke's are stupid

  19. Kendall Simington

    Kendall Simington

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    Shit video



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    Please Make A Game Where Pokémon Catches Human.

  21. Ty TheWhy

    Ty TheWhy

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    I love the part with the slowpokes.

  22. JoshsNow


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    Good to see Tails playing a Pokemon

  23. imperlast2


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    thinks about the galarian lineof slowpoke

  24. Josh Creator GALAXY

    Josh Creator GALAXY

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    0:57 Wait,why is the Slowpokes blood red instead, of Purple blood from all pokemon in the Other Pokedex Entrie videos?🌌💻🎞

  25. Josh Creator GALAXY

    Josh Creator GALAXY

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    1:26 ain't that the same Slowking in the first Pokedex Enteri Video?🌌💻

  26. Game God

    Game God

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    mega slowbro's ultra sun pokedex entry: "Tremendous energy strengthened the power of the Shellder on its tail, but it doesn't really affect Slowpoke." so basically it's perfectly fine

  27. TheMellyBellies


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    Ok...the fact that it’s canon that a slowbro can “devolve” into a slowpoke again, why hasn’t any science been done in any Pokémon game to reverse evolution? That’s truly interesting.

  28. Ellie Nugent

    Ellie Nugent

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    The Slowpoke: Yoll, lets mega evol- Spearow: NO

  29. Game and Time

    Game and Time

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    The Shell would dye without the slowpoke, It wouldn't bite down that damn hard. Smh.

  30. Derp Howard

    Derp Howard

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    "Oh no slowpokes evolving"

  31. sans50's animations

    sans50's animations

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    Slowpoke's voice tho lmao

  32. Sapphiet1


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    Good to know

  33. Kyle Carattini

    Kyle Carattini

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    Nobody ever says anything about it not really being shellder

  34. Keisha Jungay

    Keisha Jungay

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    Yes slowbro it's because you have a better attack stat

  35. Dweam


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    Slowpoke grow there tails back

  36. Big Al

    Big Al

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    Best videos on MNmore

  37. Panda Z1L74

    Panda Z1L74

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    do mega evolves pls

  38. Deadly Dingus

    Deadly Dingus

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    I was never a fan of this line tbh.

  39. Rockdjjs


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    Im 13 and I don't care how violence this was, it still funny...

  40. favourite of all time

    favourite of all time

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    Bro from where bro u get those super duper sounds

  41. putu widwan pradifta

    putu widwan pradifta

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    I don't know that fly is a pokemon

  42. XxSilent-GlitchxX


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    So slow king basically use drugs to be smart lol

  43. Surya Majumdar

    Surya Majumdar

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    I dunno why, but there's something about the way Pidgey says that last 'Good to know!' that cracks me up. I keep rewatching this vid just for that one line.

  44. emeraldtaco


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    Just wait til they meet Galarian Slowbro/Slowking

  45. Jud Barry

    Jud Barry

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    Dude slowpokes my fav pokemon

  46. 0


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    Oh shit

  47. duddude321


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    Given that the Bro and King evolutions are a symbiotic relationship I doubt the Shelder are that dangerous to the Slowpoke. The Sharpedo would chew off the Slowpoke's tail and fall back into the water long before it could cause any major damage. Yes, I know, I'm ruining the humor.

  48. Diyana Haziqah

    Diyana Haziqah

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    My pokemon trainer friend who has a slowpoke: what are you eating there? Pokemon Trainer me: A beaver tail. Dyed Pink.

  49. Soge 01

    Soge 01

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    And then came along the Galorian evolutions... Pidgey: "Oh, for f*ck sakes!"

  50. Phantom Paws

    Phantom Paws

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  51. Bob Jones

    Bob Jones

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    When a shark bites the tail of a Slowpoke, it evovles into a Sharknado, the stupidest thing to have ever existed on.the face of the Earth.

  52. Chopperbros advance

    Chopperbros advance

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    I just compared your shitty jokes to family guy btw and that's an insult

  53. Chopperbros advance

    Chopperbros advance

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    Slowpoke tails grow back, maybe play more than 2 games before you make a funny shocking tail bleeding scene.

  54. theskymilotic


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    slowpokes evolutions get dumber with their galarian forms lol

  55. Ecky Boi

    Ecky Boi

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    What was the “mega evolution”. I think it was just a straight up piece of poo...

  56. Zeborak


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    His tail wouldn't bleed like that, according to the dex, they just grow back later, it happens so often that the slowpoke don't really care, and also, the shellder don't bite hard enough to break your skull, so ease up pal

  57. DIY Hamster World

    DIY Hamster World

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    Hello I love your video so much🔰🌻🌺🍎🍍🐹

  58. john doe

    john doe

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    Guys as for what if ...,,what if after slowpoke evolve into slow bro and if his tail is cut off for some good or needed reason will he still be slowbro or he will convert back into slowpoke

  59. David Ridgely

    David Ridgely

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    But Galar Slowpoke bruh ;P

  60. D҉a҉r҉k҉ ҉A҉n҉g҉e҉l҉

    D҉a҉r҉k҉ ҉A҉n҉g҉e҉l҉

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    Wait a second. That's not Pokemon flies

  61. jd wii

    jd wii

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    Ok. That is NOT a goddamn shellder. It's never been a shellder. They just call it shellder

  62. Noah Buie

    Noah Buie

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    Please don't say God's name in vain

  63. GothMoth 2020

    GothMoth 2020

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    I need more Pidgey. Literally.

  64. Even the Steven

    Even the Steven

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    Video two of asking for more red and Scyther

  65. Trainer Red

    Trainer Red

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    That female slowpoke getting killed was so satisfyinng to watch and the sawed off head made it even better

  66. juan camilo martinez hurtado

    juan camilo martinez hurtado

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  67. Patrick Collins

    Patrick Collins

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    Aww shot ,had to look up the mega evolution lol

  68. Jason Sharpless

    Jason Sharpless

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    Wait until he hears about Galarian Slowking...

  69. CatoLongHair


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    Always a hilarious time!

  70. Alec Aquino

    Alec Aquino

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    Looks like Dorkly has reached its creative apex.

  71. Maddysin Leigh

    Maddysin Leigh

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    The tail grows back.

  72. Chris Barone

    Chris Barone

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    Mario reacts to Mario goes berserk!

  73. Ratha Ouk

    Ratha Ouk

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    make mega man goes berserk

  74. Denise Chan VSSEDragon3 Dinzydragon

    Denise Chan VSSEDragon3 Dinzydragon

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    Savior Pidgey is here

  75. Volt


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    Dorkly loves pokemon

  76. Alphonso Frett

    Alphonso Frett

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    Thanks again for sharing your hard work

  77. Antonia Corrales

    Antonia Corrales

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    Love how pidgey kills sharpedo

  78. Yui Hirasawa

    Yui Hirasawa

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    Huh, neat

  79. Papa Wheely

    Papa Wheely

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    For those who don't know, Slowbro is stronger than Slowpoke because it's actually less intelligent. The pain of being constantly bitten grounds it in reality, which takes up more of its brain power, but makes it more capable of using it.

  80. Ja wa

    Ja wa

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    There’s 666k biews

  81. good Morning xyz 1

    good Morning xyz 1

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    Fake slowpoke tale doesn't bleed and always comes off people even eat them

  82. FIRETEAM 2121

    FIRETEAM 2121

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    I just realized the second half of DHMIS 3 synced perfectly with a geometry dash level my life is complete.

  83. David C

    David C

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    Galarian versions video next.

  84. RemixV4


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    i'm loving these evolution line stories

  85. Lu Lwin

    Lu Lwin

    Сарын өмнө

    Remember when he said his channel dying

  86. Richard St James

    Richard St James

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    I just realized Dorkly made a series on a smart trainer and on a dumb trainer

  87. Chris Barone

    Chris Barone

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    *Video Idea:* Mario reacts To Mario Goes Berserk! Well? What do you think of my idea?

  88. Gabriel Mambo

    Gabriel Mambo

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    ...That was gruesome...

  89. Michael Good

    Michael Good

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    When is Peanut Butter returning? I want to see more of Peanut Butter and Badoof. yes, I called Bad Bidoof Badoof.

  90. Nicholas Pokorny

    Nicholas Pokorny

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    The Bellsprout line. Also, do you plan on covering regional variants?

  91. R.I.P. Link

    R.I.P. Link

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    There's a guy that's using your "If video games were 25% more realistic" video without giving you guys credit or saying fair use

  92. HeroLowPad05Duo


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    This made me laughed till i almost choked to death

  93. Josh Creator GALAXY

    Josh Creator GALAXY

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    Steven.U is Slowpoke (Steven Universe📺🌌)

  94. chr0min0id 04

    chr0min0id 04

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    Waiting for a zubat episode with a Zubatman reference lol

  95. Redglade128


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    Dorkly is officially now a pokemon channek

  96. Oliver Garrett

    Oliver Garrett

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    Why can’t you put in parasect

  97. kendrick starr

    kendrick starr

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    Can we do anything other then pokemon vids?

  98. House


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    Does anyone know what’s the outro song?

  99. Starlite the Cat

    Starlite the Cat

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    That Pidgey sounds like the guy that plays Tails in Sonic For Hire

  100. TheElevenFirst


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    I’m so glad dorky hasn’t shut down yet, even after 2020, I hope they keep it up!