stop pls

You know everyone should be dead by now except for Nurse Joy

Pidgeot’s wings clipped through the door of the Pokécenter

why he dont help that men

1:35 Pidgoet use fly..... we're gonna to fucking die!!! 🤣

Pidgeot's Pokédex entry always stuck in my mind as a kid, because flying at Mach 2 would be awesome/terrifying.

I liked that pidgeot entre that made me like this 👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭(laughed loudly)🤣🤣🤣🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤪🤯🤪🤪🤪

Mach 2 speed is twice the speed of sound.

Was waiting for the healing jingle at the end xD

Either the person that wrote these entries was a drug addict or humans wouldn’t last five seconds in the real Pokémon world

This starts with the reaction of everyone who ever claimed that gen 1 was better than gen 3 or 4.

Pidgey:my true home! Me:undertale reference

1:51 yes poke vet lets ignore the child that is on the groung bleeding no worries he'll be fine

1:26

Pretty sure Pidgeot would have some sort of adaptations to be able to handle flying at those speeds. Even if it's just an instinctual understanding to _SLOW DOWN_ before landing. There is very likely something wrong with that particular Pidgeot.

I thought it was mach 20?

" pidgeotto use fly ---- were gonna f***ng die " kinda rhymes :')

1:39-1:42 easily the funniest shit ever not expecting to laugh that hard

Pidgeot use fly WERE GONNA FUCKING DIE pidgeot has killed himself Trainer has died

"First of all, this makes no fuckin sense." 🤣🤣🤣

This one kinda sucks too

1:48 Does this count if the kid is dying next to a forest ? His spirit can still turn into the tree stump pokemon right ?

yeah, the pokemon world is so balanced... pokemon are the salves that have to battle day after day, burn eachother alive, freeze eachother with extreme cold, pleasure the humans both with combat and... *ahem* for the gardevoir, lopunny, sylveon,... gentlemen, body pleasure... however, they get free health care, they get luxurious treatments in pokemalls,... while the humans get to go to the red pokemon districts but if they get aids, fall down a cliff, get their nail chipped,... they have to suck it up and stop being a whiny little sh*t... seems totally balanced to me XD

Really on the pokemon there are hospital for pokemon but where are the hospital for the Pokemon trainer :V

"Pidgeot use fly!" "WERE GONNA F**KIN DIE!!!!"

Love the homey the clown reference Homey dont play dat🤣

I was hoping for the Mega Evolution entry

when i was chilling inside here waiting to fly in 2024 and watch this video Me in the hangar: Being Nervous

The Pidgeot scene reminds me of the earlier episode of the simpson where Smithers was peddling the bike and he's allergic to bees, so Mr. Burns smacks him in the face to get rid of the bee, but instead Smithers got stung. He started peddling to the hospital and they both collapse. The doctors went and grabbed Mr. Burns but not Smithers.

This is my favorite laugh on youtube.

Nurse: OMG WE GONNA SAVE HIM Also nurse: drag the Pokémon and not the human Me: hey what about the kid I know you always heel Pokémon but how that Pokémon gonna fight without it’s trainer

You can’t blame pidgey if he just wants to go home

The nurse is so rude... She forgot to say Thanks, have a nice day

That was freaking hilarious.

1:53 Who else was waiting for: “Holy smokes! You need booze!”

OK, OK, BUT WHY THE HELL HE DOESN'T JUST SLOW DOWN?

lmao I love Pokemon Center

Please don't say God's name in vain

Pigeot got me 🤣🤣🤣

That’s the point of pokey centers why are the only healing Pokémon if they see a dead body right next to the Pokémon this is strange

Pidgeot! Use fly! WERE GONNA FUCKING DIEEEE

It would be really funny if the classic Pokémon Center healing was played while tending to Pidgeot while the trainer outside rots.

Missed opportunity to play the healing sound fxs after pulling Pigeot into the PKMN center.

Pigeot lives matters

"Were gonna fuckin diee"

I love the last scene the best its funny Were gonna fucking die! Lol

"Crisis level fucked up"

"We're gonna fucking die!!" Pidgeot: "we"?

I didn't know it could fly at mach 2 😂😂😂 I died when I saw thar

So Pigeot can go 1,500 mph.....damn

we going fucking die, i watch 15 time . I'm crying

WERE GONNA FUCKING DIE BOOOOOOM

“Pidgeot use fly WE’RE GUNNA F*ING DIEEEEE” Did not know there was going to be poetry here

Can you make " we are gonna fucking die" into a meme

0:28 Jhoto Region (Gold/Silver/Crystal) and 0:35 Kanto Region (Red/Blue/Yellow)

It does and at 1:45 lmfao

1:38 me every time I ride down a hill

Pidgeot is actually pronounced "pidge-jet" as the name derives from the term "jet". Why it's spelled that way, I don't fucking know. But yeah, it's been very consistently mispronounced.

1:45 *P.E.T.A loved this*

Wow. I havent laughed that hard in a while

Pokecenters probably get the majority of their business pulling out hooks from the mouths of freshly caught water types, lets be real here. Ya pull up a feebas, catch it, and its hooks stuck and ya dont wanna hurt it by ripping it out. Poor nurse joy probably has a whole warehouse of tools just for pulling out hooks from everything from gyarados to krabby to lil barboach in there. I don't envy pulling a fishook from big angry pokemon bigger than your pokecenter

WE’RE GONNA FUCKING DIE! Hahahahhaa

The music generation change was a really nice touch

I haven't seen anyone say this so I am. Gen 3 is not compatible with gen 1 and 2

Is this the reason why you land in front of Poké-Centers everytime you use fly? O.O

Pidgeot made my day!

Get riders with G suits to survive the extreme speeds then have express deliveries by pigeot

1:35 sounds like boingo from jojos bizzare adventures

Pidgey straight up ripped a hole in the fabric of reality’s design

1:39 WE’RE GUNNA FUCKIN DIIIIE

1:38 WE GONNA FUCKIN DIE !!!!

Lol

Mach f*cking 2 ... for a bird ... Why is the pokedex telling so much weird stuff ?

Imagine using a Mega Pidgeot to fly. I think I would die in a lot more pain.

Pidgeot's entry was so good I am ignoring how shitty the previous ones were

1:39 WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIEEE!!

“How am I supposed to move you 60 miles?” It could grip it by the husk

I was actually waiting for the pokecenter healing music at the end. Lol

1:39

Missed opportunity to play the healing music

Ha, you think Mach 2 is fast? Inteleon fires water out of its fingertips at Mach 3!

Mach 2? Why? just put like a large number no kid ever read all of these what was the point?

When you realize that Pidgeot has enough intetnal storage to download Uber but you don't

You know what, I laughed

3:38 Me using Crystal Dash in Hollowknight

Funny thing is the Pokemon Company probably doesn't want to die out, meaning this guy will have an infinite amount of material to use for his videos! Really good career choice (Assuming he gets paid well for it)

To be honest that last one actually makes sense. It's called a Pokémon Center, not a Hospital for All Creatures 🤣

That Pidgey transition was awesome.

Think Twice Before You Ride Pidgeot! (Speeds Up To 1,534.538296... Mph, Is 10% Of Koro-Sensei’s Speed Of Mach 20 From “Assassination Classroom”!) Wear A Helmet, As Well As Protective Armor To Resist Against Super Quick Engines! (Aerial, Or Not... If You Don’t, You’re Going To Be Shredded To The Bone, By Losing Everything On Your Body!)

Anyone else note that the pokemart was next to the pokehospitol lol

Language

Just gonna leave a dead guy laying there in the street huh? ...Eh, kinda reminds me of skyrim... ( people there don't seem to give a crap either.)

i laughed my ass off after what nurse joy did like wtf

I'm damn sure that you started watching Pokemon from scratch

We’re gonna fing die!! Okay that got a chuckle outta me

0:32 did Pidgey just time travel to Yellow version? (Kanto region)???

Fun fact mach2 is twice the speed of sound, and travelling at that speed, you can't hear anything behind you

So....Pigeot gonna be okay?

A kid riding a Pidgeot hitting the ground at mach 2, there would be nothing left to save. just a thin layer of blood and tiny meat fragments covering everything within a 80 foot radius. perhaps tiny bone fragments embedded into the sides of buildings.

Pidgeot CAN fly that fast, that doesnt mean that they always do that when a "trainer" on its back!! There is a thing for them called "training" right? Another thing, no matter how fast a creature flies, they always have a flight control and a way to brake their velocity!!! Who is this drunk, making useless literal pokedex logic videos???