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If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Volume 22)

Pidgey, Pidgeotto, and Pidgeot's Pokedex entries are...weird.
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  1. Shane Hart

    Shane Hart

    Өдрийн өмнө

    stop pls

  2. Samuel Montano

    Samuel Montano

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    You know everyone should be dead by now except for Nurse Joy

  3. MrBlakeBoy

    MrBlakeBoy

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    Pidgeot’s wings clipped through the door of the Pokécenter

  4. Nikhil George

    Nikhil George

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    why he dont help that men

  5. TheDarkAngelStorm

    TheDarkAngelStorm

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    1:35 Pidgoet use fly..... we're gonna to fucking die!!! 🤣

  6. John Martinez

    John Martinez

    18 өдрийн өмнө

    Pidgeot's Pokédex entry always stuck in my mind as a kid, because flying at Mach 2 would be awesome/terrifying.

  7. Annie Rodrigues

    Annie Rodrigues

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    I liked that pidgeot entre that made me like this 👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭(laughed loudly)🤣🤣🤣🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤪🤯🤪🤪🤪

  8. SM69 Animations

    SM69 Animations

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    Mach 2 speed is twice the speed of sound.

  9. Glitchin Awesome

    Glitchin Awesome

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    Was waiting for the healing jingle at the end xD

  10. Human Person

    Human Person

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Either the person that wrote these entries was a drug addict or humans wouldn’t last five seconds in the real Pokémon world

  11. Gaming Elementalist

    Gaming Elementalist

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    This starts with the reaction of everyone who ever claimed that gen 1 was better than gen 3 or 4.

  12. Faith Beveridge-White

    Faith Beveridge-White

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Pidgey:my true home! Me:undertale reference

  13. Drake Sessions

    Drake Sessions

    26 өдрийн өмнө

    1:51 yes poke vet lets ignore the child that is on the groung bleeding no worries he'll be fine

  14. Avremi Rine

    Avremi Rine

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    1:26

  15. VestedUTuber

    VestedUTuber

    28 өдрийн өмнө

    Pretty sure Pidgeot would have some sort of adaptations to be able to handle flying at those speeds. Even if it's just an instinctual understanding to _SLOW DOWN_ before landing. There is very likely something wrong with that particular Pidgeot.

  16. Cesar Castillo

    Cesar Castillo

    29 өдрийн өмнө

    I thought it was mach 20?

  17. Ayona Kill

    Ayona Kill

    Сарын өмнө

    " pidgeotto use fly ---- were gonna f***ng die " kinda rhymes :')

  18. A1 Poet313

    A1 Poet313

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    1:39-1:42 easily the funniest shit ever not expecting to laugh that hard

  19. Wind Warrior

    Wind Warrior

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    Pidgeot use fly WERE GONNA FUCKING DIE pidgeot has killed himself Trainer has died

  20. The Batch

    The Batch

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    "First of all, this makes no fuckin sense." 🤣🤣🤣

  21. Kendall Simington

    Kendall Simington

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    This one kinda sucks too

  22. Dr. Pepper

    Dr. Pepper

    Сарын өмнө

    1:48 Does this count if the kid is dying next to a forest ? His spirit can still turn into the tree stump pokemon right ?

  23. Basian

    Basian

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    yeah, the pokemon world is so balanced... pokemon are the salves that have to battle day after day, burn eachother alive, freeze eachother with extreme cold, pleasure the humans both with combat and... *ahem* for the gardevoir, lopunny, sylveon,... gentlemen, body pleasure... however, they get free health care, they get luxurious treatments in pokemalls,... while the humans get to go to the red pokemon districts but if they get aids, fall down a cliff, get their nail chipped,... they have to suck it up and stop being a whiny little sh*t... seems totally balanced to me XD

  24. glorykk10 r

    glorykk10 r

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    Really on the pokemon there are hospital for pokemon but where are the hospital for the Pokemon trainer :V

  25. sarah lapaglia

    sarah lapaglia

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    "Pidgeot use fly!" "WERE GONNA F**KIN DIE!!!!"

  26. Crazy Eli's Games

    Crazy Eli's Games

    Сарын өмнө

    Love the homey the clown reference Homey dont play dat🤣

  27. 904funny

    904funny

    Сарын өмнө

    I was hoping for the Mega Evolution entry

  28. KAI KF-X /Courageous Falcon 2022

    KAI KF-X /Courageous Falcon 2022

    Сарын өмнө

    when i was chilling inside here waiting to fly in 2024 and watch this video Me in the hangar: Being Nervous

  29. AndroidFan91

    AndroidFan91

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    The Pidgeot scene reminds me of the earlier episode of the simpson where Smithers was peddling the bike and he's allergic to bees, so Mr. Burns smacks him in the face to get rid of the bee, but instead Smithers got stung. He started peddling to the hospital and they both collapse. The doctors went and grabbed Mr. Burns but not Smithers.

  30. Matthew Dancz

    Matthew Dancz

    Сарын өмнө

    This is my favorite laugh on youtube.

  31. Woken Lunatic

    Woken Lunatic

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    Nurse: OMG WE GONNA SAVE HIM Also nurse: drag the Pokémon and not the human Me: hey what about the kid I know you always heel Pokémon but how that Pokémon gonna fight without it’s trainer

  32. XxSilent-GlitchxX

    XxSilent-GlitchxX

    Сарын өмнө

    You can’t blame pidgey if he just wants to go home

  33. Christopher Irusan

    Christopher Irusan

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    The nurse is so rude... She forgot to say Thanks, have a nice day

  34. mohamed Ashraf

    mohamed Ashraf

    Сарын өмнө

    That was freaking hilarious.

  35. #SlamG !

    #SlamG !

    Сарын өмнө

    1:53 Who else was waiting for: “Holy smokes! You need booze!”

  36. Yasmin Maria

    Yasmin Maria

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    OK, OK, BUT WHY THE HELL HE DOESN'T JUST SLOW DOWN?

  37. Istaka

    Istaka

    Сарын өмнө

    lmao I love Pokemon Center

  38. Noah Buie

    Noah Buie

    Сарын өмнө

    Please don't say God's name in vain

  39. Precious Gabriel

    Precious Gabriel

    Сарын өмнө

    Pigeot got me 🤣🤣🤣

  40. Jacob Genao

    Jacob Genao

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    That’s the point of pokey centers why are the only healing Pokémon if they see a dead body right next to the Pokémon this is strange

  41. Golden Experience Fortnite and Roblox

    Golden Experience Fortnite and Roblox

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    Pidgeot! Use fly! WERE GONNA FUCKING DIEEEE

  42. Nico Navarro

    Nico Navarro

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    It would be really funny if the classic Pokémon Center healing was played while tending to Pidgeot while the trainer outside rots.

  43. Don Gadson

    Don Gadson

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    Missed opportunity to play the healing sound fxs after pulling Pigeot into the PKMN center.

  44. thenewjord50

    thenewjord50

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    Pigeot lives matters

  45. Cody Bernhardt

    Cody Bernhardt

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    "Were gonna fuckin diee"

  46. Age of Leviathan

    Age of Leviathan

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    I love the last scene the best its funny Were gonna fucking die! Lol

  47. Alastor Strawberry Pimp

    Alastor Strawberry Pimp

    Сарын өмнө

    "Crisis level fucked up"

  48. Mati Carrey

    Mati Carrey

    Сарын өмнө

    "We're gonna fucking die!!" Pidgeot: "we"?

  49. Joshua Blackmon

    Joshua Blackmon

    Сарын өмнө

    I didn't know it could fly at mach 2 😂😂😂 I died when I saw thar

  50. Wolfpackflt670

    Wolfpackflt670

    Сарын өмнө

    So Pigeot can go 1,500 mph.....damn

  51. dominic hart

    dominic hart

    Сарын өмнө

    we going fucking die, i watch 15 time . I'm crying

  52. Killer Queen

    Killer Queen

    Сарын өмнө

    WERE GONNA FUCKING DIE BOOOOOOM

  53. PTahBerry

    PTahBerry

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    “Pidgeot use fly WE’RE GUNNA F*ING DIEEEEE” Did not know there was going to be poetry here

  54. TheRocosi

    TheRocosi

    Сарын өмнө

    Can you make " we are gonna fucking die" into a meme

  55. Denise Chan VSSEDragon3 Dinzydragon

    Denise Chan VSSEDragon3 Dinzydragon

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    0:28 Jhoto Region (Gold/Silver/Crystal) and 0:35 Kanto Region (Red/Blue/Yellow)

  56. Sunny Detty

    Sunny Detty

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    It does and at 1:45 lmfao

  57. Content Cop

    Content Cop

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    1:38 me every time I ride down a hill

  58. Elijah Park

    Elijah Park

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    Pidgeot is actually pronounced "pidge-jet" as the name derives from the term "jet". Why it's spelled that way, I don't fucking know. But yeah, it's been very consistently mispronounced.

  59. David Maclean

    David Maclean

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    1:45 *P.E.T.A loved this*

  60. Marco Felipe Ribeiro

    Marco Felipe Ribeiro

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    Wow. I havent laughed that hard in a while

  61. Sinn Bloodsworth

    Sinn Bloodsworth

    Сарын өмнө

    Pokecenters probably get the majority of their business pulling out hooks from the mouths of freshly caught water types, lets be real here. Ya pull up a feebas, catch it, and its hooks stuck and ya dont wanna hurt it by ripping it out. Poor nurse joy probably has a whole warehouse of tools just for pulling out hooks from everything from gyarados to krabby to lil barboach in there. I don't envy pulling a fishook from big angry pokemon bigger than your pokecenter

  62. Brad Lees

    Brad Lees

    Сарын өмнө

    WE’RE GONNA FUCKING DIE! Hahahahhaa

  63. Scout O'Brien

    Scout O'Brien

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    The music generation change was a really nice touch

  64. Eviyon Wygant

    Eviyon Wygant

    Сарын өмнө

    I haven't seen anyone say this so I am. Gen 3 is not compatible with gen 1 and 2

  65. NinakiChan

    NinakiChan

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    Is this the reason why you land in front of Poké-Centers everytime you use fly? O.O

  66. REALmyenemy

    REALmyenemy

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    Pidgeot made my day!

  67. Sean Wisniewski

    Sean Wisniewski

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    Get riders with G suits to survive the extreme speeds then have express deliveries by pigeot

  68. drakesayshi

    drakesayshi

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    1:35 sounds like boingo from jojos bizzare adventures

  69. Maria Ross

    Maria Ross

    2 сарын өмнө

    Pidgey straight up ripped a hole in the fabric of reality’s design

  70. Phantom Paws

    Phantom Paws

    2 сарын өмнө

    1:39 WE’RE GUNNA FUCKIN DIIIIE

  71. Miguel Cunha kowalski

    Miguel Cunha kowalski

    2 сарын өмнө

    1:38 WE GONNA FUCKIN DIE !!!!

  72. hhris C

    hhris C

    2 сарын өмнө

    Lol

  73. SilverFoxy

    SilverFoxy

    2 сарын өмнө

    Mach f*cking 2 ... for a bird ... Why is the pokedex telling so much weird stuff ?

  74. Dương Văn Pháp Việt lớp 7A8

    Dương Văn Pháp Việt lớp 7A8

    2 сарын өмнө

    Imagine using a Mega Pidgeot to fly. I think I would die in a lot more pain.

  75. Charlie Kelmeckis

    Charlie Kelmeckis

    2 сарын өмнө

    Pidgeot's entry was so good I am ignoring how shitty the previous ones were

  76. Tai Alle

    Tai Alle

    2 сарын өмнө

    1:39 WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIEEE!!

  77. Gyre Brillig

    Gyre Brillig

    2 сарын өмнө

    “How am I supposed to move you 60 miles?” It could grip it by the husk

  78. Zero0004

    Zero0004

    2 сарын өмнө

    I was actually waiting for the pokecenter healing music at the end. Lol

  79. Ninjaboy SM

    Ninjaboy SM

    2 сарын өмнө

    1:39

  80. jamesyoung16

    jamesyoung16

    2 сарын өмнө

    Missed opportunity to play the healing music

  81. TrimericName635

    TrimericName635

    2 сарын өмнө

    Ha, you think Mach 2 is fast? Inteleon fires water out of its fingertips at Mach 3!

  82. Jacey Simmons

    Jacey Simmons

    2 сарын өмнө

    Mach 2? Why? just put like a large number no kid ever read all of these what was the point?

    • First name Last name

      First name Last name

      2 сарын өмнө

      Yes.

  83. Triple M

    Triple M

    2 сарын өмнө

    When you realize that Pidgeot has enough intetnal storage to download Uber but you don't

  84. Triple M

    Triple M

    2 сарын өмнө

    You know what, I laughed

  85. Karak Dalík

    Karak Dalík

    2 сарын өмнө

    3:38 Me using Crystal Dash in Hollowknight

  86. Shadow 64

    Shadow 64

    2 сарын өмнө

    Funny thing is the Pokemon Company probably doesn't want to die out, meaning this guy will have an infinite amount of material to use for his videos! Really good career choice (Assuming he gets paid well for it)

  87. Shadow 64

    Shadow 64

    2 сарын өмнө

    To be honest that last one actually makes sense. It's called a Pokémon Center, not a Hospital for All Creatures 🤣

  88. Sencilia

    Sencilia

    2 сарын өмнө

    That Pidgey transition was awesome.

  89. AnimeFanGamer277 Ominous_Abyssal_Dark_Creator743

    AnimeFanGamer277 Ominous_Abyssal_Dark_Creator743

    2 сарын өмнө

    Think Twice Before You Ride Pidgeot! (Speeds Up To 1,534.538296... Mph, Is 10% Of Koro-Sensei’s Speed Of Mach 20 From “Assassination Classroom”!) Wear A Helmet, As Well As Protective Armor To Resist Against Super Quick Engines! (Aerial, Or Not... If You Don’t, You’re Going To Be Shredded To The Bone, By Losing Everything On Your Body!)

  90. Your_ Name_Here

    Your_ Name_Here

    2 сарын өмнө

    Anyone else note that the pokemart was next to the pokehospitol lol

  91. Ethan M

    Ethan M

    2 сарын өмнө

    Language

  92. jane cochran

    jane cochran

    2 сарын өмнө

    Just gonna leave a dead guy laying there in the street huh? ...Eh, kinda reminds me of skyrim... ( people there don't seem to give a crap either.)

  93. Reinan Roxas

    Reinan Roxas

    2 сарын өмнө

    i laughed my ass off after what nurse joy did like wtf

  94. Gautham Surathkal

    Gautham Surathkal

    2 сарын өмнө

    I'm damn sure that you started watching Pokemon from scratch

  95. Waffle Syrup

    Waffle Syrup

    2 сарын өмнө

    We’re gonna fing die!! Okay that got a chuckle outta me

  96. Rusli1659 LP Soldier

    Rusli1659 LP Soldier

    2 сарын өмнө

    0:32 did Pidgey just time travel to Yellow version? (Kanto region)???

  97. maverick29er

    maverick29er

    2 сарын өмнө

    Fun fact mach2 is twice the speed of sound, and travelling at that speed, you can't hear anything behind you

  98. CatoLongHair

    CatoLongHair

    2 сарын өмнө

    So....Pigeot gonna be okay?

  99. Freeasabird

    Freeasabird

    2 сарын өмнө

    A kid riding a Pidgeot hitting the ground at mach 2, there would be nothing left to save. just a thin layer of blood and tiny meat fragments covering everything within a 80 foot radius. perhaps tiny bone fragments embedded into the sides of buildings.

  100. Dead Shade

    Dead Shade

    2 сарын өмнө

    Pidgeot CAN fly that fast, that doesnt mean that they always do that when a "trainer" on its back!! There is a thing for them called "training" right? Another thing, no matter how fast a creature flies, they always have a flight control and a way to brake their velocity!!! Who is this drunk, making useless literal pokedex logic videos???

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