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If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Volume 20)

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  1. fishpop


    12 цагийн өмнө

    Zapdos: "It has the bullshit ability to use a lightning bolt to break out of a Pokéball, even if it was a successful capture."

  2. Strawberry Salamander

    Strawberry Salamander

    13 цагийн өмнө

    Zapdos: *is literally barreling towards the ground at terminal velocity* Also Zapdos: _e h_

  3. Cherrify


    16 цагийн өмнө

    I could punch a bird

  4. Felipe Vital

    Felipe Vital

    20 цагийн өмнө

    This video is missing at your playlist! Just warning ya!

  5. Gaming Elementalist

    Gaming Elementalist

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Holly shit I just realized it's not Zapados. Why is there no vowel there!?

  6. SepticFlam64


    Өдрийн өмнө

    This is wrong new was discovered before mewtwo mew is 150

  7. It4int0ver


    3 өдрийн өмнө

    Zapdos doesn’t make sense. If its powered up by lightning bolts, it for sure won’t be killed by them

  8. Christian Kölbesberger

    Christian Kölbesberger

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    The Mew thing is just hilarious X'D Well not exactly for Mew and anyone suffering the same fate but i doubt they owe as much as Mew

  9. chechito Soria

    chechito Soria

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Articuno is kind of a dick

  10. Adrian Pietras

    Adrian Pietras

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    It wasnt articuno full pokedex entry

  11. TheSilverPhoenix100


    6 өдрийн өмнө

    So what came first....Mew or Arceus ?

  12. Woken Lunatic

    Woken Lunatic

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    What everyone think of Moltres: a legendary Pokémon What Smokey The Bear think of Moltres: a flying flaming demon

  13. Silent


    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Ice bird kills in cold Electrical bird gets to hyper in thunder Fire birds cause forest fire Mew = Nee parent

  14. Nikolai13


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Mew doesn't make love. Mew FUCKS.

  15. Santiago Silva

    Santiago Silva

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    So Zapdos is like Kaminari from My Hero Academia?

  16. Alain Ali

    Alain Ali

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Moltres used Flash! ...Would a Shiny Moltres be Female or gay?

  17. frostだげ


    12 өдрийн өмнө


  18. Unkown Idiot

    Unkown Idiot

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    Gender reveal with a pronoun of "he", Well.

  19. Daequan Hendricks

    Daequan Hendricks

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    Uhoh edit: auto change change my mew has child support issues 1500+ kids

  20. Some random guy that likes anime

    Some random guy that likes anime

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    "Oh God it's doing a gender reveal " * Californians breathing heavily *

  21. The Future President of America

    The Future President of America

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    The Ending with Mew made me roll on the floor with laughter

  22. Sonic Dreamer

    Sonic Dreamer

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    Scattering his embers “DOING IT” over the forest then a gender reveal that’s how i heard it

  23. War Beavers

    War Beavers

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Wouldn't 23 and me show its ancestors?

  24. TheTrueRman


    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Zapdos be like Bender doin Electricity! AWWWWWW YEAAAAH!

  25. Flavius Bercea

    Flavius Bercea

    15 өдрийн өмнө


  26. Harry XXX

    Harry XXX

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    Articuni always wins I wonder why

  27. Denise Chan VSSEDragon3 Dinzydragon

    Denise Chan VSSEDragon3 Dinzydragon

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    0:22 Articuno is voiced by a woman, nice and sexy, Articuno wins again bro/sis

  28. John Mulder

    John Mulder

    18 өдрийн өмнө

    He’s doing a gender reveal lmfao

  29. Londonlink


    18 өдрийн өмнө

    Was that the ice climber

  30. HP64


    20 өдрийн өмнө

    Did anybody notice that the "doomed person" looks like one of the ice climbers

  31. Bro-Z Perfect

    Bro-Z Perfect

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    if you didnt know yet, fire is not created by the thunderbolt. As zapdos gets struck by lightning, it should absorb it. The fire is only created if it would absorb. And because zapdos is unearthend, it cant get struck since there are no minus atoms. If zapdos would have a string thoughing earth, it would be possible to get struck.

  32. Phoenixesper1


    21 өдрийн өмнө

    1:05 Lets be honest.... that wasn't a moltres, that was rusty burning down half of kanto.

  33. Gundu Gundu

    Gundu Gundu

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Lmao Mew's bit knocked me out cold🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

  34. Babs


    22 өдрийн өмнө

    The guy voicing the pokedex sounds like kobuto

  35. Nogy


    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :) Jste borci. Mám moc rád vaší tvorbu.

  36. Sheila olfieWay

    Sheila olfieWay

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    i didn't think child support existed for pokemon....pokemon are doomed!

  37. Crimson TricksterX *The imposter*

    Crimson TricksterX *The imposter*

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    0:44 :')

  38. Eliander Valderen

    Eliander Valderen

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    Okay what's this whole gender reveal thing that he's talking about? I thought legendaries at least most of them had no gender

    • Number1Irishlad


      24 өдрийн өмнө

      A few months ago there was a gender reveal party (or a few) in California that ended up atarting wildfires.

  39. Demon The Kitsune

    Demon The Kitsune

    28 өдрийн өмнө

    Arceus: I'm your God. Mew: You're grounded. Arceus: You're not my dad! Maury: Mew IS your father!! Arceus: Nooooooooooo!!

  40. Leigh Belk

    Leigh Belk

    Сарын өмнө

    Silly Dorkly, everyone knows women don’t pay child support.

  41. Aqif Saifi

    Aqif Saifi

    Сарын өмнө

    The way y'all make pixelated animations is amazing.

  42. Xurreal


    Сарын өмнө

    About Mew What about the Pokémon that were once people?

  43. Dante Von Crowlley

    Dante Von Crowlley

    Сарын өмнө

    *Mew is the wife I've left*

  44. Alex Felipe Flissak Villa

    Alex Felipe Flissak Villa

    Сарын өмнө

    0:48 - yeah i mean Zapdos doesn't completely absorb electricity because as an electric type it will still receive damage from electricity, and as a flying type electricity is super effective against it... so he receives electric type damage as regular damage, so not super effective nor not very effective... regular... so Pokedex would need to explian that better...

  45. Dale Kim

    Dale Kim

    Сарын өмнө

    The moldy moustache biosynthetically mix because bell lally blot failing a dazzling support. filthy, delightful saxophone

  46. Luke Austin

    Luke Austin

    Сарын өмнө

    Zapdos: *gets powered up by electricity: Also Zapdos: Takes average damage from electric type moves and doesn't even have lightningrod except as a hidden ability.

  47. Cain Ciona

    Cain Ciona

    Сарын өмнө

    I just realized: ArticUNO ZapDOS MolTRES

  48. Patrik


    Сарын өмнө

    Even in Pokemon world, you cant avoid child support

  49. that guy

    that guy

    Сарын өмнө

    I haven't felt a revelation this shattering since Goofy fucks.

  50. Marcopikachugamer ramos

    Marcopikachugamer ramos

    Сарын өмнө

    I almost thought you stop saying bad words until you snuck that hidden message in the end of the video with mew

  51. Hunter Plozza

    Hunter Plozza

    Сарын өмнө

    so you could say mew is fucked ( yes this was a bad joke and no I am not sorry )

  52. Justin Bakshi

    Justin Bakshi

    Сарын өмнө

    Scattering it’s embers sound oddly sexual

  53. Phoebe Aurum

    Phoebe Aurum

    Сарын өмнө

    Doesn't Ditto also owe a lot of child support?

  54. Dummy Account

    Dummy Account

    Сарын өмнө

    There are to many entries on just kanto at least make other videos like you used to please

  55. AW W

    AW W

    Сарын өмнө

    How funny zapdos was It was not literal It should've kept getting stronger each lightning strike And not burn to a crisp

  56. fme008


    Сарын өмнө

    0:15 it's a ice climber.

  57. StealthyArcher1


    Сарын өмнө

    So zapdos lives in thunder clouds so what does it eat?

  58. Don Sauyce

    Don Sauyce

    Сарын өмнө

    I thought Zapdos was gonna get off to being struck by lightning

  59. Dominque Doty

    Dominque Doty

    Сарын өмнө

    Very damn good. But TBH. The Articuno one should of been in a more formal style..instead of a lol Zoomer moment. Tho Funny, I would of felt a funnier chuckle if it was more like this IMO. Articuno: "I am here for one, only reason. You will see me, as the last living thing. You have witnessed before you perish away....*The doomed perishes.* And that is all she wrote." Maybe something even better than What I said. Regradless, It's that my thoughts, for a better outcome.

  60. Magenta Cyan

    Magenta Cyan

    Сарын өмнө

    Did he just assume Moltres gender?

  61. Alpha Jay 3.0

    Alpha Jay 3.0

    Сарын өмнө

    *MEW FUCKS* _Hello Darkness My Old Friend_

  62. ibrahim türk

    ibrahim türk

    Сарын өмнө

    Duck Facebook!

  63. Slevin Channel

    Slevin Channel

    Сарын өмнө

    Not all pokemon came from ONE Mew though, so isnt this less literal and more flawed logic of Dorkly?

  64. A P

    A P

    Сарын өмнө

    I did not expect the Mew one lol

  65. Shadow Angel

    Shadow Angel

    Сарын өмнө

    Pokedex: when zapdos is struck by lightning it gets stronger. Logic: Flying is weak against electric :/

  66. Kenan Von Kaiser

    Kenan Von Kaiser

    Сарын өмнө

    We Are All Mew!

  67. Mr. Travis Jacob

    Mr. Travis Jacob

    Сарын өмнө

    Zapdos looks like chuck from angry birds

  68. antonio sanchez

    antonio sanchez

    Сарын өмнө

    Funny quesrion mew give birtg to the eggs or was the father

  69. i dont know

    i dont know

    Сарын өмнө

    Well they decided to milk this shit but atleast they did it right unlike SML could with Jeffy

  70. ItsEnchantedApple0


    Сарын өмнө

    What The Fu** Is This

  71. FearIanNow


    Сарын өмнө

    "Gender reveal" death ☠️

  72. Dr. Epic, Ph.D MD DDS

    Dr. Epic, Ph.D MD DDS

    Сарын өмнө

    The last thing a girl lost in the mountains sees before she turns is an articuno.

  73. Morgil


    Сарын өмнө

    The last one got me 🤣

  74. Camera


    Сарын өмнө

    Next one is gonna have the title of “if pokedex entries invaded the real world” Probably

  75. yukee nakamura

    yukee nakamura

    Сарын өмнө

    Can somebody explain to me dorkly’s current situation to me? I understand about half a year ago they released that video talked about their financial situation and about after that lowbrow started showing up. Is lowbrow funding them or something or what’s the deal now?

  76. ashkechum101


    Сарын өмнө

    Watching while shitting

  77. Reviewer2016


    Сарын өмнө

    (Lame unoriginal joke alert) Who has more child support debt? Mew or ditto? (Before you say it yes I've heard the theory before)

  78. Bloxyoyo


    Сарын өмнө


  79. Syed Muhammad Hassani

    Syed Muhammad Hassani

    Сарын өмнө

    I hope next video be on galarian birds

  80. Josh Twomey

    Josh Twomey

    Сарын өмнө

    Moltres: IT’S A BOY!!!

  81. dDeckon


    Сарын өмнө

    Every Pokemon Theorist: _Why Would Mew being Hiding under a Truck?_ Dorkly: *Child Support* ...Enough Said...

  82. jag cyruz GUANCO

    jag cyruz GUANCO

    Сарын өмнө

    I don't think that will happen to Zapdos if it is strike by a lightning

  83. Marthvadar


    Сарын өмнө

    I love these videos. You guys are hilarious and do such an amazing job 👍

  84. the aura knight x

    the aura knight x

    Сарын өмнө

    So you're telling me mew fucked over 700 pokemon? Jesus christ indeed

  85. The Vibe Checker AU

    The Vibe Checker AU

    Сарын өмнө

    “IT’S A BOY!” 1:14

  86. T Terrortuga

    T Terrortuga

    Сарын өмнө

    Love how Moltres really related to CA , The Gender reveal that caused that forest fire 💀

  87. Jefferson Eng

    Jefferson Eng

    Сарын өмнө

    "Oh, God, he's also doing a gender reveal!"

  88. Sebastian Martin

    Sebastian Martin

    Сарын өмнө

    Fat Tony?

  89. Rolando Velonza

    Rolando Velonza

    Сарын өмнө

    Hey dorky can u make a video that pokemons meet there galarian forms pleas

  90. Rayed Aslam

    Rayed Aslam

    Сарын өмнө

    articUNO, zapDOS, molTRES. I just realized the first three legendary Pokémon are numbered in Spanish.

  91. Adam Rode

    Adam Rode

    Сарын өмнө

    Mew fucks interesting do tell.

    • dolita windo

      dolita windo

      Сарын өмнө

      I just realized. Artic- uno Zap- dos Mol- tres I officially hate pokemon now

  92. Jamblasted_Gamur


    Сарын өмнө

    Artic uno Zap dos Mol tres

    • dolita windo

      dolita windo

      Сарын өмнө

      Who thinks birds trio is the worst trio

  93. Miguel The Movie Encylopedia

    Miguel The Movie Encylopedia

    Сарын өмнө

    So if Arceus is the god pokemon, would that make Mew the Adam and Eve of Pokemon?

  94. Mac Gyver

    Mac Gyver

    Сарын өмнө

    Dorkly in a Nutshell: Neat

  95. Jascha Bull

    Jascha Bull

    Сарын өмнө

    Zapdos: *gets power from being hit by lightning* Also zapdos: *Is the only gen 1 electric type which doesn't resist thunderbolt*

  96. Awesome H

    Awesome H

    Сарын өмнө

    Fun fact: Zapdos was going to have Lightning Rod as its Hidden Ability.

  97. Cabby Teld 39

    Cabby Teld 39

    Сарын өмнө

    1:34 That's surprising, LOL.

  98. Whiteout


    Сарын өмнө

    And then they all kissed Mew and got super pregnant the end

  99. Tom Dytorn

    Tom Dytorn

    Сарын өмнө

    If we're being literal, zapdos shouldn't even be hurt

  100. pida siouy

    pida siouy

    Сарын өмнө

    Mew: "Hey, Arecues... Wanna smash?" Arecues: "What's the worst that could happen?" 9 months later : Gen 1 Pokemon This process repeats to create each new generation

    • pida siouy

      pida siouy

      Сарын өмнө

      Literal Pokédex Entries but for Mario enemies