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Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate

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In this episode of Cooking With Ted, Ted Nivison is Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate. This is the most excellent and informative cooking show. I made pizza homemade, utilizing yeast, dough, mozzarella, and all the other stuff that create a pizza. I feel glorious. I feel reborn. Why are you even looking at the bottom of the description what do you have to gain from reading this dude.




    28 өдрийн өмнө

    Every time i see the rum bottle in frame more seems to be missing from the bottle

    • Ellington Thomas

      Ellington Thomas

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      This could possibly be because he’s drinking it off cara throughout the video, or emptying the bottle slowly for comedic effect.

    • Ryan Beardsleys

      Ryan Beardsleys

      21 өдрийн өмнө

      @TinnierSpark326 then I reply to your reply to your reply to your reply to your to your reply

    • THEMaNIsWOrTHit


      21 өдрийн өмнө


    • Dante Damm

      Dante Damm

      22 өдрийн өмнө

      Crazy what happens when you drink rum lmao

    • TheRosieGhost Gaming

      TheRosieGhost Gaming

      25 өдрийн өмнө

      Ted + pirate + pizza + rum = content

  2. Drunken Sailor

    Drunken Sailor

    6 цагийн өмнө


  3. Mitaki TM

    Mitaki TM

    12 цагийн өмнө

    I just watched a man suffer in 10 different languages, neat.

  4. Netsu Dreams

    Netsu Dreams

    15 цагийн өмнө

    *me realizing he uploaded this 4 weeks ago*

  5. Hello Goodbye

    Hello Goodbye

    20 цагийн өмнө

    Should have used the dough hook

  6. Maluga Whale

    Maluga Whale

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Ted: “honestly this hook isn’t giving me a hard time yet” Also Ted 2 seconds later: “WhY dID I ThINk a HoOK WOulD bE GoOd fOr DoUGh”

  7. BLindley2k23


    Өдрийн өмнө

    "No video has ever taken me this long to make" *Laughs in Nut Butter*

  8. BLindley2k23


    Өдрийн өмнө

    "He Clearly Likes It!"

  9. Ronan Healey

    Ronan Healey

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Why does Ted look normal in the costume?

  10. Daniel Lubers

    Daniel Lubers

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Why u say fuck so much

  11. FallMusic


    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Please get this man on the great British bakeoff

  12. Claydon Cathorall

    Claydon Cathorall

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    The work ethic is wonderful on this boyo

  13. Mason Knapp

    Mason Knapp

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Don't worry Ted one time I cut myself with a butter knife

  14. Christopher Doman

    Christopher Doman

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Honestly the hook could be a really good dough-hook, which is what you use to mix up the dough if you have the attachment for the hand mixer

  15. NiBBa Lightning

    NiBBa Lightning

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    Where is the peanut butter and jelly sardin sandwich 🗿

  16. N3K0


    3 өдрийн өмнө

    i literally got a pizza ad watching this lol-

  17. yellow m&m

    yellow m&m

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    the american version of wilbur

  18. Silent Siege

    Silent Siege

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    I'm getting rum ads now thanks

  19. fish swim

    fish swim

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    gotta love teddy

  20. Motivational Lizard

    Motivational Lizard

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Wait to does this mean that all of teds plans were to just poison pizza

  21. FuckSmucker


    5 өдрийн өмнө

    The hook literally would’ve worked better than the beaters

  22. Orij


    5 өдрийн өмнө

    If you'd think about it pineapple pizza might've been a pirates favorite pizza.

  23. D’angelo Onfroy

    D’angelo Onfroy

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Anyone remember JehBerDeh or whatever. I think that name is better than just ted nivison. Bring jehberdeh back.

  24. Dawson's Things and stuffs 2

    Dawson's Things and stuffs 2

    6 өдрийн өмнө


  25. William Ledbetter

    William Ledbetter

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Are you Ted Nivison?

  26. EmilyCanSortaDraw :3

    EmilyCanSortaDraw :3

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    I’ll take your entire stock

  27. Photography Craze

    Photography Craze

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    also as much sense it sounds to get the electrical whisker to make the dough, it doesnt' work very well, ive tried with anything but my hands but unfortunately, with hands is the most effective one to make a good pizza dough without any chances of there being shit in it

  28. Photography Craze

    Photography Craze

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    sorry but is sugar in pizza dough a common thing? idk but ive made pizzas without cooking oil and theyve been fine so maybe das a thing!

  29. Gabe H

    Gabe H

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Why does he know william osman

  30. SriFoo


    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Since you did not milk a cow, and make cheese from scratch I don't count this.

  31. Ana Cruz

    Ana Cruz

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Spoiler alert: he ditched the hook half way through

  32. JackTheFlea10


    7 өдрийн өмнө

    13:15 ok i was looking at the comments so i couldn't see the video at all and i SWEAR that was Al from toy story aka the founder of Al's Toy Barn

  33. Kayno _

    Kayno _

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Wait, if Italy was the first to make pizza... ITALY PIRATES 🇮🇹 🏴‍☠️ 🍕

  34. crissy s.

    crissy s.

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    POV: you came from his ex girlfriend’s tiktok

  35. Amelia Chastain

    Amelia Chastain

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    I’m from TikTok...

  36. Chan _101

    Chan _101

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    i wouldn’t be surprised if ted was actually working as a secret chef as a side gig for youtube



    8 өдрийн өмнө

    13:16 Ted acts like a dumbass

  38. yuh


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    he is the white dad R rated version of garrett watts

  39. HCGosling


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    That’s a nice pizza, mnnn just like my mama usta make

  40. MrMs Anime

    MrMs Anime

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    ey ted why not buying a real hook so you dont need a knife

  41. Victoria Salinas

    Victoria Salinas

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Christmas edition: Building a Gingerbread House but I’m Freddy Kruger First video I’ve ever watched of yours I am impressed!

  42. 3 unskippable ads

    3 unskippable ads

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    "I present to you the greatest pizza making costume in the world!" *car ad plays*

  43. yami supersleuth

    yami supersleuth

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Does Ted know that's not how you peel tomatoes?

  44. yo hammy

    yo hammy

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Me with my gf 9:46

  45. Robo Donut

    Robo Donut

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    1:17 ad

  46. Jebus


    9 өдрийн өмнө

    It sounds like fucking Peter griffin is cooking pizza with me and I love it

  47. Honestly_Ally


    9 өдрийн өмнө

    i rly hoped this whole video you wouldn’t say a word in english and just talk in an ancient language.

  48. saddly


    9 өдрийн өмнө


  49. luigi77714


    10 өдрийн өмнө

    You know, as an Italian who makes his own pizza about once a week, I gotta say your dough isn't too far off really. Though a useful trick is to cover the bowl in which you put it with a couple of blankets while you wait for it to rise, so the warmth will make it raise better

  50. Blubers


    10 өдрийн өмнө

    dont say jfk assasination was faked i was one of the assasins

  51. kata kankus

    kata kankus

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    watching you make the dough is pain

  52. LLYKNA


    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Some men say the water still hasn’t reached 180

  53. VeRtOgO 711

    VeRtOgO 711

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Good job you tube mentioned ya

  54. Lazy Beams

    Lazy Beams

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    @Binging With Babish please

  55. Kingshrimp


    11 өдрийн өмнө

    It’s foxy the pirate Ted (fnaf reference)

  56. Lindsay Schultz

    Lindsay Schultz

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Best opening ever.

  57. monochromatic _child

    monochromatic _child

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    my favourite part is how everything starts to go wrong but it some how ends up working in his favor as if he knows what hes doing lol

  58. BavaDava80


    12 өдрийн өмнө

    Whole video: NO NO NOOOOOOOO

  59. Koni Keebi

    Koni Keebi

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    1:34 okay, how many people made the bowling alley screen joke already

  60. A_W_EM


    12 өдрийн өмнө

    "i looked at po..." mhm yep 100% didn't think he would say porn at all

  61. Simon Emir Santamaria

    Simon Emir Santamaria

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    yeah the assasin line made him the best youtuber in my eyes

  62. Pyruh


    12 өдрийн өмнө

    Where's your eyepatch Ted?

  63. sarahwhat


    13 өдрийн өмнө

    My dad watched two minutes of this and said it was stupid lmao

  64. noatryy


    13 өдрийн өмнө

    I spent the entire video staring at Ted's microwave. I really don't know why.

  65. yick2sav’


    13 өдрийн өмнө

    0:38 big lion

  66. Jennifer McKenzie

    Jennifer McKenzie

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    Technically, people did try to kill people with tomatoes. So, someone might have made a pizza trying to assassinate someone.

  67. Lizards_And_Jelly


    13 өдрийн өмнө

    14:47 it looks like pumpkin pie

  68. Its YourFam

    Its YourFam

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    Some will call him ted Bundy others will call him ted copperneck

  69. Admiral MacK

    Admiral MacK

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    I read the title as “Making pizza but I’m a pizza”



    14 өдрийн өмнө

    “Pizza has a long and accurate history”

  71. Silas van der Merwe

    Silas van der Merwe

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    you say you're making it from scratch but you don't even cultivate your own yeast? lame

  72. Lora Jackson

    Lora Jackson

    14 өдрийн өмнө


  73. Wolfie Empress

    Wolfie Empress

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    At least it was edible

  74. KᗩI


    14 өдрийн өмнө

    pozza/ 🦷

  75. Womwom Monch

    Womwom Monch

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    The more ted gets stressed he turns more midwesters

  76. Neonstripe the Angry Canadian

    Neonstripe the Angry Canadian

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    Why is Ted a better idubbbz then idubbbz

  77. Aurora Dragon

    Aurora Dragon

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Ted where did youu get your glasses I want to get a pair fr my husband

  78. ThatGuyAtMcdonalds S

    ThatGuyAtMcdonalds S

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Ted you should make a video of you eating every pop tart flavors and then rank them

  79. Mrawesomeboss


    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Yo soy yo soy el bano ted nivisiõn

  80. Aiden Adkisson

    Aiden Adkisson

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Bro, pleaseeee make more cooking with ted's

  81. Lukque.mp4


    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Wait who is Ron Paul

  82. Dubbio


    16 өдрийн өмнө

    This reminds me of markiplier makes

  83. Dylan Carlson

    Dylan Carlson

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    5:56 why does it sound like Ted is trying to convince himself that that truly is how the original pirates did it

  84. Jordan Wolfe

    Jordan Wolfe

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    I like how unnecessarily long and detailed the burning pizza, dancing pirate intro was. Please make the next video’s animated intro longer. I want to feel like it will never end and then get strangely into it like an anime intro. Please, ted, I need this.

  85. MilkyDude 23

    MilkyDude 23

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    @BabishCulinaryUniverse hook this man up

  86. Clarissa Benbrook

    Clarissa Benbrook

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    it’s the “William i gotta go” for me 🤣🤣

  87. Hannah Hoeper

    Hannah Hoeper

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    I was fucking losing it when he used the tomato peeler on the tomato 🤞

  88. Eliza Reyes

    Eliza Reyes

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    Id love to see Ted try to master the art of sushi.....maybe some day

  89. Anonymous Platypus

    Anonymous Platypus

    17 өдрийн өмнө


  90. grimegirrrl


    17 өдрийн өмнө

    Ted the the ultimate chaotic entity

  91. Caleb Adams

    Caleb Adams

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    Ted is the embodiment of chaotic corporate energy

  92. Racksor


    17 өдрийн өмнө

    should have some better flour than bread flour (Tipo 00)

  93. not exactly

    not exactly

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    dude, I'm telling you, Ted is SO underrated

  94. Georgia


    18 өдрийн өмнө

    I'm gonna bring it to a boil, imma make that shit ✨purr✨ what?

  95. Austin


    18 өдрийн өмнө

    You wouldn't steal a pizza

  96. Shulzyy


    18 өдрийн өмнө

    but is the costume @Brandon F. approved

  97. Parker Kevin

    Parker Kevin

    18 өдрийн өмнө

    Good video good ted

  98. counterstroke


    18 өдрийн өмнө


  99. Máximo Panzanella

    Máximo Panzanella

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    This remember when i was on the car, and i saw a pizza place that it says wood fired pizza, then i say to my friend: wood fired pizza ? How is pizza going to get a job now ?

  100. Alex O'Drsicoll

    Alex O'Drsicoll

    19 өдрийн өмнө