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Monologue: Dueling Grandpas | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  1. Ahmed Bakheit

    Ahmed Bakheit

    33 минутын өмнө

    "Fastest way to lose suburban womens support is to support women's rights"

  2. eioshen boboi

    eioshen boboi

    4 цагийн өмнө

    Trump is NOT on bath salts. He is, however, on Corta-steroids, which is also a drug that causes insanity. Seriously.

  3. dcoog anml

    dcoog anml

    21 цагийн өмнө

    Homeless people in UK have better healthcare system than Americans. Let that sink in, while you figure out why.

  4. Night Knight

    Night Knight

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    I'm the least racist here...if alone in a room I hire the best people...until they go to prison I'm not in debt...but you can't see my taxes The election is rigged...unless I win That's fake news...unless it's flattering to me Everything is a hoax...unless I tweet it I'm smart...but scholastic transcripts are off limits I have the best words...until I trip over them That's a witch hunt...while I hide my pointy hat I love kids...but I'll put them into cages I demand loyalty...that I give to nobody else I want a fair race...but need voter suppression I'm tough on Russia...but I'm still Putin's puppet I'm a tough guy...that hides in a bunker I'm a patriot...that dodged the draft 5x I'm self-made...who inherited Fred's tax shelter I'm a philanthropist...who steals from charities I'm a leader...who has zero accountability I'm a moral man...who uses hush money payoffs I'm not orange...but permanently impeached Don't hire illegals...unless they work at Mar-a-lago Buy USA made...unless it's sold at my store I screwed up my job...but let me keep it I'm the best president...that's never presidential THIS is the Liar-In-Chief...Agolf Twittler! 🤢🤮😵

  5. Jessie Joy

    Jessie Joy

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    The computer shop owner came forward as a witness. The laptop has tens of thousands of primary sourced evidence. Including texts, emails, photos, and internal corporate records. OH and two former Biden family business partners also came forward and corroborated said evidence. So please explain how that is a conspiracy theory? A “legally” blind guys involved and hunter Biden was drunk. That makes all of the evidence not true? Lol come on. Ps dipshits “legally” blind doesn’t mean blind blind. Means bad sight

    • dcoog anml

      dcoog anml

      21 цагийн өмнө

      shall not be allowed to run for a second term.

  6. will romaine

    will romaine

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    If we could stop the delusional dump supporters from commenting anywhere and dump was completely muted until after the election then there would be rational statements to read and the "fake news" would have no control over the democratic American election.

    • eioshen boboi

      eioshen boboi

      4 цагийн өмнө

      Right now my comment has nothing to do with this segment but I need someone like you to answer this question. WHY IS AN IMPEACHED PRESIDENT ALLOWED TO RUN

  7. ceerw buty

    ceerw buty

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    "If you want to make Mike Pence nervous, stare at his fly." LOL

  8. Margo O' Mahony

    Margo O' Mahony

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    WE LOVE YOU BILL!!! Why doesn't anyone say it anymore!?! What happened.

  9. Rock girl

    Rock girl

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    This is a binary choice so as Steven Stills sang, “Love the One You’re With” and folks we are with Joe Biden. Vote!

  10. rdelrosso2001

    rdelrosso2001

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    I HAVE BEEN OUT OF THE LOOP, CONCENTRATING ON MOVING TO A NEW APT. I HONESTLY DID ______NOT______ KNOW THAT OBAMA HAD SEAL TEAM SIX MURDERED, TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT THEY DEALLY DID NOT KILL OSAMA BIN LADEN, BUT ONLY A "BODY DOUBLE". AND I HONESTLY DID NOT EVER THINK THAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WOULD RETWEET SUCH NONSENSE! BUT THAT'S JUST ME!

    • ceerw buty

      ceerw buty

      5 өдрийн өмнө

      you, Funny Man? They do have it all..... What’s that? Q is a “Conspiracy Theory”.... So is Bigfoot and nobody posting that is banned.. Hunter? Sure... How about pictures of you,

  11. Train Hound

    Train Hound

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Not so funny a week later huh Bill? The info drips drips drips everyday...and it's not looking good for creepy sleepy Joe..

  12. Tina L

    Tina L

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Uh, no.. hunter failed to pick it up or pay,,

    • Rock girl

      Rock girl

      6 өдрийн өмнө

      mnmore.info/bin/video/YWWX27Z_Z6-5eMo

  13. Ziggy Ustar

    Ziggy Ustar

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    🕳🤡🥊🌪💡💪🏼😎& Kamala for women it’s all we have now. Go JOE 🇺🇸

  14. Fo Reel

    Fo Reel

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Matlock didn't premier till 1986, Maher's getting a little forgetful in his old age.

  15. Joseph Horan

    Joseph Horan

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    I only have one thing to say..... George Carlin 2020

  16. Godgeta Saiyan

    Godgeta Saiyan

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Wow bill you used to be fair and unbiased. How the might contract Trump Derangement syndrome. I wish you luck in your recovery.

  17. GiDaOne

    GiDaOne

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Great jokes, great delivery. All made very easy by WTF it is that's going on in the White House these days.

  18. Peter M. Olsen

    Peter M. Olsen

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Bill, you are the greatest by far. I am an ET convert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. yasio bolo

    yasio bolo

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    this one.. Hopefully you are aware that trump(I don't capitalize his name) is just a distraction from what McConnel is doing to hijack your freedom from under your feet.

  20. r771 q3

    r771 q3

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    He was not blind he was visually impaired. So he could see but not so good.

  21. Wynnette Sherley

    Wynnette Sherley

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Right now my comment has nothing to do with this segment but I need someone like you to answer this question. WHY IS AN IMPEACHED PRESIDENT ALLOWED TO RUN FOR A SECOND TERM? A president who gets impeached during his first term yet not removed from office shall lose all presidential privileges especially pardoning powers. And shall not be allowed to run for a second term.

  22. m. topa

    m. topa

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Bill can you proof your father wasn't a donkey? I know , very low intellectually question but could you provide proof so we all know for sure you are not a donkey.

    • m. topa

      m. topa

      6 өдрийн өмнө

      @yasio bolo mnmore.info/bin/video/qnzb4Mx-brHKZJs

    • yasio bolo

      yasio bolo

      6 өдрийн өмнө

      person

  23. sehhi vooty

    sehhi vooty

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Trump is running against Obama, Hillary and Hunter... I guess Biden is not the candidate for president in Trumps brain

    • Gall ery

      Gall ery

      5 өдрийн өмнө

      Yes, weird how Trump thinks it's still 2016.

    • Salary Cap

      Salary Cap

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      Isn't Biden running for Senate stupid?

  24. Mike Wilmeth

    Mike Wilmeth

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Both parties support imperialism and I will not be voting for either person this year. It's Hitler versus Mussolini..... There is no positive change that can come from either one... remember when Bill Clinton started NAFTA and shipped all the jobs out of America and created this environmental problem where companies can just move to Tijuana and dump s*** freely into the rivers and then export their product back across the border tax free.... Hillary Clinton has funded oppressive governments throughout Central America that have murdered many activists.... Democrats want mandatory vaccines for all people without even giving doctors a choice in the Bernie Sanders told me straight up your children not belong to you they belong to the state.... And that the common good of society outweighs your right to not be medically raped... forced against your will to take every vaccine without question or choices to even space them out... They want to do away with medical exemptions that doctors write and have a cashless Society where everyone is 100% dependent on the state.......On the Republican side you got drugs war Nazis and environmental destroyers... We are fuced unless real Revolution takes place

  25. Johnny

    Johnny

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    The irony that the Supreme Court is being stolen by the conservatives when Biden was the speaker who enabled Clarence Thomas to receive his seat.

  26. Jardani Jovonovich

    Jardani Jovonovich

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Billy Boy here was in a Q drop yesterday. Something to do with “Kid Love Productions”..... Q is a whole lot about busting weirdos with kids that aren’t theirs.. What do they have on you, Funny Man? They do have it all..... What’s that? Q is a “Conspiracy Theory”.... So is Bigfoot and nobody posting that is banned.. Hunter? Sure... How about pictures of you, Kid Love??? You’re a desperate comedian. Without the laughers helping you out you totally suck.. Your writers are crap... You couldn’t get hired in the Catskills on Liver and Onion Night.... Sad little dwarf...

    • Gall ery

      Gall ery

      5 өдрийн өмнө

      Q: pretty hard to have full confidence in someone who can't even reveal their name.

  27. Vivi Andersen

    Vivi Andersen

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    mnmore.info/bin/video/YWWX27Z_Z6-5eMo

  28. dark MATTERS

    dark MATTERS

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    FLUSH THE TURD NOVEMBER 3RD...VOTE BLUE!!

  29. The Shadow

    The Shadow

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Based on Republican criteria Barrett's nomination is illegitimate and she must be recalled after the election.

    • Gall ery

      Gall ery

      5 өдрийн өмнө

      If nothing else, at least the idea of a president being unable to nominate a Supreme Court nominee just before an election is officially done now the Republicans have displayed such hypocrisy in light of their blocking Merrick Garland. The Democrats will never let them forget that double cross.

    • The Shadow

      The Shadow

      6 өдрийн өмнө

      @Salary Cap Fabulous comeback, Trump.

    • Salary Cap

      Salary Cap

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      Cry more wittle baby

  30. John Duque

    John Duque

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    The Real Facts www.hsgac.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/HSGAC_Finance_Report_FINAL.pdf

  31. Danny Mac

    Danny Mac

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Who is he talking to?

  32. Vijay Sridhar

    Vijay Sridhar

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Bill Maher 2024

  33. Michael RS

    Michael RS

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Before he started pandering, Don Lemon had the right of it. Somebody should remind him of that...👇 mnmore.info/bin/video/novGxbCZfKfWjNI

  34. Tina Roberts

    Tina Roberts

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Lol, all churches are cults!

  35. Tina Roberts

    Tina Roberts

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Regardless, Bidens son has nothing to do with his reputation. Not saying Joe Biden is perfect, no one is, but his son's indiscretions shouldn't be brought upon him.

    • Gall ery

      Gall ery

      5 өдрийн өмнө

      Agreed. Hunter Biden's not running for president any more than Ivanka Trump is.

    • Salary Cap

      Salary Cap

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      But it's amazing how Trump's kids get criticized by the media for every little thing. You hypocrites are un-fucking-believable.

  36. Ken Randall

    Ken Randall

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    “Living the dream...”

  37. joe sikic

    joe sikic

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Rudy Ghouliani is appropriate for Halloween, and also, tuck frump (edit) I'd love to see a rudy ghouliani and also trump Halloween costume; would scare the sh!t out of any sane person

    • Salary Cap

      Salary Cap

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      How about Pelosi's Mary Antoinette costume? She's really trying to help the American people.

  38. Diana Hill

    Diana Hill

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    It is not unlawful, rude or unethical to not fund, support, promote, or participate in religion. People should have been told this 2,000 years ago. The government, military & law enforcement 2,000 years ago; should have told people this.

  39. ioan serban

    ioan serban

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Hey, Bill, do you remember your monologue four years ago, Kerry Washington sitting on you left, when you said that the real infectious disease that’s infecting our elections is not pneumonia, is a lack of class. Well, how crazy is that the pneumonia felt offended then, and came this election year with a jerky response!

  40. Victor dehli

    Victor dehli

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    mnmore.info/bin/video/Z3qyv7aXg5rSn5M Above link of very informative video 👆 Corrupt Trump, Pompeo and Jared are in my pocket : says anti democracy, Saudi MBS the chief corruption & terrorism sponsor.

  41. Ruth Horowitz

    Ruth Horowitz

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Sorry but there is no good grandpa in this race, just two nasty old men. I am ready to give up on politics. If we don't start voting third parties en masse to get both those corrupt parties out, this country is doomed. Maybe it already is but I am choosing to see a path forward.

  42. Bobby

    Bobby

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    2020(G) “Respect and dignity.” Furthermore: (Vice) (Truth & Facts) >-< (Vice) •-• vice.com •-• (South Park Studios) (Truth & Facts) >-< South Park Studios ••• “Respect and dignity, 2020?” 2020(G) “Respect and dignity.” Furthermore: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_sector?wprov=sfti1 👆 oklahoman.com/article/894007/traffic-flows-again-on-i-40-bridge (🔥🔥🔥) 👇 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_sector?wprov=sfti1 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_sector?wprov=sfti1 👈-👉 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probation?wprov=sfti1 mnmore.info/cd/wYz2GULEvMPXDbtPCxnl0g (if I break any other new stories!!) www.cnbc.com/2015/01/08/harold-hamms-ex-cashes-the-big-check-after-all.html 🔥 (if I break any other new stories!!)

  43. Democracy for the People

    Democracy for the People

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Philadelphia voters - VOTE IN PERSON - BILL BARR'S JUSTICE DEPT PLANS TO INVALIDATE MAIL-IN BALLOTS IN PA (See reliable news source references at the end of this video) mnmore.info/bin/video/o5Cdq5CNmH6Uo7A

  44. Michael Sinclair

    Michael Sinclair

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    "Lindsay Graham picked the music." LMAO.

  45. Martin Hunt

    Martin Hunt

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    I think Trump is crazy but I am trying to understand what happened to Bin-laden and it does not make any sense !! Your seal teem goes into another country kidnap and kill a terrorist then mutilate his face after that you take the photos and throw the body in the see!!! why???

  46. Sylvia 1007

    Sylvia 1007

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    I don't understand what Biden is being accused of. I heard the part about the charge of Hunter Biden's being accused of pedophilia in China. But what does this have to do with Joe Biden? What is Biden being accused of? His son's doing business in China? Did Biden perform special favors for China as part of his duties as Vice President in exchange for monies paid to his son? Did Biden divulge high security or important military information to China? Is this a charge of treason, or what? A lot of people have done business with China over the past 40 years, but now we know better, we know we can't trust China now, after this Covid deception on China's part. And now Biden's expected to "explain" charges of some vague accusations. People tend not to answer charges like this publicly because it draws more attention, and therefore credence, to the charge, even if false. Jared Kushner told Bob Woodward as much, ie, that Trump's lying about people often acts in Trump's favor, because when the person answers the charge or the lie, it just draws attention to it and gets Trump more publicity, and a percentage of some people will believe it. I myself believed that Joe Biden was senile for almost a year because of Trump's lies. Then I saw Biden beat Trump in the debate. Two attorneys general (Jeff Sessions and Bill Barr) and the FBI have not filed any charges against Biden in the past four years. Why not? Despite pressure from Trump to do so. These same attorneys general did not file charges against Barack Obama in response to Trump's Twitter statements for years that Obama had spied on him. And now Barack Obama has been cleared of these allegations. Maybe Sessions and Barr know what evidence is--and they know when they don't have it? And both Sessions & Barr were/are strong supporters of Trump and would have filed charges if they could have. But apparently there's no "there there." Jeff Sessions is gone from the scene, forced out by Trump after Sessions wouldn't pursue "Trumped up" Twitter statements and the like from Trump, ie Twitter statements and innuendos given at rallies. Why don't you have Jeff Sessions on your show to talk about what he went through because he wouldn't file some false charges. I remember a lot of public harassment and insults from Trump, and then Sessions finally just resigned. Yeah, Jeff Sessions was forced out for not playing ball with Trump's fantasies, but Bill Barr and the FBI still know what evidence is, and apparently, they don't think they have it with Biden either. Any credible attorney is not going to file some false charges because that attorney could lose his license to practice law for doing so. But yet, Trump wants these men to sacrifice their careers to spread his lies against his enemies. The way Trump expected Michael Cohen to ruin his own life and career by being Trump's "fixer." And now all of these accusations come out two weeks before the election, when there's no time to prove anything. This seems a lot like the Roy Moore situation in 2018 when Moore was running for office in Alabama and accusations suddenly came out shortly before the election, of course, that charged that Moore had stalked and sexually harassed some underage teenage female employees at shopping malls about 30 years ago. This was a Mitch McConnell dirty trick. Why does Joe Biden have to prove himself innocent against some accusations thrown out there like this at the last minute? Shouldn't some charges be filed by some authorities? The problem is that no credible authorities will file charges. So Trump stooges at this point are put out there to spread heresay through stooge media sites. What happened to somebody is supposed to be considered innocent until proven guilty? This situation is more like Biden's having to prove he's innocent against what seems so far to be some heresay. I'm seeing too much of this lately. There was the report put out last year about this time of year on conservative media (Alex Marlow on Breitbart) that Mitt Romney had a social media account where he went by the pseudonym "Pierre Delecto," and the reporting made it sound as if Romney had been soliciting anonymous oral sex from other men. (These "reports" about Romney came out after he famously voted for impeaching Trump.) I tend to believe that Romney was blackmailed into being the crucial vote in the Senate that allowed the Amy Coney Barrett confirmation hearing to proceed (when the Senate will do nothing to help Americans in need in this Corona Virus situation). I believe that Romney was blackmailed with the possibility of Trump allies in the media again bringing up the Pierre Delecto debacle. Trump and/or his stooges need to get sued for this kind of thing. It's called slander. And apparently it's not going to stop until somebody is hit where it hurts--in the pocketbook.

  47. Tetsu Shatarii

    Tetsu Shatarii

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Suburban women don't like you cus you're a douche and apparently those are uncomfortable....

  48. Kevin

    Kevin

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Biden received 50,000 a month along with a 5 million dollar bonus. I’m sure he worked for it.

  49. Kevin

    Kevin

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Maher is praying for a Trump win, so he can keep his show.

  50. Montes88

    Montes88

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    This is where liberals get their news. So much miss information in this, no wonder they believe in such garbage

    • Montes88

      Montes88

      5 өдрийн өмнө

      @Gall ery not form a comedy program on hbo. But if you’re asking that question maybe you should stick to only watching cartoons and sports

    • Gall ery

      Gall ery

      5 өдрийн өмнө

      So where should they get their news from?

  51. Andy Karn

    Andy Karn

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Bill Maher looks reeeaaaall old

  52. MrCallipygous

    MrCallipygous

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Who archives emails on their hard drive these days? Its all in the cloud so you can get to them on your phone, computer etc.

  53. yasio bolo

    yasio bolo

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Ive never had a bad nightmare as bad as being awake for the last 4 years.

  54. Steffins

    Steffins

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    A verse about Donald Trump: Breathes there the man with soul so dead, Who never to himself hath said, "This is my own, my native land!" Whose heart hath ne'er within him burn'd, As home his footsteps he hath turn'd, From wandering on a foreign strand? If such there breathe, go, mark him well; For him no minstrel raptures swell; High though his titles, proud his name, Boundless his wealth as wish can claim; Despite those titles, power, and pelf, The wretch, concentrated all in self, Living, shall forfeit fair renown, And, doubly dying, shall go down, To the vile dust from whence he sprung, Unwept, unhonour'd, and unsung. - Sir Walter Scott.

  55. Donnasue Jacobi

    Donnasue Jacobi

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    where does this kind of crap come from -- who the hell loses their laptop and how did it come into GOP hands?

  56. Simon Wikberg

    Simon Wikberg

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    As a non american this election is a win/neutral. If Trump wins it's going to be awesome. If he loses I don't really care.

    • Salary Cap

      Salary Cap

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      @yasio bolo Wasn't Biden accused of inappropriate conduct, or Demicrats have selective memory?

    • yasio bolo

      yasio bolo

      9 өдрийн өмнө

      Don't knock Pence's fly... at least - unlike his boss - he keeps it closed... apparently.

  57. Tabitha Rose

    Tabitha Rose

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    My grandmother was holding in this story for a very long time but in light of what she feels is a critical election, she decided now was the time to share it. Please listen. Bill Maher - she watches every single one of your shows and has gone to see you live! mnmore.info/bin/video/o7DWq86qbqKterg

  58. Scott Williams

    Scott Williams

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Maher is a bleeding heart biased lefty. Never had been funny and never will be. He calls the catholic church a cult, but all other religions aren’t? He’s a loser

  59. Kevin Schaafsma

    Kevin Schaafsma

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Bill I love you dearly, but please can you stop clapping your hands together. It's a very annoying habit you have.

  60. Michael RS

    Michael RS

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Radical Rich Kids; Burning money they didn't earn along with the buildings... mnmore.info/bin/video/YqGYspukp4DIfJM

  61. Thelma Rodriguez

    Thelma Rodriguez

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    He is so stupid that he can’t sell himself. Inept all the way!

  62. R

    R

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    sell out! gp back to work while to remain isolated. Shame on you,

  63. Toblerone Hoblerone

    Toblerone Hoblerone

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Bill Maher is that creepy, gropey drunk old guy at the bar.

  64. witchingroom

    witchingroom

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Now this is some classic Maher. Hilarious

  65. David Matthews

    David Matthews

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    You can be legally blind but still be able to read with assistance Yeesh Maher, your abilism is showing

  66. NKA23

    NKA23

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    While blind people can do almost everything non-blind people can do, I hardly doubt that there are lot of blind folks able to repair computers. Repairing electronic devices is one of those things you certainly need your eyes for.

  67. Jason Ogren

    Jason Ogren

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Trumps largest insolvency yet.....do u think he will try to claim the entire amount on his taxes??

    • Salary Cap

      Salary Cap

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      Jason how does it feel to sit on welfare and cry over other people's taxes?

  68. Taylor Dean Wilson

    Taylor Dean Wilson

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    #whatshappeninginthailand

  69. Prophetess/Evangelist Precious

    Prophetess/Evangelist Precious

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    we thank you OH GOD for greatest of your foundation has been lay up treasure for we the people who are like a tree planted by the rivers of water bringeth forth fruit in his season; we're gonna take back what the enemy has stolen from us financial blessing, evacuation notice cancel , no one is going to lose their Job or housing, double for your trouble I pray this in Jesus name Amen,

  70. Shaun Harris

    Shaun Harris

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    scooby doo

  71. Rod Baker

    Rod Baker

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Don't knock Pence's fly... at least - unlike his boss - he keeps it closed... apparently.

    • Salary Cap

      Salary Cap

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      Clinton and Biden say hello, did you think this was clever or something kid?

  72. linshanhsiang

    linshanhsiang

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Is Lindsey Graham supposed to be gay now? I can't keep up with all the shit anymore.

  73. Esco Piliatese

    Esco Piliatese

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Surprisingly, Bill has a halo on top’st his head. Also, I am drunk. An “autopsy” is just a pirate amalgamation / conjugation of “atop” and “his.” If that doesn’t make sense, you cannot blame my drunkenness, but the intoxicated quality of American-Irish-Polish word-structure itself.

  74. Tugis Art Studio

    Tugis Art Studio

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    This is circus show. Both Trump and Biden are similar.

  75. Eric Hanson

    Eric Hanson

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Regardless of the details or the truth/falsehood of the newest wrinkle of the Hunter Biden-Burisma story, the following is verifiably true: 1. Hunter Biden was on the Burisma company's Board of Directors at some point and for some period of time 2. Hunter Biden lacked any significant or substantial relevant knowledge or skills to qualify him for such a high-level of authority/status in the company upon being accepted to the Board of Directors The fact that the above two facts are true, along with the rather high probability that the Biden name was widely known as being potentially valuable to groups (such as a large oil company like Burisma) who may want to curry favor either in the present or future with policy-makers in the powerful, globally influential U.S. government, means that national news media failing to critically examine Hunter's relationship with Burisma (regardless of any other factors) is troubling and seems to indicate an extremely low degree of basic journalistic integrity. I say this, by the way, as someone who has opposed not only Trump but the vast majority of Republican politicians for most of my life.

    • Eric Hanson

      Eric Hanson

      4 өдрийн өмнө

      @Gall ery Thank you for the thoughtful reply. Joe Biden may well not have actively involved himself in any underhanded activity in this matter, and the Trump family are definitely HUGE hypocrites and flatly lying out of their asses if their assertion is that the Bidens have engaged in corruption in ways that the Trumps never did. All that said, Hunter Biden and his father both should have known something suspicious was afoot when Burisma recruited Hunter for a position for which the younger Biden reportedly (and without denial from any source, including anyone in the Biden family) lacks basic knowledge, skills, and experience. This means that Joe and/or Hunter are/were either naïve to the point of plain stupidity or they knew at least something of what was really going on and didn't care about the high probability that the Burisma company was likely pulling this stunt to have increased influence over some of Joe Biden's political decisions.

    • Gall ery

      Gall ery

      5 өдрийн өмнө

      I imagine having the Biden name on their board was considered a prestigious "get", if you will, but there's no evidence that Joe himself did anything inappropriate (the firing of that Ukrainian prosecutor was apparently not because he was going after Hunter, but rather because the prosecutor himself was accused of corruption). I think Ivanka Trump receiving multiple trade marks from America's biggest economic competitor definitely raises at least the possibility of a conflict of interest between the current US president and China, the country he claims to be so tough on in negotiations.

  76. Tan S

    Tan S

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    So it's grandpa and grandma, aunt and uncle who are actually dying!!!! Ooops, of course, according to Bill it's fat people who are the problem!!! Really? I thought it was granny?! What is it Billy? Your bias, or reality?

  77. Nonya Bidness

    Nonya Bidness

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Hi, Bill. Still trying to live down what you said about Catholics now that you know Joe Biden is a Catholic just like the judges you said were NUTS because of their religion? Doh! You know, I'm an Atheist myself and I figured out a long time ago that if we have religion, then logically there must be some kind of evolutionary advantage to it. It did get us through the Dark Ages for example.

  78. AUTO-SIGN

    AUTO-SIGN

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    George W Bush, huffed a trunk load of Coke!

  79. Dnu one

    Dnu one

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    BYE BILL MAHER CNN MSNBC NBC TRUMP LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG DURING THE STIMULUS INTERVUE SAYING AND I QUOTES : I WILL WAIT TILL AFTER THE ELECTION ON THE STIMULUS WHEN I ....SWORN IN ....GOT IT I SWORN IN HE KNOWS HE THE WINNER DAMN CROOKED REPUBLICANS I WILL NEVER VOTE AGAIN AND THRU WITH THE NEWS CHANNELLS

  80. Frank Chase

    Frank Chase

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    All of this appears as truth on Fox "News". What a fucking sham.

    • Salary Cap

      Salary Cap

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      2000 wants its' joke back boomer, you get your news from "comedians"

  81. Luther GK

    Luther GK

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Bill has become too repetitive, I used to like his comedy.

  82. John Johnson

    John Johnson

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    So this is where everyone with TDS goes to rant. If Bill cared about facts then he wouldn't be able to write the jokes you idiots love to giggle at.

  83. David Trujillo

    David Trujillo

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Rudy and them published a text conversation between Hunter and Joe in which Hunter lamented what a screw up he was and Joe told him he loved him unconditionally. The Republicans treated Joe's love for his son as a negative.

  84. Mlpfanboy

    Mlpfanboy

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    That whole conspiracy theory about the binladen body double sounds like is far more work then it would take to just kill binladin

  85. Mlpfanboy

    Mlpfanboy

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Wait the computer repair guy was blind? Oh dear God that conspiracy theory is even dumber then i thought it was!!

  86. Dano

    Dano

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Hunter was correct about politics. I think POTUS is on Adrenochrome..

  87. Geraldine Hanna

    Geraldine Hanna

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Both parties are corrupt!!

  88. Geraldine Hanna

    Geraldine Hanna

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    You're getting up there too Bill!!

  89. shisi huang

    shisi huang

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    fk bill

  90. Always Overcoming Bear

    Always Overcoming Bear

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Could you imagine if you replaced Hunter Biden’s name with Donald Trump jr?

    • Salary Cap

      Salary Cap

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      The hypocrisy is borderline mental illness at this point.

  91. targaryen tickler

    targaryen tickler

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    LOL bruh this was great material. lol nice lol

  92. Ben Adams

    Ben Adams

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Bill made several good points The best could be: "who passes out while on crack?"

  93. James McNeill

    James McNeill

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    We have crazy people running the white supremacists oh I mean the white house.

    • Salary Cap

      Salary Cap

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      Easy to cry white supremacy living in your white neighborhood James.

  94. Pat Byrne

    Pat Byrne

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    If you want to make fun of old people, you need to think about who is really the brunt of your snarky mouth.

  95. Edward Pietrouski

    Edward Pietrouski

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Trumps insane

  96. Brian M

    Brian M

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    This is painful, his jokes are stale af :/ how do people watch bill

  97. Swordsman

    Swordsman

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Your show has become old, stale, and tiring. Do yourself a favor and get some new writers.

  98. CutsieFace McGee

    CutsieFace McGee

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Bill Maher is a douchebag

  99. Glenn parent

    Glenn parent

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    only superman can pass-out on crack

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