Хошин шогThings We Do When Nobody Is Looking! | Michael McIntyre Stand Up Comedy Michael McIntyreнийтэлсэн 13 өдрийн өмнөҮзсэн тоо 466мянга. 9мянга. Татаж авахWatch Michael McIntyre's stand up comedy special Showman, streaming now on Netflix!www.netflix.com/title/81258970?s=i&trkid=13747225.Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/Facebook: TheMichaelMcIntyre/Twitter: @McInTweetСэтгэгдлүүд pianogirlЦагийн өмнөHe obviously doesn’t know how plumbing works.Deb bieЦагийн өмнөWhen l ask for directions and know the general direction I tell that to the stanger first. That saves me having to walk in the direction they have told me that I know is completely the wrong direction, or l tell them thanks and that first I have to go somewhere else that just happens to be in the direction I know I do need to be going in, then when the stanger is out of sight I ask someone else instead. LolSig SigoiseӨдрийн өмнөThe best comedian.India Falconer2 өдрийн өмнөI’ve written a song called Hear the calling. It’s about the feeling of knowing where you want to go, what you want to do and doing it. I think covid19 has redirected our purpose and made it clearer and I hope you can relate to this song. It would be amazing if you could give it a listen mnmore.info/bin/video/ibLG0cyid4fUpKwAnne Horrigan2 өдрийн өмнө...You are my Sunshine today Michael, spot on!Alex Baines4 өдрийн өмнөI hate when you get cramps as well xxAngelFrosthia4 өдрийн өмнөSomehow got stuck on popcorn and a growing craving for itRobin The God4 өдрийн өмнөPopcorn makes you stupid.Maisha Alam5 өдрийн өмнө9:13 then feel angry but also they watch the time with a thankful angry smile🤣🤣Maisha Alam5 өдрийн өмнө8:57 also I hope🤣🤣🤣🤣Maisha Alam5 өдрийн өмнө8:33 I faced the situation multiple time and I thought ''do they think I look like an annoying ghost??''Maisha Alam5 өдрийн өмнө6:20 it's true ''the conversation is over for a very long time'' because of my anger & disgusting feeling that the situation might come again 🤣🤣Jamie Vee5 өдрийн өмнө6:22 See I’m the kind of person that if I get spat on during conversations, it it’s a close friend I will just wipe it off, maybe throw in a verbal indicator like “thanks for the spit” or I just wipe it away and keep going XDJean mendes6 өдрийн өмнөI love him !!!! Normal routine things we do but the way he explains it is amazing.!!!!!Vinnie Boombadz6 өдрийн өмнөWhat if everyone is lookingAmanda Richards6 өдрийн өмнөMany moons ago, when I was at boarding school getting ready for the breakfast bell to go off, I wasn't feeling very well when the girl in the cubicle opposite mine asked me what the time was. I looked at my clock and then answered her but when she thanked me I could see her give me a confused look. When we were in the dining hall, standing by our tables waiting to be given leave to sit, I passed out and then taken back to my dorm when I came to. While lying in bed, the girl I gave the time to came up to me afterwards, laughing, saying she thought there was something up with me when I gave her the time. I asked her why and she said that I told her it was 5 minutes passed 20 passed 6 instead of just saying it was 25 passed 6. In my sick state I didn't even realise I had done that 😂Rock girl5 өдрийн өмнөi got pins and needles in my thumb during a class test once. I passed but at the cost of my sanity...Hanna Solis6 өдрийн өмнөHe looks like Tweedledee and TweedledumRock girl5 өдрийн өмнөWell you gotta go you gotta go 😂😂😂😂😂Katie Brewer6 өдрийн өмнөI'm never that subtle. If someone spits on me, I wipe it off and laugh about itLaurine Keily6 өдрийн өмнөMichael has given me a daily dose of laughter ever since COVID began. He has helped me through a very depressing and difficult time and I thank him everyday as I watch his videos. Thanks Michael, you’re a living legend! I love you and your funny actions and faces! 💓Elor Yosnak6 өдрийн өмнө"You do it, take it and leave" I'm dieingVanessa Clausen6 өдрийн өмнөI'll say "no your wrong, it's just a test" from now on when I'm asking for directions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣bocoy noiu6 өдрийн өмнөHe is The Best!Marl Tebbutt7 өдрийн өмнөLike laugh at your unfunny gigs mushbocoy noiu6 өдрийн өмнөThis video caused me obesity.Susan Clements7 өдрийн өмнөLove him so funny.Knork Ster7 өдрийн өмнөBrrr, that guy is no way funny. And he´s gay. Don´t like that.Jess7 өдрийн өмнөsingle handedly saving 2020.Herr Schmidt7 өдрийн өмнөmust be the tamest Brit i ever witnessedRock girl7 өдрийн өмнөImagine spitting on someone's face now.....😅L.A.Sharp7 өдрийн өмнөPopcorn at the movies always goes down the front of my blouse.....ALWAYS!!Klutzy Ninja Kitty7 өдрийн өмнөThe popcorn bit is just Ellen Degeneres’ joke but not as funny. The rest was funny, though.Dark Justice7 өдрийн өмнөLol right after one about jeff toobin zoom call. LolLaura Gadille7 өдрийн өмнөWell you gotta go you gotta go 😂😂😂😂😂Rock girl7 өдрийн өмнөAs funny as cancerKronk7 өдрийн өмнөi got pins and needles in my thumb during a class test once. I passed but at the cost of my sanity...Amy McLean - Super Ink Arts8 өдрийн өмнөI'm a twizzler! Being five foot has its advantages. Well, maybe just the one.Amy McLean - Super Ink Arts8 өдрийн өмнөDefinitely one of our finest humans.Francis W8 өдрийн өмнөThis video caused me obesity.Hermien van der Meijden8 өдрийн өмнөHe is The Best!bcvbb hyui8 өдрийн өмнөIs this just me?... When I get pins and needles, they make me laugh really hard!ceerw buty8 өдрийн өмнөI love micheal with a passion, I really wanna meet himkate carew8 өдрийн өмнөLiteral godsend of a human 🙏🏻bcvbb hyui8 өдрийн өмнөAhhhh brilliantly funny as always, made me smile and laugh a lot :D Cheers!Cynthia Johnson8 өдрийн өмнөFunny, funny, funny!bcvbb hyui8 өдрийн өмнөwho thinks the video should be entitled: thibgs I do when my crush ain't watchib.Mar Ggg9 өдрийн өмнөThis is not comedybcvbb hyui8 өдрийн өмнөaaaah my favourite comedianNiki Havens9 өдрийн өмнөYou made my day with your humor! Thank you!ceerw buty8 өдрийн өмнөGENIUS!Ma. Julia Amon9 өдрийн өмнөOh My Ghaaad I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣William Yale9 өдрийн өмнөAs funny as cancerCleo Will9 өдрийн өмнө😂😂nieooj gotoy9 өдрийн өмнөYeah! One I haven’t seen before. Although I am happy to rewatch Michael over and over.Deborah Duthie9 өдрийн өмнөAfter serious illness, I had to stop work. From then on, no clocks or timepieces in my home have had the correct time. My cars clock can’t tell between Daylight Saving Hours to Grenache Mean Time and the car battery was recently replaced so that correct time for half of the year also blinks non stop. Watches have always done strange speeding round and round until it’s back to the repair shop. Probably best not to ask me the time or directions. I am here, I don’t know where you want to go. I was lost while trying to go home but that doesn’t happen often. “Time matters to some of us, some of the time”is a saying.Richy-J9 өдрийн өмнөmicael mcintyre has a twin in north koria lolDaniel Cannon9 өдрийн өмнөAbout the pins and needles, I was in school a few years ago, we were sat on the floor and I got very bad pins and needles, so much so that I actually fell over.Monika Nejman9 өдрийн өмнөI love it absolutely 🤣🤣🤣 everything is so perfectly normal and funny 🤣🤣Timberlyn Miles10 өдрийн өмнөLet's be real, I don't flick one or two pieces of popcorn in the general direction of my mouth. I grab the biggest handful I possibly can and try to shove that all in my mouth at once. My fiance is truly shocked at how much popcorn I can put away and so am I to be honest. It's scary.Rachel SchubertӨдрийн өмнө🙋♀️ this is so me!!!! The biggest one, and sometimes you grab two... especially if others are sharing the tub of popcorn!!India Falconer2 өдрийн өмнөI’ve written a song called Hear the calling. It’s about the feeling of knowing where you want to go, what you want to do and doing it. I think covid19 has redirected our purpose and made it clearer and I hope you can relate to this song. It would be amazing if you could give it a listen mnmore.info/bin/video/ibLG0cyid4fUpKwMelissa Baker6 өдрийн өмнөSame......🐽😁Margarida Ferreira6 өдрийн өмнөThat is the only way to correctly eat popcorn! 😁Hayley France7 өдрийн өмнөI don’t just do this in private, no no, I do it whenever I eat popcorn wether people can see me or not. Take me as I am with all my flaws on the way I eat popcorn lolSlashley gibbins10 өдрийн өмнөI did a flubber in someone’s face when I was a kid. The wind was blowing really hard so I ejected my spit at him expecting it to disappear with the wind but it landed right on his chops.Natalie Grazin10 өдрийн өмнөwho thinks the video should be entitled: thibgs I do when my crush ain't watchib.Kerran3210 өдрийн өмнөAhhhh brilliantly funny as always, made me smile and laugh a lot :D Cheers!Katarzyna Mórdas-Żylińska10 өдрийн өмнөaaaah my favourite comedianRowena Preston10 өдрийн өмнөGENIUS!Rowena Preston10 өдрийн өмнөGENIUS!Rowena Preston10 өдрийн өмнөGENIUS!natta one10 өдрийн өмнөMichael is one of the funniest men out there and I love that he doesn't swear 🤬 definitely my favorite comedian ❤️❤️❤️❤️Rowena Preston10 өдрийн өмнөGENIUS!Nick Winz10 өдрийн өмнөNobody’s lips are being spat on in 2020! 😷rlbarney210 өдрийн өмнө6:03 - no I will address it. It's the one time I can say to someone "Say it, don't spray it; I want the news, not the weather." ;-)Julie F10 өдрийн өмнөFucking fabulously written. Where do you get your browser settingsSarah Berry10 өдрийн өмнөI thought this was a Ted talk and I was like...what's the point of this talk again? Then I realized it was a stand up comedy show 🤦♀️M Lewis10 өдрийн өмнөThis is my allll time favorite comedian!!!!! Every time I push the button on my keys to open the boot from a few feet away I think of him and laugh!TiptronicSS10 өдрийн өмнөOh man, I can't believe how accurate these descriptions are. Things you do, prolly notice, but are actually weird. This man's content isn't gold. It's diamond.Lisa McWilliams11 өдрийн өмнөHahahahaha @twizzleBrooke Martin11 өдрийн өмнөYou got the time pal?. I know that 3 months ago it was 2. 😄taylor veldhuis11 өдрийн өмнөThe thing is michael we have a phone that tell us the time and also where we need to go WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THERE 2 DECADES 😂😂😂Pink Magic Ali11 өдрийн өмнөI maintain that treating on your own foot eases pins and needles way faster.eric bush11 өдрийн өмнөHilarious that awkward time thing though just was was eating popcorn the other day life stuff we all have to a thru hilariousbocoy noiu11 өдрийн өмнөWhy is Mr. McIntyre funny? Because he just says funny stuff. Doesn't do political garbage.Zoe Thomson11 өдрийн өмнөI remember seeing a post that described pins and needles as TV static and... yeah. That's exactly what it isbocoy noiu11 өдрийн өмнөNice decade old ellen degeneres bit hereIwashita11 өдрийн өмнөIrritating manJamie Wakefield5 өдрийн өмнөThen dont watch it 😱Jeff Aller11 өдрийн өмнөI'm sure this guy is funny if I could understand what he's saying.Tim Travasos11 өдрийн өмнөAll so true. Skip the manners and tell people the truth.Pastel Gamercorn11 өдрийн өмнөHilarious! 😂Exotic_Manticore11 өдрийн өмнөOh my lord this was so funny I almost chocked on my own laugh!!!bocoy noiu11 өдрийн өмнөAnother big thank you for bringing more laughter to my life.Heather Hudson12 өдрийн өмнөHe's lovely isn't he.Rin C.12 өдрийн өмнөI dont think ive ever announced pins and needles. But yeah walking on it is so weird and difficultbestdamnalex12 өдрийн өмнөWait, with the spitting... seriously? I mean, that happens to everyone (not even with Ps and Ts in words or whatever) but whenever that happens to me, I say "Oh I think I just spit lol" and the other person says its ok and you have a laugh and move on. O_obocoy noiu11 өдрийн өмнөsafe best wishes fr South Australia 🇦🇺Rahul J12 өдрийн өмнөProbably the best in the businessNikos Mansolas12 өдрийн өмнөHelps us during tought times , a true gent as well no swearing or dirty jokes needed with himG Black7 өдрийн өмнө10:01Gwenyverre King12 өдрийн өмнөUmmmmm are we talking about the same guy 😂Jonathan Whitmore12 өдрийн өмнөI love his jokes as they are super relatable.J Darling12 өдрийн өмнөNice decade old ellen degeneres bit hereRube Waddell12 өдрийн өмнөWhy is Mr. McIntyre funny? Because he just says funny stuff. Doesn't do political garbage.Karina Flower12 өдрийн өмнөDo Brits truly get freaked out by a stranger talking to them? They always say this.Violet None Of Your Business4 цагийн өмнөIt depends on the situation and where you are. It's kind of a rule to not talk to strangers on public transport, in London in general, ect but you only really know the situations and places it's ok to speak to strangers if you're from here yourself so we don't hold it against foreigners (unless you try and talk to us on the bus) and especially Americans we just think of as overly friendly so if you do we panic for a second thinking why are you talking to me until we hear your accent then think oh ok they're just American.ixlnxs7 өдрийн өмнөHeavens! I cannot believe you are addressing me so directly. I don't believe we have met before, or have been introduced properly? Pardon my shock. What was your question?Emma Jardine11 өдрийн өмнөLondoners do. Oop north, we're a little less freaked out bymissmsquare12 өдрийн өмнөI do sometimes especially on public transport.I R12 өдрийн өмнөI think middle class Michael taking the bus *was* the jokeSonya Gomez12 өдрийн өмнөSo funnyr .Irvine12 өдрийн өмнөFunny how the audience laughter rises and falls all at the same time.Aleia Truman12 өдрийн өмнөBeing spat on has a different meaning these days 😷😨P.A M12 өдрийн өмнөMore tears in my eyes than when my hamster dieddreamhobbiz12 өдрийн өмнөEither you stand, or you twizzle. How true! 🤣Sky12 өдрийн өмнөIt's four am. I'm eating cheese on my sofa. I need sleep. I'm an insomniac but I could sleep rn. Instead I'm eating cheese and laughing. What must my neighbours think😂A. R12 өдрийн өмнөMicheal on the bus . Uh huhh . 🤣🤣🤣Min Wade12 өдрийн өмнөThank you for the laughs. In Australia when someone accidentally “sprays you in spittle”during a convo. We usually say “I wanted to hear the news, not the weather” LOL. Stay safe best wishes fr South Australia 🇦🇺MrRooney1825 өдрийн өмнө😂😂😂😂😂Rebecca Fowler11 өдрийн өмнөSay it don't spray it😂TKPS12 өдрийн өмнөTrue. We've never really been backwards in coming forward.Di B12 өдрийн өмнөIf someone spits on me while speaking to me, I’d say “ what the heck, you just spat on me! “ no one would be in any doubt.....I’d never just say nothing......pobat73 pobat12 өдрийн өмнөThese people laugh over the stupidest, boring jokes!!!Bre Cruz12 өдрийн өмнөBrilliant!Eugenie E12 өдрийн өмнөI love him. I love him. I love him.