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Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-29-20

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Here’s the website! billburr.com
I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

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  1. Frank Gonzalez

    Frank Gonzalez

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    I find it so hilarious that Bill Burr spoke shit about Star Wars all of these years and yet ended up being in The Mandalorian, lol.

  2. 1o29s23

    1o29s23

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    Bills my electronic talking head

  3. shrimpflea

    shrimpflea

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    The Satan Rays

  4. shelberto swaggapants

    shelberto swaggapants

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    So we're going to criticize the 2013 Seahawks for cheating, but not the 2006 steelers?

  5. Syke Raps

    Syke Raps

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Hey Bill, is it weird that I’m 22 and seriously enjoy hearing you ramble? Lol

  6. Lark Vs. Owl

    Lark Vs. Owl

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    You have more common sense than most politicians .

    • Lark Vs. Owl

      Lark Vs. Owl

      16 өдрийн өмнө

      and I'm sorry, Joe Rogan, but anything you says has reaction. Be more responsible.

  7. Ianuarius

    Ianuarius

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    1:08:00 how about... i don't know... stop getting married?

  8. Seth Harshman

    Seth Harshman

    18 өдрийн өмнө

    If Bill actually paid attention to Star Wars he'd know only Siths deal in absolutes

  9. Allan Adamson

    Allan Adamson

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    I know a guy who was on his third tour of duty and his entire team had a bomb dropped on them and he was somehow insulated from the bomb by the mud around the complex and was thrown like 50 feet across the way from the pushback but had no real injuries but everyone else in his platoon was blown up or whatever it was one of the biggest casualty days in Iraq and they give him leave or send him to get a medal for his bravery that day and they're trying to give him papers to go home and he asks instead for another tour so they send him to an even more dangerous place with even more bombs and he did well there too and yeah I have to wonder okay at what point does that pay well enough that you can retire because the people behind this machine are billionaires and never see combat

  10. Allan Adamson

    Allan Adamson

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    the curse of the bambino ahahaha jk

  11. Original Askal

    Original Askal

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    warm ginger tea

  12. ambush bob

    ambush bob

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    I think about dying all the time

  13. Come out, Neville!

    Come out, Neville!

    20 өдрийн өмнө

    At least he's a half full kinda guy.

  14. Sean B

    Sean B

    20 өдрийн өмнө

    Bill gonna ignore that the pigs are not native and cause massive amounts of damage because of how fast they reproduce? They kill them as much as possible and the pigs still outbreed that. Think of that.

  15. Jase Gtree

    Jase Gtree

    20 өдрийн өмнө

    He's waiting for the Adderall to kick in

  16. Coletha Albert

    Coletha Albert

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    Is Russell Wilson involved with steroids?

  17. Coletha Albert

    Coletha Albert

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    I didn't know the Seahawks tested dirty for steroids...very disappointing very

  18. Harry Longmore

    Harry Longmore

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    Hot toady whiskey honey sugar lemon hot Scottish like me

  19. Adrian Morales

    Adrian Morales

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    Let’s go Dodgers!!!

    • Adrian Morales

      Adrian Morales

      21 өдрийн өмнө

      It was the 38 year curse

  20. Dan Motyl

    Dan Motyl

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    Need a video stream.

  21. Kevin Blackwell

    Kevin Blackwell

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    Id rather open mouth kiss my dead dad, than watch star wars. I'm with you Bill

  22. NIOPLE

    NIOPLE

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    kleo is still alive?

  23. Alexander Foelkel

    Alexander Foelkel

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    Shitty podcast, no need to upload it.

  24. Unexpected Comedy Podcast

    Unexpected Comedy Podcast

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    1:10 already mentions sports. He might as we call it Thursday just before monday morning Monday morning sports update. Use to love when he would read off the listeners stories and request bills life advice

  25. Jeff Biggs

    Jeff Biggs

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    Before John Madden was saying “take the points,” Woody Hayes was going for 2-point conversions against Michigan while leading by 40 late in the 4th quarter. LOL!! When asked after the game why he went for two, Hayes responded “because I can’t go for 3.”

  26. Cooked Comedy Channel

    Cooked Comedy Channel

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Eyy Billy Boy, I'm assuming you won't read this BUT if you were to chop up your pod cast into bit size pieces you would claim your podcast back from the dogs that steal it from you. Eh, just think you deserve more

  27. A H

    A H

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    08:18 He was already around his teammates so they would have been exposed. Outside of that these guys are young and healthy enough that it would not have truly harmed them.

    • Joseph Smith

      Joseph Smith

      21 өдрийн өмнө

      I’m not a brainwashed covid nazi like some ppl *cough bill cough* but the point is they would me exposed more, unnecessarily. The more exposure, the more likely to contract it. That guy is a jackass for having a tantrum and refusing to comply, security should’ve dragged him out by his taint skin

  28. Tramond Spencer

    Tramond Spencer

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Yes, the king snake is immune to venom.

  29. TotemicAnalTurboFukker

    TotemicAnalTurboFukker

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    "Pack up and leave to a red state" Ha! People are leaving, not because Trump.. They are leaving because the democratic turds that run these states have and are running them into the shitter! Ask you're buddy joe

  30. Jo Fo

    Jo Fo

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Boooo

  31. Magistar

    Magistar

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    he voted for biden i think

    • Joseph Smith

      Joseph Smith

      21 өдрийн өмнө

      Misinformed Billy bashes Trump(mainly to suck up to the ppl he wants to like him) every episode, I think it’s a safe assumption. He’s been sneaking in unprompted “I’m a lefty” a lot recently like he wants to be on record as being on the “rIgHt sIdE oF hIsTorY”

    • Fully Tok’d Comedy

      Fully Tok’d Comedy

      22 өдрийн өмнө

      Yea. Doubtful Nia follows his vote for trump online for him. He also doesn’t seem to like the Donald very much.

  32. nathan papp

    nathan papp

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Would somebody explain to Bill what an invasive species is.

  33. Lincoln

    Lincoln

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Is Bill under the impression that the Dodgers allowed Justin Turner to play with Covid? They don't have that power. Then he's putting the Dodgers next to the Astros? I keep forgetting Billy boy is a Sox fan.

  34. Brandon Russo

    Brandon Russo

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    FUCKING SLAYER!!!

  35. Andywan Kenobi

    Andywan Kenobi

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Enough orange on orange hate bill...

  36. Ika Ganev

    Ika Ganev

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    I just watch episode from Star Wars Mandalorian, and wow .. you ?! you're really great ! 👍

  37. Oliveira Luis

    Oliveira Luis

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    1:18:46 the lady in the lab love song

  38. Skeeter Thompson

    Skeeter Thompson

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    the World Series was great, congrats to the Dodgers 🏆

  39. iamit Singh

    iamit Singh

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    You are a legend bill.

  40. Jodice Edwards

    Jodice Edwards

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Bill has that Dad Voice that everyone needs once in a while.that Dad voice that calls you out on your shit, calls you an idiot but then tells you to fix your life cause he loves you still. He should make tough love motivational videos.

  41. Alex Buruian

    Alex Buruian

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    11:00

  42. Roiu46

    Roiu46

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Wear that ear pro!

  43. Jack Genre

    Jack Genre

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Would love to see Bill Burr do a video on the Ultimate Karen, Chelsey Handler the woman who feels she needs to remind people they are black

    • Fully Tok’d Comedy

      Fully Tok’d Comedy

      22 өдрийн өмнө

      Andrew Schulz has a decent take on Flagrant2.

  44. Nathan Simpson

    Nathan Simpson

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    The pigs are an invasive species. They weren’t native to the area snd are messing up the ecosystem for all the native wildlife.

  45. Kirti Cally

    Kirti Cally

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    I need a timestamp to when Bill stops talking about football and moves on to something else. Untill that happens, I'm staying away from MMPC.

    • Fully Tok’d Comedy

      Fully Tok’d Comedy

      22 өдрийн өмнө

      14:40

  46. Spaceknight79

    Spaceknight79

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Unfortunately, Bill, conservative accountability is limited. It only applies to people who are Democrats and/or the working class. Doesn't apply to corporations, the rich, or the GOP.

    • plandimic1984 ASW WEAVER

      plandimic1984 ASW WEAVER

      21 өдрийн өмнө

      I hate political party's an the ideal of leadership. Instead why can't we just agree no murder\harming pepole or the property no rape no stealing no lies for wealth or power no limits on other people's liberty. Instead of voting for leadership that always ends up using lies and or fears to take liberty an wealth. Let's just vote for enforcement officers that up hold the basic law's. Yes in this system drug's will kill some but they do now an only drug dealers benifet from there sale in my system society can tax them to offset the cost drug users put on society an not spend 30000 per year per person that eats or smokes plants. Same can be said for gambling an sex work. This system would allow all the liberty to make there happiness in life. No it's not safe an no you won't be able to live off the work of other's but you will be free to do whatever it is that makes you happy. But unfortunately the top earners and the bottom earners will fight against this system being put in place. The top will supply the bottom an go to war because they depend on a unjust system to maintain a easy and safe life style at the expense of other's. An the remaining 80% of humanity is full of pusscakes that will keep taking it in the ass or as they say go along to get along. I'm sure the time some authoritarian government officials decide to force the people to do something I won't do is coming. An then it will be a crime to buy from me or sell to me. Even if I find a way to live outside society the government will see this as a threat an come up with some excuse to kill me an anyone around me. I want to say enough people will unite an organize to fight and destroy the current regime. But I'm just having a hard time believing this so I'm going through life ready for the final life an death struggle. One sliver lining of this is I'm no longer afraid of death don't ask how I kown this just believe I have no doubts.

    • PaulUnit5000

      PaulUnit5000

      22 өдрийн өмнө

      Or the DNC

  47. Michael Liverpool

    Michael Liverpool

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Bill could only do 10 minutes of quiet talk then he explodes into old Billy Booze Bags

  48. telmes1td

    telmes1td

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Your the man bill! So glad your kicking assistance again! Keep it up man! I loved your monolog on SNL and I thing people need to let go of there hate and laugh. That we also néed to take responsibility a acknowledge we all (including myself) screw up in history at some time. I'm a big fan of Shaka zulu. But that was some brutal shit. I like William wallace. . . Brutal. Last of the Mohecan. . . . Brutal. So people need to relax.

  49. Uncut The Urbanite

    Uncut The Urbanite

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    I hope you can transition to video podcast one day

  50. DrLeroyGreen

    DrLeroyGreen

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    45:09 WTF was that!?!?!?

  51. Gir Doodie

    Gir Doodie

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    I think the fans of Star Wars are more overrated than the movies and I’m a fan of the movies

  52. axeblue

    axeblue

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    I live @ home w/ my parents and I live @ home all-day supposedly. My dad over-seas and my mom works from 3pm to 11pm. I'm 30 but i'd be terrified to be thrown out. I'm a emotional support but I do get shht all the time for not working. I'm human, so are my parents; to think if you don't work you shouldn't have a 'roof' over your head is some wrong teaching from a previous generations, 'go to college'... I'm not gonna go into debt to be respected as an adult.

    • Catch 22

      Catch 22

      20 өдрийн өмнө

      How are you going to make it when your parent die? 30 and still living at home and not working... your parents failed you and you failed yourself. Go get a job and realize that your “lifestyle” isn’t sustainable. It’s one thing to lose your job and need some help temporarily from friends or your parents but another thing entirely if you have given up and are not pursuing a career in anything. You’re right, you don’t have to go into debt going to college, but if you don’t go to college you’d better go into the trades or find some steady job as a oil field worker or as a truck driver, I hope you enjoy your extended vacation you idiot. And yeah, if you’re so lazy that you don’t contribute anything to your family while living at home at 30 than you belong to the street, God only knows that you leeching off your parents isn’t helping anyone. I hope you get your life together, because living like that I would be surprised if you had any friends at all. Because if you had any real friends they would push you to improve your life so you aren’t reliant on other people to keep you alive. People don’t like being around failure, it’s contagious.Take control of your life, you’ll be a happier man when you can put a roof over your head with your own work.

  53. Tyrone Tucker

    Tyrone Tucker

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    covid19 is a hoax

    • Charles Piro

      Charles Piro

      22 өдрийн өмнө

      I wouldnt call it a hoax I would call it what it is and has always been, its called the FLU with a fancy name and inflated numbers to keep the sheep in line.

    • PaulUnit5000

      PaulUnit5000

      22 өдрийн өмнө

      Convid19

  54. LaylaEatsTrees

    LaylaEatsTrees

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Dami love this podcast even though it chew out my ass every once in a while

  55. TS

    TS

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    What??? No announcement of where we can watch you livestream election night coverage???? Bill, I've been waiting 4 years for the follow-up to your killer performance when Trump beat Hillary!!!

  56. Earning Swiftly

    Earning Swiftly

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Starts at 14:42 then stops at 21:33 and starts again at 22:20

  57. TS

    TS

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Feral pigs are such a plague that even wacked out liberal Oregon has designated them as shootable on sight without any hunting license needed. They totally ravage the food sources of native animals, and they really destroy farmland. They are a plague.

  58. Joel Marte

    Joel Marte

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Thanks for checking in on us ❤ means alot.🙏

  59. Kelly Christian

    Kelly Christian

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Billy knows better than to not do research. Wild boars ARE a world-wide plague.

  60. NightOwl

    NightOwl

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Imagine if sports games where as scripted as WWE matches.

  61. Teeple

    Teeple

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    I miss the drunk billy doing his podcast. Lol

  62. Zach D

    Zach D

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Bill making fun of Star Wars is even funnier now

  63. Richard Butkis

    Richard Butkis

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Didn't Jordan play one of his best basketball games with the flu?

    • Fully Tok’d Comedy

      Fully Tok’d Comedy

      22 өдрийн өмнө

      Allegedly that was a “contrived storyline” created so the bulls weren’t the favorites and the mob could hammer the line and clean up $.

  64. mrloop

    mrloop

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    14:40 got past the football

  65. Zack Stevens

    Zack Stevens

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Im just here for the reads 👍

  66. ...x

    ...x

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Cynthia Breazeal is the robot lady. Bill raging about a lady that's pretty much totally clothed hahaha.

  67. KingTime1

    KingTime1

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    I’m the type of person that tunes into Bill burr‘s Podcast after they try to cancel him. Let’s go

  68. Kobain

    Kobain

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Time stamp the American sports stuff so i can Skip it.

  69. Sand Grass

    Sand Grass

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Friends of Eddie Coyle seems to be on Pluto TV for free. I just googled it popped up seems to work.

  70. Martin Guzman

    Martin Guzman

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    I gotta get a divorce

  71. Twobarpsi

    Twobarpsi

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Bill got the Vid!

  72. DewkChronic

    DewkChronic

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Bills stilla puss, RIP 16:44

    • Why Do I Even Look At The Comments

      Why Do I Even Look At The Comments

      23 өдрийн өмнө

      It's terrible. I'm hear because bil was the best comedian in modern times until his wife got the vice-grip on him. Now no one is performing and every non left comedian is just an obnoxiously republican one.

  73. Anthony Peppers

    Anthony Peppers

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    O Billy "hi hiiii hiiiii HIIIIIIIII" The Burr

  74. Jeff Reed

    Jeff Reed

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    HUGE red wave is coming ...aka Silent Majority ...

  75. lafayettetech

    lafayettetech

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Drums are so loud, it’s impossible to get John Bonham’s leg. I’ve tried it!

  76. lafayettetech

    lafayettetech

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    I thought your gonna keep it calm! You make me laugh! It’s hard to hold back!

  77. Greg Wierzbicki

    Greg Wierzbicki

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    THIS DUDE IS THE REAL DEAL I'VE LAUGHED LONGER AND HARDER THAN CARLIN EVER DID AND CARLIN WAS ONE OF THE WORLDS SMARTEST AND BEST COMEDIANS EVER IN THE HISTORY OF COMEDIANS IN MY OPINION. BURR IS A REAL LIFE REGULAR DUDE AND IS NOW MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN.

  78. Marcelo S

    Marcelo S

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    what the hell happened to your voice, Bill? what a f-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

  79. spektzz

    spektzz

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Get this man a radio station on gta 6

  80. Bob Oso

    Bob Oso

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Bill blows off Lakers early titles but doesnt mention early Celtics titles when there was like 8 teams and players smoked at half time lol come on

    • Skeeter Thompson

      Skeeter Thompson

      22 өдрийн өмнө

      look up “Bill Burr - Championships”, he alludes to the Celtics bullshit in that one, was from about 10 years ago

  81. stiofan mac

    stiofan mac

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    this is old age billy blue

  82. Bob Oso

    Bob Oso

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    I know a lot of people dont like when bill talks about sports and that's fair, but as someone who does his knowledge makes him basically a walking encyclopedia, and its fucking impressive. Especially for an old bald redhead twat. 🥰

  83. Coletha Albert

    Coletha Albert

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Cleo is back???

    • CatusBrutus

      CatusBrutus

      23 өдрийн өмнө

      If you mean the second half, its from like 2012

  84. Daniel Gwillym

    Daniel Gwillym

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Lol says San Diego

  85. Coletha Albert

    Coletha Albert

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Seahawks are on steroids?????

  86. U.S.Slave

    U.S.Slave

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    This guy is a sell out. If he accidentally slipped and made a funny watch him go on apology tour like Rogan or Norm did.

  87. Snyderman9

    Snyderman9

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Ole Billy ASMR

  88. B. Henderson

    B. Henderson

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    I was hoping that dope Turner would infect the entire Dodgers organization. Would've been comedy gold. Also, Badlands and Eddie Coyle are both pretty good films. Another underseen gem from that era is 1963's The Sadist, starring Arch Hall Jr (the much maligned and riffed upon actor from MST3K fame). Very low budget and roughly cut, but intensely performed all around.

  89. Lever Action

    Lever Action

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Hope you are feeling better soon. Hey.... This sports crap is crap. I get that this is about you and thats cool but are you that mundane? I loved bill being analytical and looking into the abyss, because you have a great head for it and you aren't stupid, which makes that interesting and very funny. Please get back to your roots.

  90. John Doe

    John Doe

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    300th *comment! Spartans!!! * Drug companies got the cure to what ales you

  91. Shane Gross

    Shane Gross

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    I’d watch the ABA😀😀😀😀

  92. Shane Gross

    Shane Gross

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Your World Series recollection is admirable, all I got is every Shawon Dunston statistic up there, good for you pal!

  93. Daniel Gushue

    Daniel Gushue

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Why not start another podcast that just interviews sports figures? Bill Burr’s Sportsfest Podcast or something

  94. Steve Madak

    Steve Madak

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    HAHAHA fkin kills me

    • Steve Madak

      Steve Madak

      24 өдрийн өмнө

      " Needs a serious talking"--- So good :P

  95. TadNer

    TadNer

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Love how Bill always trashes golf hahaha

  96. s02 Pzychotik

    s02 Pzychotik

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    -_-

  97. Lance YOXTHEIMER

    Lance YOXTHEIMER

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Oh bill it's so precious how you think people still watch baseball

  98. Andrew Purdy

    Andrew Purdy

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    If your team scores a 2 point conversion at at rate anything above 50%, then you will statistically score more points in the long term by going for 2 every time

  99. Venom Alastor

    Venom Alastor

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    This sounds like a re run of an earlier pod cast he did.

  100. Lawdheulpus

    Lawdheulpus

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    The playoffs? reference gets me every time. Jim Morra went through hell with the New Orleans Saints in the 80’s.

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