28:20 me wiggling and winding my body like a worm at midnight lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo

Simon every other time David wants him on stage simon is like No and that's it,this time Simon is like ok let's go why not i love it Simon is just as real as a man can be....

Sue (if that’s how you spell her name) was the best act and I wanna hire her and have her live in my house I love her

SImon: "So you got a son?" Subtitles: "So you got a salad?"

Awww Simons dogs

Doga

oh my goodness the dog that kept on chasing ant im dying!!!!😂

3:36

3:63 llol

0:29 busted Mandy😂😂

The first one was amazing she was doing magic and trying to be funny at the same time!

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Omg Simon has ciwas

so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Davids dog...

what's the title of the song used by the second contestant?

WIGGLE WINE!!! I love it!

David is the one who STRIP and Simon is the one who SHOCK LOL 😅😂🤣Actually I ship Simon and David 🥰😁And David is the only one who can CONVINCED Simon...

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Simple ,pure fun to watch.Good going.

lol

omg

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahaahhahahha

that is so funny

I NEED WIGGLE WINE ON APPLE MUSIC NOW THAT SONG WAS A BOP

I am person who is scared of David now

Why is Simon so humble? Never seen such a man who can tolerate all situation... Not forgetting the other three judges🥰 Moment of appreciation for the show🤝

8:50 Simon doesn’t know what his life will be~

Hate David

Ned roasts the judges on bgt and gets through. Alex roasts the judges on agt and gets booed and doesnt make it thru

12:12-12:24

simon always says naughty

Anyone else loves how David loves to bother Simon when ever he gets the chance or feels like it 😭🤚🏻

simon seeing a person: ._. simon when he sees a dog: *_*

Oh man I love David 😂❤️

I fell off bed laughing so hard

Who's fav part was with the dog who keeps attacking the man?

That with the man and the dog was too funny 😂🤣🤣

me encanta got talent

Okay but wiggle wine i want to be a real song

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i cried because how hard i laughed

4:47 “who was it?” Subtitles: “Robotic.”

Last one was not FUNNY

Hahahahaha dog chase was sooooo funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

You know you’ve done good when Simons impressed.

LOOOL

my eyes burn

simon was traumatized when dave took of his pants

Dog Max is a star 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

DAVID IS THE BESTTTTTT

Im in love with wiggle wine 🤩🤩🤩

The wiggle wine guy was just 🤌🤣🤣🤣

33:30 Simon subs: I'd like to remove my EGGS XD

ROBERT ROBERT ROBERTTT! This IS my NEW FAV AUDITION!!!! YES

I was like “0.0” when David was in Simons face

Alternate tittle: dogs on America’s got talent and 2 human acts 😉😉😉

That blonde kid... I swear TOMMYINNIT lmaoooo

The first act she called Simon David

I think lime is a good friend of mine is the impostor pink and the family doing well in the queue and the other

Ha ha the first one was so funny ha ha🤣😅😄

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Simon: ill like to remove my ex Subtitle: ill like to remive my eggs Me: 🙊🙉💩

The last one-- Simon I can see you smirking. ;)

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Simons face during the last one 😂🥵

I love the Auditions with the dogs hahaha

Had someone threw tissue on the judges like that guy did here in India, he would have faced criminal charges along with 5 year life sentence and the promo would be aired 24*7 on all channels along with the scenes of him walking to jail and people protesting for and against the contestant. Man hope GOT standards in India really improve someday!!!

Why must everything happen to David? 😂

24:25 Omg

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I love how they always try to losen Simon up

I love when david got simon like that all the time thats so funy more than the show 😂😂😂😂

I love them all lol. Any Jamaicans here to dance with Donches (if I spell his name correctly) lol

We all know when she’s a housewife she doesn’t to need to work for her money lol

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Omg I love that dog he alway bark I laugh so hard

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i like when david laugh

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THE LAST 4 ARE SENDING ME

That kid at 10:24 had me dying 😆

I'm sick this made my day so everyone is wondering why I'm laughing so much at 11 pm

I love david

"it's not broken... He's just got no friends...."😂😂😂

Quirky Robert was genius.

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Poor Simon

Im pretty sure that David is the protector of all lesbians

I’m glad David joined in to make it funny, but the dancer at the end should not be expected to give anyone a lap dance. Those are two different occupations.

7:26 "aww look how relaxed he is", mate i think the dogs dead

About ben langley Fun fact : You probably won't listen to these songs the same way again 😂👌✨ Ma dude here was absolutely hilarious i kept rolling and hitting my hands on the bed and laughing hysterically i couldn't

Amanda's dog was so cute though

28:10 I love this!!!

i saw the first magic trick on penn and teller years ago, and better done