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  1. John Conte

    John Conte

    11 минутын өмнө

    Did you see my butthole? Did you see my butthole....

  2. akumachill


    40 минутын өмнө

    5:12 did anyone come back here after watching the Spider Man “parody”? They did exactly just that... hanging upside down just a bit LOWWWWAH!

  3. rashadd26


    Цагийн өмнө

    I'm like Bill. Most times I'd rather take the loss than deal with the bs.

  4. Marv


    2 цагийн өмнө

    Feminism is the most self-contradicting movement.

  5. Some One

    Some One

    2 цагийн өмнө

    Does she get more nasally in this ep?.lol. I hear it myself..

  6. nestornotabilis


    2 цагийн өмнө

    The lady asking for 'blow', meaning pot, at a liquor store... that's just adorable. She was clearly risking humiliation, just to get some weed for a friend. I bet she's lovely.

  7. John Lake

    John Lake

    3 цагийн өмнө

    Burn off Stress with NaughtyASMR net

  8. Cameron Angel

    Cameron Angel

    3 цагийн өмнө

    I'ma just bust in a 19 year old kid no repercussions there

  9. wJs


    3 цагийн өмнө

    10:08 I mean that logic’s pretty air tight

  10. FLiPP


    4 цагийн өмнө

    I too remember those first Club W reads 😂 Greetings from The Netherlands

  11. Garin layla

    Garin layla

    5 цагийн өмнө

    My problem sleeping with a corpse would be that it is dead, it looking like grandma wouldn't be the main issue.

  12. Aleks Osgardov

    Aleks Osgardov

    5 цагийн өмнө

    We was... We were...

  13. Hector Cuervos

    Hector Cuervos

    5 цагийн өмнө

    Can't listen to anyone talk like I can listen to Billy batts

  14. amanda w

    amanda w

    6 цагийн өмнө

    I'm a banker and I had a couple at my desk the other day paying off a credit card. The bf had a spending problem. The gf asked me "Does freezing your credit card in a block of ice make your card defective? Every time he does it his card doesn't work right after."

  15. Jaysin No Knock

    Jaysin No Knock

    7 цагийн өмнө

    Gay bar pickup line. Excuse me, but can I push your stool in for you?

  16. Connie H

    Connie H

    7 цагийн өмнө

    Can we at least have the link to the protein bar? 😂

  17. helen ready

    helen ready

    7 цагийн өмнө

    here my troll ass goes again: the mars family's success dates back to 1883. m&m's were one of their later invention/acquisitions. it's interesting that in light of your rant (an m&m store in times square? i'm as flummoxed as you) about advertising timing and whatnot, the aformentioned argument with nia is moot. somehow, the mars company came up with some brilliant ad campaigns, including product placement in times square that, while said location flummoxes most, brought a simply candy item into the forefront, disney style. i don't get it, but there it is...

    • helen ready

      helen ready

      7 цагийн өмнө

      ohhh listineing! mars beat hershey by 11 years, historically! i. need. to. get. a. life. but it's so much more fun to be a troll. you know, i was supposed to work today, but the governor cancelled thanksgiving.......

  18. Abid Mahmood

    Abid Mahmood

    7 цагийн өмнө

    i cant help but take both sides...i've never felt this with a video... i swear im not rasict i have black friends... LMAO im high

  19. Major Disaster

    Major Disaster

    8 цагийн өмнө

    JOKES EVERYONE, but seriously, he is right. Adult abuse leads to lower verbal memory skills (whodathunk) but no other cognitive long term issues. The exception is adolescents (teenage - mid 20s) where the evidence is that permanent damage can occur leading to a loss of up to 8 IQ points (significant) Teens avoid; adults enjoy.

  20. Dark Knight

    Dark Knight

    8 цагийн өмнө

    We need the three Irish legends together on Conan, Bill burr, donor McGregor & Conan

  21. twoonthewall


    10 цагийн өмнө

    Ketamine = horse tranquilizer Drug abusers call it special k

  22. twoonthewall


    10 цагийн өмнө

    All the butthole lines have to be trolling surley?

  23. Nobody Cares

    Nobody Cares

    11 цагийн өмнө

    😂😂😂 Mgtow= you were SENT your own way because the bitch don't want to fuck you 😂😂😂 THAT'S THE REALITY

  24. Caesar Yumury

    Caesar Yumury

    11 цагийн өмнө

    Bruh this is hilarious.

  25. jay ks

    jay ks

    11 цагийн өмнө

    Put the assburger on the backburner

  26. James Lee

    James Lee

    11 цагийн өмнө

    Where is the Joshua Tree?

  27. Anthony Hewitt

    Anthony Hewitt

    11 цагийн өмнө

    U really have to pay money to see the grand cayon lol thats fucked up

  28. Tom


    12 цагийн өмнө

    "They're just sitting on the beach getting fatter."

  29. Tom


    12 цагийн өмнө

    It sounds like he's talking about Funyuns. I'm not even from America, and I know what those are, lol. Ironically, I guess, I know them from Breaking Bad, which Bill Burr was in.

  30. Rosie Hackett

    Rosie Hackett

    13 цагийн өмнө

    Right off the bat..That nose thing, sounds like a deviated septum. Get it checked. That wouldn't surprise me, Bill's thought process has been pretty deviated over the years.

  31. Mike Maben

    Mike Maben

    13 цагийн өмнө

    911 = NWO. DAHAHAHA

  32. Come out, Neville!

    Come out, Neville!

    14 цагийн өмнө

    I bought Japanese beer to learn it was made in Canada.

  33. Shotgun Zombie

    Shotgun Zombie

    14 цагийн өмнө

    Once again, Bill being right.

  34. moneymike77p


    14 цагийн өмнө

    They are so perfect best and funniest double date couple ever probably

  35. SpongeBob SquarePants

    SpongeBob SquarePants

    14 цагийн өмнө

    It's about damn time bill hosted.

  36. The Legend of Crunchfoot

    The Legend of Crunchfoot

    15 цагийн өмнө

    Next time you go back to SNL you should write a western skit with you as: Freckles the Kid,Ginger James(the funny James brother),El Diablo de Southie etc..etc..

  37. foodank_atr


    15 цагийн өмнө

    5:09 ok Bill that's too close...

  38. Dan Lane

    Dan Lane

    16 цагийн өмнө

    I am still great friends with my ex but I can totally understand wanting to set boundaries. I think as long as those are respected and everything is transparent, it's fine. Ultimately, your relationship needs to come first.

  39. Liam Sweeney

    Liam Sweeney

    16 цагийн өмнө

    The Grand Canyon isn't a business. It's a rock formation. Just because you put a building on it doesn't mean people should pay to see it. In the UK all parks, museums, any space run by the government is free entry.

  40. Free Mason

    Free Mason

    16 цагийн өмнө

    "Fuck knows, maybe dead", pure gold

  41. Nitty Gritty

    Nitty Gritty

    16 цагийн өмнө

    Lol keta mean is awesome tho

  42. Victor Amogu

    Victor Amogu

    16 цагийн өмнө

    When I see the thumbnail all I can hear is: It's got a good sprreeaad

  43. CrzyLion


    16 цагийн өмнө

    you heard it here first boys, time to hike down the canyon and get a free helicopter ride if you get stuck/break a leg!

  44. Matthew Fortuna

    Matthew Fortuna

    16 цагийн өмнө

    Bill looks exactly like a guy who would spend 80% of his life on a boat catching mollusks

  45. Vincent Gonzalez

    Vincent Gonzalez

    16 цагийн өмнө

    Sugars Mass opioid

  46. Kumquat Stuart

    Kumquat Stuart

    17 цагийн өмнө

    The RN has me on the fuckin floor

  47. Kumquat Stuart

    Kumquat Stuart

    17 цагийн өмнө

    The RN had me fuckin rollin hahahaha

  48. Andre Campbell

    Andre Campbell

    17 цагийн өмнө

    Block buster video, how old is this video?😅

  49. MannyFlanders


    17 цагийн өмнө

    What does the park ranger actually do, those questions were valid and it makes him seem like a lazy toll booth operator?

  50. Logan Richardson

    Logan Richardson

    17 цагийн өмнө

    You have to pay to look at the Grand Canyon?

  51. pandawarriah


    17 цагийн өмнө

    He need to take that girl biking on a freaking railroad.

  52. Bob Loblaw

    Bob Loblaw

    17 цагийн өмнө

    Wow, she bought that

  53. Darrell Wefel

    Darrell Wefel

    17 цагийн өмнө

    It's a Art Form 😄

  54. Jason Jones

    Jason Jones

    18 цагийн өмнө

    She's just trying to be more manly than him. How big is the strap-on she uses on him? At least 12 inches I say.

  55. Larrymcjones


    18 цагийн өмнө

    I’m wearing tennis shortssss

  56. Shiyi YIN

    Shiyi YIN

    18 цагийн өмнө fact check, they settled with NDA

  57. Darrell Wefel

    Darrell Wefel

    18 цагийн өмнө

    Dragon Ball ZZZZZ 🙌

  58. stevstro


    18 цагийн өмнө

    Worked at a stereo store many years ago. A guy comes in & asks if we had a particular cartridge for his turntable. Yes,. How much? $75. Jesus! I can get the same one down the street for $50. So go get it there. They're out of stock. Well if I was out of stock, I'd sell it to you for $40. Really?!

  59. T.H.E


    18 цагийн өмнө

    10:45 bill

  60. T.H.E


    18 цагийн өмнө

    10:45 bill

  61. stevenmartinez438


    19 цагийн өмнө

    True the narcan comment at the end, I've seen an OD come in, gave the medicine, 5 minutes later he was pissed and we owed him some money for killing his high. True story Sir, if you do not have a DNR order in your hand in an apneic state, we are obligated. No fucking refund for you.

  62. Grammar Police

    Grammar Police

    19 цагийн өмнө

    Bill "I don't know how to pronounce 'ketamine'" Burr

  63. Distr4ck Productions

    Distr4ck Productions

    20 цагийн өмнө

    This sounds like fan fic

  64. dinkydodinky dodo

    dinkydodinky dodo

    20 цагийн өмнө

    You were amazing! Honestly better than Chapelle

  65. steve thomas

    steve thomas

    20 цагийн өмнө

    The Bright Anglel trail to the Colorado River is about 8 miles in length and 4300' in elevation. Not a hike to be taken lightly. Yeah the Park Service hauls plenty of people out every year. Do a river trip, 5-14 days, INCREDIBLE.

    • JDragonX


      19 цагийн өмнө

      My gf wanted to do the hike. She still brings it up lol.

    • JDragonX


      19 цагийн өмнө

      Did it two years ago with the gf. Funny story, we got there a little later than we planned and so we were gonna do the hike in the dark. I'm not an experienced hiker and it was my first full camping trip. I punked out from the night hike cause I just kept picturing getting mauled by a mountain lion. Come to find out, the rangers suggest doing it at night since it's cooler. Fuck that lol.

  66. R5gtturbo


    21 цагийн өмнө

    His mates said he’s the king 😂😂😂 Be the last day she seen the guy 😂 bills hilarious

  67. Moderately Amused

    Moderately Amused

    22 цагийн өмнө

    Park Ranger says people without money should expect to pay then offers a rich dude (an implied) free private tour.

  68. Derek Vinyard

    Derek Vinyard

    23 цагийн өмнө

    Good ol Billy Blow Jobs

  69. Mark


    Өдрийн өмнө

    100% looser

  70. vivek tiwari

    vivek tiwari

    Өдрийн өмнө

    As an Indian who has worked in the bpo industry I hv been laughing for the past 5 minutes

  71. Toby Nowell

    Toby Nowell

    Өдрийн өмнө

    I love the podcast but Nia has to grow a pair, everything is sexist in some way to her.

  72. Cory Crain

    Cory Crain

    Өдрийн өмнө

    He just said it

  73. Cory Crain

    Cory Crain

    Өдрийн өмнө

    People, he has a daughter so he is talking to her...mic drop

  74. J Biafra

    J Biafra

    Өдрийн өмнө

    At this point, put a knot in your pipes dude.

  75. J H

    J H

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Bill getting trolled on the hemorrhoids write-in. C'mon Bill.....or at least OH, GOD please let it be trolling!!

  76. Gerald Tisch

    Gerald Tisch

    Өдрийн өмнө

    She simping. Shimping..

  77. Jay Rodro

    Jay Rodro

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Bill married exactly what he hates, poetic karma😂🤣😂🤣

  78. Karl E Paul

    Karl E Paul

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Yea, I'm with Bill. And people wanna say "Oh, so it's her fault all these guys are acting creepy to her? She was 'asking for it'? Is that what you're saying?" NO...what I'm saying is this: While NOBODY should have to experience ANY type of negative repercussions simply because of nothing more than dressing in a way that makes them feel good or wanting some POSITIVE reaction in return (hey, a genuine compliment is a great thing, even to guys), there's (unfortunately) a ton of weirdos out there who don't think as rational as the average person. That's just a fact. This matters because they're the same people who always WILL think stupid shit, such as "She's obviously asking for it, I mean, why else would she be showing underboob in a picture where she's showing off her new nose ring?" 😆lol But seriously, all I'm saying is have a little foresight, and think more about how strangers may react, as opposed to how the people you actually DO know will react. That's key right there. People get upset when they're told to be more cautious. "Oh, so it's MY fault this person broke into my home when I announced on Facebook and Twitter I wasn't going to be home for the next 2 weeks because I was on vacation in another state? Really? So the thieving scumbag did nothing wrong?" NO...I'm just saying that not everyone has morals, and because of that fact, one should make the necessary adjustments accordingly, in order to LESSEN the chance of something bad that could possibly happen to you. ....OK, I got a little off track there, sorry. But the mindset is the same. I remember Bill saying one time, if you were a person who was smackdab in the middle of a bad area of town at 3am, carrying a big sack of cash and singing the "We're in the Money" song, while you most definitely should NOT have been assaulted, and truly hoped you'd have a speedy recovery, it'd be pretty difficult to feel some type of genuine remorse overall, because you had put yourself in a situation for the pretty obvious bad shit you knew would most likely occur in the first place.(...something along those lines I think🤔) But for the woman posting all those type of pics that changed the whole dynamic with her male friends? Well, she can make some adjustments accordingly if these guys mean that much to her, or NOT make them. She's already past the "Is this fair to me?" part (and it isn't).....BUT.... if she continues doing the same thing and gets the exact same end result, she's not allowed to say: "Can you believe this shit is happening to me?" Uh...Yea. We most certainly can. that was a long reply....Sorry....but Bill really hit the nail on the head with this one. #burrsthebest

  79. magnum357225


    Өдрийн өмнө

    Im working on a cruise ship and you always think there is nothing else that can surprise you, but believe me when i tell you there is no end to human stupidity.

  80. 81Moggsy Morgan

    81Moggsy Morgan

    Өдрийн өмнө

    "...learn a couple of songs on a flamenco guitar and take her out on a rowboat..."